TMZ.com - Rapper Foxy Brown was attacked by three female friends of her ex-boyfriend yesterday morning.  Brown allegedly dumped Roshawn Anthony after finding out that he was a pimp. The angry ex then called the three attackers to beat up Brown. According to a police source in the Daily News, "they beat her bad. They ripped out her hair weave. Her hair was a mess -- and that seems to be what she cared about most."


I don’t know how to compete against this story.   I mean how can I write something funnier than the actual story itself?  I guess sometimes as a blogger you just need to tip your cap and move on.   A story about Foxy Brown’s ex pimp boyfriend sending in 3 ho’s to fuck up her hair weave is like a 99mph fastball on the black.  Totally unhittable.

Thanks to Soog for the link...