Vs.

So apparently Osi Umenyiora is dating Victoria Secret model Selita Ebanks. Obviously this means we needed to do a Superbowl Girlfriend showdown.  Man this is a tough one.   Selita Banks is freaking hot.  So hot that I was ready to call this a draw until I remembered that her ex boyfriend was Nick Cannon.   Contrast this with Giselle whose ex boyfriend was Leanardo Dicaprio.   I know this shouldn’t play a factor, but clearly Giselle is operating on a whole different level.   She’s moving from superstar to superstar while Selita Banks is still kicking around in Double A ball.    Mix in the fact that Osi Umenyiora likes to shit and piss on chicks during sex and I think it’s safe to say Giselle has her outclassed by a mile.

Vote 1 for Giselle and 10 for Selita Ebanks.

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