What an absolute goddamned outrage. I had Blazin' Blondie straight up at 7-to-2, on a Win/Place/Show ticket and as part of a key wheel trifecta. I mean, clearly the surface was soft, but she's always done well on a slow track. She gets off to great lead then takes a spill 20 yards from the finish line? Obviously the fix was in. If you can't trust the integrity of Hollywood Park bikini racing, what's left.

And yes, there is truth to the rumor that the girls are chasing an electronic Uncle Buck.

Frank Baxter found the clip.