Random Thoughts – January 27th
Man Shocks His Wife To Death During Kinky Sex
CRALEY, Pa. -- Police said a 29-year-old York County woman is dead after her husband apparently shocked her with an electric cord to stimulate her during sex. Officials said 37-year-old Toby Taylor was jailed Thursday in lieu of $100,000 bail on involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment charges. Authorities said Kirsten Taylor was found unconscious Wednesday night at their Lower Windsor Township home. She was taken to York Hospital, where she was pronounced dead. Police charging documents said Toby Taylor first said his wife was shocked by a hair dryer. But police said when burns were found, he told them he had clipped a cord to his wife and plugged it into an electric strip three or four times. York County Coroner Barry Bloss called it a case of "bizarre sex" and said, "Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone."
Does it really matter if she was shocked by a hair dryer or shocked by her husband during kinky sex? It’s just semantics if you ask me. In any event this guy kind of got a raw deal don’t you think? I mean it’s not like he killed his wife on purpose. Shit happens during kinky sex. Pretty soon couples that want to get freaky are going to have to sign a waiver like you do before bungi jumping or ski diving. It’s bullshit. The bottom-line with kinky sex is that you got to take big risks if you want big rewards. You got to push the envelope and sometimes you get burned (no pun intended) Regardless it looks like me and the First Lady aren’t going to be shocking each other any time soon. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still try it with any of the Barstool Girls, but I can’t afford to lose the First Lady. At least not while I’m living in her mom’s house. Although it is a noble way to go down.