So I haven’t really talked about our Barstool Office Party that much yet.   First of all, I want to thank everybody who came out to support the Stool.   I’d say that the party was a success.   We had a ton of girls there which is always a good thing.    The cigar roller was a hit and the Barstool Girls were smoking hot per usual.   Hopefully everybody will come back to Ned Devine’s in just about our month for our next Signature Party which is a Barstool Sports Luau.    But enough about that already.  Clearly the big news of the night was that Kina from Road Rules was there.   And trust me when I say I turned on the old El Pres charm as I tried to wiggle a tell all interview from her for the Stool.  I probably spoke with Kina for about 20 minutes and learned the following things.   First of all, don’t ever say “I loved you on the Inferno” to somebody who was never on the Inferno.  I’m still kicking myself for using that as my opening line.   Luckily she didn’t slap me in the face after I said that.   It turns out her latest show is Road Rules View Revenge which she admitted in a private moment to me sucks.   Also, Kina is currently living in Boston and retired from the MTV circuit.  Furthermore she cried when Timmy gave his retirement speech in the last episode of the Inferno and referred to him as the “Godfather of Rulers”   She also hates people like me who she considers part of the “Media” for always making fun of MTV.   But by the end of our conversation I think I made her realize that I’m not an enemy of MTV, but rather a protector.  All in all, she seemed like a really cool girl and hopefully we’ll get an interview with her in the next couple weeks.

P.S. – Apparently stripes make me look fat.