Let me start by saying I'm beginning to doubt whether "Reef Chick" is real. I mean how can somebody this hot come out of nowhere? Home runs, triples, singles... Anything she wants to hit, she hits. I've never seen anything like it. It's incredible! Anything she wants to do, she does! I mean, how can somebody look this perfect that well that came from nowhere? And we somehow still don't know this chick's name. We've had a million people send us pictures. I think only 3 people have nailed her and this was clearly the best batch. I actually lost feeling on the left side of my body when I saw these photos and it still hasn't returned. This chick is so hot it makes me want to cry. I was going to wait until Monday to post these photos but I thought it would be a crime against humanity to wait a second longer than I had to. I'll just probably keep posting them every day for the rest of my life.

Yeah, that's right honey, I see you looking at me. I admit it. I love you.