Boston.com - The general manager of WHDH Channel 7 was arrested after an allegedly drunken, obscenity-laced tirade at Logan International Airport in which she threatened to call a news crew and put a State Trooper "on TV and ruin [his] life," according to a police report.  Randi Goldklank flailed her arms and screamed at State Police when they took her into custody after her Delta flight landed Sunday night, according to the report. "I'm a bigshot in Boston and I'll have you're [expletive] jobs," Goldklank told the troopers, according to the report. "You think you're a [expletive] tough guy, just you watch and see what the [expletive] happens to you when I get out of here." Goldklank defended her behavior to the Boston Herald Monday night and told the paper she was inappropriately touched by a male passenger seated beside her. There was no mention of the male passenger in the State Police report. Trooper Eric Benson, a department spokesman, said this morning that “there has been no complaint made to the State Police alleging any such improper contact.” According to the report, she was overheard by police telling medical personnel that she had had "about three dozen drinks." Goldklank smelled of alcohol and was so intoxicated that police had difficulty booking her, the report stated. But then Goldklank's tone shifted.  "The defendants demeanor changed and she became quiet," the report says. "After a few minutes she leaned toward Sergeant Luce and stated, 'You think I’m cute and I think you're cute, just drive me home.' "

You got to love alpha females.  They are such a riot.   But I’m not going to sit here and throw stones at glass houses.  What big shot in Boston hasn’t been in this situation?   I know that whenever I’m in trouble with the law I always threaten to ruin people’s lives by lighting them up on the blog.    But what I’ve learned over time is that this type of behavior usually just gets the Astrovan towed, my license suspended and angry dads in my driveway.    Anyway, speaking of my license being suspended I’m totally going to steal this chick’s line once I can’t drive anymore.

“You think I’m cute and I think you’re cute, just drive me home”

It’s perfect!   What chick will be able to resist that? Granted I’m not cute ,but neither is this broad so it may work.

PS – Does being the GM at Channel 7 make you a big shot in Boston?  Vote 1 for no and 10 for yes?