PHILADELPHIA - A couple of young jet-setters stole credit-card and bank-account information from friends, co-workers and neighbors to finance lavish purchases and travel, prosecutors say. Now they plan to admit in court that people who crossed their paths unwittingly financed their luxury lifestyle. A lawyer for Jocelyn Kirsch, 22, said yesterday that she and her now-ex-boyfriend have signed federal plea agreements that likely will send them to prison for several years for ID theft and other crimes.

I've never understood this story. Why would a chick who looks like Jocelyn Kirsch ever date this guy to begin with? I mean when will bitches learn? If you really want to travel the world just find some rich dude and fuck his brains out. It's that simple. No need to break the law.

PS - Nice ball huggers on the boyfriend. Gross.