News.com - A US banker who told his boss he needed time off work because of a family emergency has been busted after a photo of him in a tutu at a Halloween party turned up on Facebook. Kevin Colvin, an intern at the North American arm of Anglo Irish Bank, sent an email to his boss saying he could not make it into work. "Something came up at home and I had to go to New York this morning," Mr Colvin wrote on the afternoon of October 31, the day of the party. The Facebook pictures were uncovered the next day by co-workers, showing Mr Colvin in a neon fairy costume, with a beer in one hand and a "magic wand" in the other. When Mr Colvin's boss, Paul Davis, replied to the email, he copied the entire office.

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This story is so great that I originally thought it was fake.  But when CNN starts covering it than I guess I got to give it the benefit of the doubt.   Anyway, great the move by the boss.   My only complaint is that he should have fired his ass at the end of the email.   That’s how it’s done.  You go cute and funny followed by rape and pillage.   Maybe something along the lines of this;

Hey Kevin,

Thanks for letting us know.  Hope everything is okay in New York.  PS – I never knew you were a gay fairy.   Feel free to take your little fairy wand and shove it up your ass because your fired.   I hope dressing up like a girl to party in Worcester was worth it.