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Random Thoughts – June 25th


Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Has A Frumpy Ass

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It’s official.  Angelina Jolie has a terrible ass.   It’s like Sampson with his hair.  To be honest, I grew suspicious when I posted the first picture of her ass a couple weeks ago in everybody’s favorite game… Guess That Ass.   And now after seeing these pictures of her today in white pants no less, I’m afraid our worst fears have come true.   Angelina Jolie has a frumpy ass.   Sure Angelina brings the thunder up top and has a face to die for, but her ass is flat out unacceptable.  This is a sad day for America indeed.  Talk about a confidence booster for the enemies of this country. I feel like we are now one step closer to Canada invading us.   

— elpresidente, 3:40 pm | permalink | 27 comments