Random Thoughts
This Video Pretty Much Sums Up Duke
This video pretty much sums up Duke and the entire ACC. They'll cheap shot you in the back like a little pussy when you're not looking and then fold like a tent the second you stand up to them. God Bless West Virginia and God Bless the Big East.
- Fan IQ
Guess That Ass
Haven't looked yet...Tara Reid?
That ass has more dimples than a 1st grade class picture.
What the hell?? Looks like two Titleist Pro V1s. FORE!!
sixten, great work on short notice.
Thats just confusing, her elbows, and ass say she is 40+.
Top Flites, but you get the idea.
That is funny. She is a goddess-see her from the front or dressed up and she is just a knockout. Her ass is a nightmare. I went out with a bimbo just like that and every friend could not understand why I wasn't making a sex tape forthe internet. She was thin and hot but her ass looked like a Titleist. Just not in good shape.
"cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.
The naturally thin ladies think they can be couch potatoes. Wrong.
Whateva--beauty is only a light switch away.
Oh c'mon, there's lots worse ass out there. I'd give it a good stretching.
Thats just confusing, her elbows, and ass say she is 40+.
— lugnutz, Mar 25 2008, 5:25 pm
Never thought of deciphering a womans age by her elbows...I'll add that one to the list. Thanks for the insight lugs.
No problem. I guess if she works in the ring those things will age prematurely, but the ass i have no excuse for.
True story
Fake, there's no way those two pics are the same chick. The first pic has got to be Tara Reid.
By the way, how in the hell is Jonida losing her first round match in the smokeshow competition? She is arguably the hottest smokeshow ever.
Kim got hosed on the draw, no way those to should have been seeded in this early of a matchup. That is final 4 match up material. True story
elbows? man i would proudly fuck that and never notice her elbows. but i dont mind 40+
Holy shit--I had never heard of her but she is extremely shmoking. The ass really is disapointing but everything else is just A+. Lights on!
Looks nice I would say so myself
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Bar Revolution: Personal Draft Lines
Table Top Beer Taps
by neither_Bug_nor_Crank
I'm totally overwhelmed by this idea. Maybe I'm just a mental midget, but I can't seem to wrap my mind around this concept. Are the table taps set up on individual tables or all along the bar? Could I theoretically be sharing a tap with somebody I don't know? What if somebody starts drinking on my tab? And how many different beer selections do they have? I mean obviously the idea works, but it just doesn't seem to make any sense. I almost want to fly out to Atlanta and check it out myself. In any event this kind of reminds me of my idea for a bar which I'd always thought was kind of impossible, but now I'm not so sure. Basically I wanted to open a place called "Wall Street" where we'd have the stock market ticker on the walls with different prices of beers and mixed drinks. The prices would fluctuate depending on what people were drinking. So if everybody was buying Miller Lite the price of Miller would go up and Bud would go down. It's a freaking gold mine. But obviously it would take a lot of back end work with the computer system. I always kind of thought it was a pipe dream, but if bars are installing personal draft lines than who knows? Now I'm sure somebody will steal my idea after reading this post which I'm totally cool with. Just give me credit as the inventor and I won't sue. Anyway as far as the draft line idea goes, don't expect to see this in Boston anytime soon. I mean we're still working on letting vendors sell beer at sporting events which is the most asinine thing of all time.
PS - That chick can calm down about how now she doesn't have to order an extra beer because her boyfriend drinks faster than her. Shut up lady. Either drink faster or don't buy a 2nd beer. Either way nobody wants to hear your sob story.
Don Larsen and Goose Gossage to Appear Live on QVC Tonight
From Yankees.com…
“The Yankees and QVC are commemorating the Final Season at Yankee Stadium with a special live two-hour program on QVC from The House That Ruth Built on Tuesday March 25 from 10 pm – midnight. You can purchase exclusive Yankees merchandise during this QVC program, including Yankee Stadium: The Official Retrospective, the Yankees 2008 Official Media Guide, Yankees apparel and much more! There will also be special appearances from some former Yankee greats including Goose Gossage and Don Larsen…”
Well I know what I’m doing tonight! Women’s hoops from 8-10, then QVC from 10-midnight. The only question is how much Yankee memorabilia am I going to purchase? “The Official Retrospective” is already a lock, I’d drop $300 for that easy. An autographed Billy Crystal ball is another item I’ve always wanted... oh what the fuck, I’m buying everything. Bats, balls, seats, pine tar, anything Goose Gossage and the original “Mr. Perfect”, Don Larsen, tell me to buy I’m buying. Good thing Don West wasn’t around or else I’d probably max out my entire Yankee credit card, but the bottom line is tonight’s program on QVC is must-see TV for anybody who likes baseball. Not just the Yankees, although you could argue the 26-time World Champions are baseball but that’s another blog for another time. My only hope is that the QVC people don’t get the Goose too riled up. (See above video, NSFW.)
Is This Funny?
This is one of those videos where I can't decide whether it was blog worthy or not. This probably only happens like 4 times a year so enjoy it. Vote 1 for blog worthy and 10 for I'm losing my fastball.
Random Observations About the Sox Season Opener
Yesterday El Pres wondered what kind of a lunatic would get up early to watch the game this morning. My answer would be "first class." I've always believed there are only two things that should get a guy out of bed at 5 AM: a plane ticket or a tee time. But I've added the Red Sox playing in Tokyo to the list. It might seem nuts, but the next time the Sox open the defense of their championship from halfway around the world, I can turn off the alarm and roll over because I've already seen one. A few things I learned this morning:
*Japanese Opening Day pre-game ceremonies are, in a word, bizarre. Four guys holding up giant bamboo poles with about 50 Red Sox and A's beach balls like the ones they sell at Fenway for $20 each. Girls in Red Sox kimonos walking like Egyptians. Others in A's kimonos with unfortunate swastikas embroidered on the sleeves. Geishas with giant hats that look like fortune cookies. Kids in black baseball unis krumping to C+C Music Factory. Bells, flutes, pounding drums the size of the Batsignal light. A US military band doing "Stars and Stripes Forever." It was something Dr. Charles Steinberg would come up with on blotter acid.
