Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Left Her Kids in the Car in 16 Degree Weather So She Could Get Her Makeup Done?

Fox – Authorities say a woman has been charged with child neglect, accused of leaving her two young daughters in a cold car while she had her makeup done in a mall department store. The Charles County Sheriff’s Office says deputies were called to the Waldorf mall Tuesday evening by someone who heard children crying in a car outside. Police say officers found the girls, ages 3 and 6, and put them in a patrol car. Authorities say the outdoor temperature was 16 degrees. Mall security paged the girls’ mother, who met with deputies. Deputies say she’d been in the store more than 90 minutes getting her makeup done. Twenty-eight-year-old Regina Marie Coleman was charged.

Andddd just like I predicted, this is Maryland’s thing. And if we’re being honest with each other, it’s not the worst thing to be known for. Boo fucking hoo, a three and six year old were stuck in a cold car. You have to one day take personal responsibility. Grow up, kids. There’s not always going to be someone there to hand you a hot chocolate and one day you’re going to have to learn to put gloves on yourself; not by standing against the wall and having someone put them on your hands for you. Yes, I agree, putting on the second glove after you already have on your first is the hardest thing to do in the entire universe, but that’s the bullshit life throws at you sometimes. So I digress, being left in the wilderness isn’t the worst thing in the world. She needed to go get her makeup done, can’t have kids running around JCPenny while you get your eye lids painted like the Sistine Chapel.