Random Thoughts

In what appears to be the first slightly-decent video of Britney topless, UB has to say he feels pretty dirty for watching that whole clip (bonus clip of Brit's see thru top). Keep in mind by the time this gets posted, the YouTube clip will undoubtedly be removed...Was it worth it? Eh, yeah probably.

(Note: hooter appears at 3:27)

I've been waiting since the weekend for these clips to become available. In case you missed it, this was one of the truly great championship battles of our times: Evan Lysacek vs. Johnny Weir in the US Mens Figure Skating Finals. There hasn't been a time in recent memory when two such bitter rivals... two warriors... clashed like this. Amazingly when it was done, they finished in a tie. A TIE! Which is the only appropriate outcome when two of the fiercest competitors in all of sports go head-to-head and leave it all on the ice like these guys did.

The rivalry between these two defies comparison. You could equate them to Tiger and Phil... Like Tiger, Weir is icy and introspective, where Lysacek shares Mickelson's populist, everyman appeal. But these two are much closer in talent and victories than Woods and Lefty. You could compare them to a modern day Russell vs. Chamberlain. But the NBA greats were friends off the court and spent holidays together. Weir and Lysacek truly do not like one another. You could say they're like Ali and Frazier, but those two never went at it with the same ferocity that Evan and Johnny do every time they square off. It's brutal between them. It's war.

Just go to the last minute of Johnny Weir's clip, and see how he bursts into tears at the end of his long program because of the pressure of this bitter blood fued. Then just try to tell me there's a better rivalry in all of sports.

Introducing Erin from Bridgewater State. Ah, the classic potato sack girl. And by that I mean the type of chick you just want to throw a potato sack on and take her home with you and never let her leave the house. And I totally mean that as a compliment. You just want to latch onto a girl like this and marry the shit out of her.

PS - I can't wait until "potato sack girl" catches on.

Also the Stoolies owe a huge thank you to Erin's friend who sent us the pictures of Erin without her knowing. This is how you do it! It's just selfish not to share a chick as hot as Erin with the rest of the world. So if you have any hot friends or know any hot chicks please send them our way. Submissions should be sent to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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Okay so people already saw the Dynasty shirts that I bought in anticipation of the Pats winning their fourth Superbowl on Sunday.   I’m also planning on making a 19-0 FU Checklist shirt listing the 19 people the Pats humiliated the most  during the course of this perfect season with a little check mark next to each name.   I need the Stoolies help with this.  Who am I forgetting?  Who deserves to be on this thing? Here is who I got so far in no particular order;

1.      Don Shula

2.      Mercury Morris

3.      Peter King

4.      Peyton Manning

5.      Steve Young

6.      Eric Mangini

7.      Steelers Guy

8.      Greg Easterbrooks

9.      Merril Hodge

10.   Roger Goodell

11.   Ladainlian Tomlinson

12.   Patrick Crayton

13.   Wade Phillips

14.   Igor Olshansky

15.   Ron Borges

16.   Tom Jackson

17.   The entire United States of America besides NE

18.   Tony Dungy

19.   Shawne Merriman

NYDailynews.com - A former athletic manager for Hofstra University's football squad claims she was sexually harassed by jocks who engaged in unsportsmanlike conduct on the team bus. Lauren Summa was locked in the bus bathroom during one trip and harassed when a video showing graphic interracial sex scenes was played on another ride, according to a complaint filed in Long Island Federal Court.  Summa, a former Miss Teen Pittsburgh and Miss Teen Pennsylvania in 2001, claims an African-American player told her, "That is what you white women want."  When she asked an assistant coach to shut off the movie "Shadowboxer," she said, "The players responded by shouting for [the coach] to play the video and yelling, 'We want boobies!'"

