The big news in the world of gossip is that Lindsey Lohan got charged with a DUI after smashing her Mercedes into a curb this weekend.  Apparently she got in a fight with some ugly ass lesbian DJ that she’s been hanging around with lately and left a house party at 5am in a rage.  That’s when the curb popped out of nowhere and got in her way.  Cops also found coke in the car, blah, blah, blah…   The only reason I even mention this story is it brought back memories of my absolute favorite celebrity car crash of all time.  I’m obviously talking about when some dude was driving with Paris Hilton and threw a coat over his head trying to escape the Paparazzi.  Not surprisingly he only made it three feet before driving into a parked truck.   Every time I see this video it cracks me up.  It just proves the old adage; it’s tough to drive when you can’t see.

Oh and just in case you’re worried about whether this will tame Lindsey’s crazy ways, the paparazzi caught her passed out drunk the next night once again with her ugly ass lesbian DJ friend.  Good for Lindsey.  A little DUI ain’t going to slow her shit down.