ESPN.com - The Hagers are trying to figure out how life went off track for their teenage daughter, Windy.

They envisioned that life for the good student and promising athlete would be filled with dreams of the prom and college, but that all changed this week when Windy, 16, married her high school track coach.

"Signing those consent forms was the hardest thing I did in my whole life, but we had to move on, it was going to kill us all," Dennis (her father) said.

I'm a little late on this story, but can I take a stab at when things went off track for the Hagers?   It was the second they named their kid “Windy”.   After all, it’s a well known fact that if you give your kid a hippy name, hippy life rules apply.   And according to my hippy handbook, age and shit like that doesn’t matter.   It’s all about free love baby. So really the Hagers have nobody to blame but themselves.   And what’s the deal with signing the consent forms for her to get married?    Listen, I don’t want to hear your sob story when you’re happily putting your daughter on waivers.    If this was my kid she’d be locked in a closet until she was 50 years old.   There is no way I’d let my daughter marry the high school cross country coach.  The high school football coach, maybe, but certainly not the cross country coach.