Holy shit, did our government really almost develop a "Gay Bomb" that would be dropped on enemy troops and make them become irresistible to each other, to the point where they couldn't stop having anal sex? The report says it was first presented in 1994, but was not approved. If this thing is really possible, how was the formula not created and leaked on the Internet, becoming a national phenomenon for fraternity pranks. How much would you pay for this thing to be dropped on Yankoff Stadium during the upcoming Yankoffs-Mets series?

Perhaps the most troubling thing about this plan was that they were going to be able to get close enough to enemy armies and all they wanted to do was drop a "Gay Bomb." If you are able to drop a bomb on your enemy, why not a fucking exploding bomb? How about one of those? Instead of worry about these guys becoming horny for man meat, why not blow their fucking heads off? Just a thought...

"Um, Alex...they haven't dropped the bomb yet..."