So as you may recall, UB posted this story last week about a chick from Belgium who was offering everyone BJs for their vote. Well, in the name of science, UB put himself on the list, and what do you know he received an email Monday confirming he had been selected:

Hey Uncle Buck,

Don't worry, this isn't spam. Just letting you know that you've been selected, click the link below to get what you asked for!
Hope you like it.

Tania

Ugh, a link to "Get what I asked for?" So this is what UB got:

Hello Uncle Buck ...

We've received more than 100,000 requests and I can't do them all on my own. So I sent my assistant, who is at least as good as I am. Enjoy...

The NSFW link includes a video that you can see here of an Asian assistant to the candidate giving simulated oral sex. Now UB didn't really expect to get anything from submitting an email, and at first thought "hey, free porn..." but this chick won't stop talking, there are subtitles and she keeps stopping to talk about President Bush's "dry sausage." Absolutely the worst fake BJ of all time. After this there is no way UB can possibly see fit to vote for Tania.

For shame Ms. Derveaux, for shame.