First of all honey I wouldn’t be bragging about Winning Miss Teen Pittsburgh.  That’s like winning Miss Teen Brockton.  Regardless how selfish is this chick?    Who does she think she is to ask the assistant coach to shut off a movie that is playing on the team bus?    That’s like asking them to change the music in the locker room because you find it offensive.   Next thing you know she’s going to want to start calling the plays too.   And keep in mind when I wrote this I thought Shadowboxer was a porno.  In reality it’s just a Cuba Gooding Jr flick.  I mean how graphic could it be?   Bottom-line is part of your job as the chick athletic manager is to bang the players and show boobies upon command.   If you don’t like it than go manage the women’s ice hockey team or something.

Long Wang Class: Freshman Hometown: Cary, N.C. High School: Cary Height / Weight: 5-9 / 157

I’m voting good name here.  I mean “big dick” translates in any language right?    Plus,   I’m thinking it’s almost impossible for this guy not to get laid a regular basis with a name like Long Wang.  Because the second you introduce yourself to a girl the conversation automatically turns to sex and that’s like half the battle with chicks. Once they starting thinking about dick, it’s game set match.  At least that’s what I’m told.   Personally I can never make the transition from weather.

PS - Did we already talk about this? I think I may be losing my mind.

Vote 1 for good name and 10 for bad name

Sometimes in this life there are men of vision whose great innovations go largely unnoticed. Brilliant minds whose ideas changed the world but who remain anonymous. The first Europeans to travel to the Americas. The inventor of the automobile. The man who isolated the cancer gene. No one knows their names, but their impact on our lives is profound.

The founder of the Lingerie Bowl is such a man. A man of courage who went to the drawing board and came up with the formula "(Women x Lingerie) + Football = Entertainment." This is a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in this town...

Unfortunately, due to problems both logistic and contractual, Lingerie Bowl V has been cancelled. And the dream of us being spared 30 agonizing minutes this Sunday listening to 83 year old Tom Petty caterwaul through "Runnin' Down a Dream" is dead. But we have been promised they will return with LB VI from Tampa, FL. Let us pray.

This man did one other thing for which the world should be eternally grateful: he gave us Jamie Walsh, the most high-profile athlete to ever grace the cover of Barstool Sports. So here's to you, Mr. Lingerie Bowl Inventor.

And here's a gallery of the Lingerie Bowl Girls, No 3 on our countdown...

The previous picks:
No. 4 Ines Sainz...
No. 5 Jewel...
No. 6 Mariah Carey...
No. 7 Shania Twain...
No. 8 Cindy Crawford...
No. 9 Janet Jackson...
No. 10 the Miller Lite catfight girls...

Play Leon Powe.

PLAY LEON POWE!!!

I get it... at 6'8", he's under-sized for a power forward or center.  I know we can't play 12 guys.  And I know Big Baby (or Ticket Stub, as he's called now scroll down) has done work as well.  But Leon Powe has done nothing but produce whenever he's been in the game... for however long he's in the game. 

I also know this is a little skewed, but the fact that his per 48 minute numbers right now are 26.1 ppg and 15.9 rpg says something.  Would he put up 26 and 16 if he got starter minutes?  Nope.  But numbers that extrapolate out like that show that the few minutes he's getting are extremely productive. 

Besides, Leon Powe has a glare that can scare the platinum off a rapper's teeth.  He's 6' 8", but he's afraid of no one... and few people can push him around.  Doesn't every team need an enforcer like that?  Bottom line... I love me some Leon... and I love him some more after he dropped 25 and 11 on the OUTRAGEOUSLY SHITTY Miami Heat.  Hey... thanks Miami for letting us rest everyone ahead of tomorrow's Dallas game.  We appreciate it.  You guys should watch... maybe re-learn what basketball looks like.  You've obviously forgotten.

Props also to Rajon Rondo... 23 points in 25 minutes was big.  Shit... things were going so well for the C's in Miami last night... Tony Allen even played 33 minutes and only turned the ball over once. 