*You learn to expect anything from the culture that gave us karaoke, anime, and bukkake.
To read more sleep apneaed thoughts on this morning's game, click here...
Caption Contest
- Dude
- The picture is once again from Dlisted. Why don't our readers send us pictures like this? My dream is that just once Dlisted can say this picture is from Barstool Sports instead of vice versa
Pillow Fight At Copley Square
Those fucking wacky fucking bastards at the Banditos Misteriosos were back at it this weekend. You may remember that a couple weeks ago it was the silent dance experiment in Faneuil Hall. This time it was a massive pillow fight in Copley Square. Now I got to be honest here. I’m kind of pissed I missed this one. I would have loved to start mashing these freaks with pillows. Because the thing about hippies is that they think a pillow fight is all fun and games. But where I come from it’s not pillow fight until there is blood on the ground. I would have been swinging my tempurpedic pillow from my ass trying to knock people out. And the first guy to die would have been the guy in the darth vader helmet followed by those little kids. Somebody has to teach those little brats a life lesson about pillow fights.
Celtics Blog: Doc is a Hypocrite
For the second straight game, the Celtics played like shit in the fourth quarter. But unlike Saturday’s loss to a good Hornets team, this time they allowed a mediocre Philly team to steal the win….on the Garden floor no less. I’m choosing to pin the lackluster effort on Doc Rivers. Why? He sat the starters for too long. Of course they looked flat entering the game midway through the fourth quarter. By the time they got into rhythm, there was 30 seconds left. I’m all for resting guys as you approach the playoffs. But do so in the first three quarters so they can be ready to go when it matters. Not to mention earlier this week, Rivers said he planned on finishing the season “Patriots style” and wouldn’t cut back minutes. Looks like he lied. Anyone who watched the game knows Tommy Heinsohn shares my perspective. So I must be right.
Chuck – Red’s Army
Pedophile Candidate Runs for Mayor
WILMER — A registered sex offender arrested in a police sting for trying to arrange sex with a 15-year-old girl on the Internet is running for mayor of this small town. James Brian Sliter, 42, said he's sorry and needs to prove he can be an asset to his suburban Dallas community. The incident occurred in 2004, when Sliter went to a home where police, and not a teenager, waited for him.
"People need to realize that people make mistakes, and they need to look past those mistakes and forgive and move on," Sliter told Dallas television station KTVT. "I'm not asking anybody to condone what I did."
No one answered the door at his home Friday afternoon. A note taped to the door said he would speak with reporters Friday night. Sliter was charged with attempting to commit sexual assault of a child and placed on 10 years probation, according to the Texas Department of Public Safety.
By nature I tend to be distrustful of politicians, but I think James Brian Sliter deserves the benefit of the doubt here. Like he says we all need to realize that people make mistakes and we need to look past them and forgive. Really, how else our we going to find good, decent people willing to put aside their own self-interests and help doing the important work of governing? Are we really going to hold every person who runs for office accountable for every little picayune mistake they've made in their past? Some guys have been in car accidents. Some have taken campaign contributitons they probably shouldn't have. Some have been arrested for OUIs. Some have spiritual advisers who say crazy things. And some have tried to lure 15 year old girls into their house so they can rape them. Hey, nobody's perfect, and we've got to be able to "move on." When did this happen? 2004? How long are we going to hold this against Sliter? Forever?
I don't think this will hurt his campaign. After all, Sliter is a registered sex offender, correct? So that makes it legal right? As long as his registration is valid he can pretty much do what he wants, if I'm not mistaken. My only concern about his chances is this business of blowing off the press with a Post-it note on the door. That can't be good for a campaign if, like they say, any press is good press. Sliter is going to have to rally to recover from this. I'm going to suggest a slogan. "Vote for James Sliter: For the Children."
Barry And Elliot Are Pussies
Boston.com - Jordan's Furniture is betting again on a Red Sox win, this time a sweep of the World Series. Jordan's chief executive Eliot Tatelman revealed today at Fenway Park that if the Boston Red Sox sweep the 2008 World Series by winning the first four games, customers who make a purchase between March 25 and April 27 will receive sofas, sectionals, dining room tables, beds, mattresses, and rugs for free as part of its new "Monster Sweep" promotion.
So let me get this straight. The Red Sox only have to sweep the World Series for people to get their free furniture this year? That's it? Why not just give it away? I mean if I were the lawyer for Jordan's I'd make make customers at least have to predict the final score of each game to add a little bit of risk into the deal.
Seriously though, if Jordan's wants to run this promotion again that's awesome. But once you start tinkering with the rules it kind of loses its luster. Either man up and do it the same way as last year or don't do it at all. Winning the World Series is the only thing that matters. People shouldn't have to pay for their dining room set because it took 6 games as opposed to four. It's a total cowards move. I never trusted Barry and Elliot and now I know why. Thank god I bought my new mattress at Sleepys.
UB's Top 10 Favorite things about Japan
With the Sox opening in Japan early this morning, UB had plenty of time to watch the game and actually do some work on the Stool (imagine that). So here's UB's Top 10 Favorite things about Japan...Enjoy
Wake Up on Opening Day With Reon Kadena
In the spirit of international cooperation, let's celebrate the universal things we all share: our loves of hot models, baseball, and Asian women feeling each other up on television. Hazel Mae and Naoko Funayama, take it away...
Mom!?!?!?!