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Random Thoughts – June 12th


Jay-Z is Rihanna's Mentor

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Dlisted.com - Rihanna said that her mentor, Jay-Z, pre-screens dudes before they can date her ass. She said, "He's very protective. Jay has my best interests in mind. If it's a good guy I know Jay won't shut him down. But if he's not, Jay will be like, 'No, no, no.' "

Jay-Z is Rihanna’s mentor and decides who she gets to date?  Is there any doubt that he’ll tag her before this mentorship is all said and done?  After all, isn’t that the rule with male/female mentors?  I’m pretty sure you need to fuck before you can move into your next phase of your life.    Regardless, I really got to wake up and get my head in the game.  I should be the mentor to at least like 7 Barstool Girls by now.   Leave it to Jay-Z to teach me a life lesson.

As a side note, who is the best mentor of all time?  I think my vote has to go Kenny Bania.  It’s Gold Jerry Gold.

— elpresidente, 10:57 am | permalink | 23 comments