John - RedsArmy.com

When I first saw this picture of Lindsay Lohan I instantly thought it was a no brainer to play who would you rather bang…Lohan or the chick with Lohan.  But guess what?   The chick with Lohan is her little sister who is 14 fucking years old!    14!   No wonder chicks nowadays are getting knocked up by like 12 years old and shit like that.   They dress like little slut bags.    They are literally begging for grown men to hit on them.  I was still wearing Jams when I was 14 years old and this chick is riding dick.   God help me if I have a daughter.  

Boston.com - Talk about hypocrisy. The Boston Herald took a swipe at the Globe today because our book about the Patriots' undefeated season was already available for pre-order on Amazon.com. But what the Herald didn't tell its readers was that it was hawking its own book, "New England Patriots: 2008 Super Bowl Champions." Amazon removed the Globe's book, titled "19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England's Unbeatable Patriots," after the Herald reported that Amazon was promoting it. Later in the day, Amazon also removed the Herald book. So why didn't the Herald come clean about its own book today? Turns out the paper wasn't entirely forthcoming about its staff's involvement in it. "The distinction between the Herald's book and the Globe's book," Herald spokeswoman Gwen Gage wrote us in an e-mail, "is that we instructed the publisher not to market our book as authored by the Boston Herald until the Patriots win the Super Bowl." It's also worth noting that the Herald's story speculated that Giants Coach Tom Coughlin could use word of the Globe's book as a way to fire up his team.

Nothing like a good chick fight right?   Who fucking cares whether they published books on Amazon or not?   Instead of being such pussies why don’t they just man up and take a stand.   I mean did people see our cover from last week?   Fuck the jinx.    There is just no way Eli Manning can beat Tom Brady in the biggest game in the history franchise.  There is just no way Tom Coughlin can out coach Bill Belichick.   There is just no way NY can beat Boston in anything anymore.   The bottom-line is that the Pats are going to stomp on the Giants dick and there is nothing anybody can say or do to change that.  In fact I’m so confident in a Pats victory that I already pre ordered thousands of dynasty shirts.  I was going to wait to sell them until Monday morning but hell I may start selling these shirts today.    Like I said.  Fuck the jinx.

PS – As far as people saying shit like this gives the Giants motivation, I don’t buy that for a second.   Tom Brady could stab Michael Strahan’s mother in heart with an ice pick and it still wouldn’t matter.  We’re the best team ever.  It’s going to take more than motivation to beat us.

JANUARY 23--A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail. Billie Pelley told investigators that she entered inmate Bobby Mann's cell and began kissing the 37-year-old inmate "for a while." She then advanced to servicing Mann, but "stopped after thinking about what she was doing," according to a probable cause affidavit filed earlier this month in Okfuskee County District Court. By then, however, Pelley's encounter with Mann had already been recorded by a surveillance camera... Pelley admitted the sexual contact with the prisoner, who is awaiting trial on a bomb threat count. Pelley was charged last week with forcible sodomy, a felony, since Mann was not legally "capable of giving legal consent" because he is in custody. Prosecutors concede, however, that Mann, not surprisingly, consented to the oral sex.

Since I first heard this story, I've been furiously checking with all the world's leading human rights organizations to find out what they plan to do about the horrible mistreatment of Bobby Mann, and surprisingly I've found out nothing. Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, Freedom House... none of them has made a statement regarding the plight of poor Mr. Mann. I assume these groups are busy holding emergency meetings to discuss strategy because what happened here is far worse than anything that took place at Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo Bay.What did Bobby Mann do to warrant such unconscionable abuse? Make a bomb threat? Please. For that he has to do "hard" time? What does it say about our soceity when we allow a man to suffer like this while we simply stand by and say nothing? How would any of us feel to be arrested, held against our will, then have the likes of Billie Pelley force themselves upon us? It's an unspeakable horror and I won't rest until justice is served. Free Bobby Mann! Free Bobby Mann!...

Much more of the Poker star/Hawaiian Tropic Model here...

Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com