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Random Thoughts – March 18th


Teacher "Forces" Kid To Piss In A Lunchbox

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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Orange County Public Schools is investigating claims that a student was forced to use a lunchbox as a toilet in front of his class at Meadowbrook Middle School.  The teacher will not be coming to school. She will be relieved of her duty with pay as the school district investigates, officials said. "If you gotta go, you gotta go," student Quonterious Thomas told Eyewitness News in an interview Monday.  Thomas, 13, says his language arts teacher, Jameeka Chambers, gave him two options when he had to go to the bathroom at Meadowbrook Middle School in Orange County. She said he could wait until the end of class or use her lunchbox in the back of the classroom.  The sixth grader said he used her lunchbox.  "If I had waited any longer, I would have peed on myself and that would have been even more embarrassing," Thomas said, adding that his entire class of 19 students and his teacher watched.  The district says teachers have to allow students to use the restroom.

The district says teachers have to allow students to use the restroom?  What kind of fluffy ass rule is that?  See this is why I couldn’t become a History Teacher like I got my degree in.   I couldn’t take all the mammy pammy rules that let students piss all over teachers (no pun intended).  Well that and my immune system couldn’t handle the germs, but I digress.   So what happens if this kid tries to take like 9 pisses in 20 minutes?  The teacher just has to let him go?   Clearly there was a reason why the teacher told the kid to hold it or piss in the lunchbox.   Stop taking leaks every two seconds and this would have never happened.    If anything the teacher should be commended for trying to teach this Nancy Boy a life lesson.    You can’t always go to the bathroom whenever you want. Sometimes you need to just piss in a lunchbox.

— elpresidente, 10:19 am | permalink | 10 comments