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Celts Lose....Now It's On
I've been saying it since Day 1. The playoffs don't begin till somebody wins on the road. Pistons did that. Now we got to go the same thing. Time to gear up for the best and worst chant in sports. D-E-T-R-O-I-T BASSKEETTBALLL.
PS - I'm not even close to nervous.
Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Beth)
Introducing Beth from Springfield College. The rumor on the street is that Beth is checking in at about 6 feet tall which would make her by far the tallest girl in the history of Smokeshow of the Day. It would also give her the ability to be a mega star if she wanted to. Because newsflash: there aren’t very many girls who are this tall and as good looking as Beth floating around on this planet. Very rare combination indeed.
Tomorrow is the last smokeshow of the day before the long weekend so if you’ve been holding out on us now is the time to send somebody who will haunt people’s dreams. Send all smokeshows to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
Couple Busted For Sex Romp In The Woods
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said. Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said. "They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had." The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
When I first read this story I didn’t even understand why this was a big deal. I mean when does a day go by when a pilot isn’t nailing a stewardess in the woods? But what separates this story from all the others is the fact that this town brought in a heat seeking helicopter to find this couple. What is this 24? Did these guys have the nuclear football or something? There has to be a better use of a heat seeking helicopter than this right? I mean how about finding Osama with it? It just seems like a waste of Government funds to be flying a helicopter around looking for a pilot who is diddling a stewardess in the woods. I mean if we sent up a helicopter every time a chick was getting nailed, the sky would become so busy it would be impossible to walk up there.
Mike Tyson Is In Peak Physical Condition
"I've been robbed of most of my money. Can I at least get a blowjob?"
Amen Mike. Amen.
Double Knock Out
This video is a couple days old, but whatever. Regardless I don't understand how the ref didn't count to 10 before ending the fight. Everybody knows that when a double knockdown occurs the first man up wins. If neither man can get up it's a draw and Apollo Creed keeps the title. I guess it just goes to show you that you can't trust a ref that is wearing an Ed Hardy tshirt during a fight.
NH High School Student Tricked Into Selling Weed To Principle
CONCORD, NH (AP) -- A New Hampshire high school student lured into an alleged drug deal by a principal from another school posing as a friend has been indicted on drug charges. Police say 17-year-old Concord High School senior John Huckins thought he was text-messaging a friend instead of Bishop Brady Principal Jean Barker in March, who had confiscated a cell phone from one of her students. Police said she received a text message stating "Yo, you need a bag?" She arranged to meet outside the back door of her school and called police. Police say when Huckins showed up he was arrested with a quarter ounce of marijuana.
Listen I’m no law expert, but doesn’t this violate the Miranda Rights or some shit like that? I mean you can’t just confiscate a cell phone and start acting like you own it can you? By law this principle should have been required to shut the phone off the second she took it. Or at the very least she should have sent a mass text letting everybody know that she had commandeered the phone. Instead she’s reading all this chick’s messages and probably trying to steal her boyfriend too. It just doesn’t seem fair and more importantly it’s illegal. Don’t ask me why or how, but it just is. I can feel it in my bones. This poor drug dealer never had a chance.
Shania Twain Got A Divorce Because of This Ugly Bitch?
People.com - As Shania Twain copes with her sudden split with the support of family and friends in her native Canada, sources close to the singer say she is reeling from a double betrayal – not only by her husband of 14 years, music producer Robert "Mutt" Lange, but by a woman she considered a close friend. Lange's relationship with Marie-Anne ThiÃ�©baud, 37, a longtime secretary and house manager at Twain and Lange's estate in Switzerland, was behind the breakup, say several sources familiar with the situation. "Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo.
Since when did People Magazine become the National Enquirer? Listen, I don’t pretend to know anything about this story, but I do know about life. And trust me when I say there is no way that any dude on the planet would ever leave Shania Twain for that old bag in the top picture. IMPOSSIBLE! It’s not even open for discussion. In fact, I don’t think I would fuck that old lady if she was sitting right next to me with her legs spread wide open. Seriously I think I’d rather just beat off to youporn or something. So how can anybody say that she was the reason for Shania’s split when I’d walk face first into an STD if I got to nail Ms. Twain? Do the math.
Brady Does Some Advance Scouting
Tom Brady is smart. Smart enough to watch how Bill Belichick operates and learn from him. Never be satisfied. Don't get complacent. Always look for ways to improve. If you're not getting better, you're getting worse. You can always get younger and better to upgrade a position. And always look to the future. I have no doubt Brady is as happy with Gisele as Belichick is with Brady, but that didn't stop him from drafting Matt Cassel or Kevin O'Connell. I have to think that's what Brady is doing here. Just thinking three steps ahead of everybody else because you never know what can happen and you've got to be ready for anything... age, boredom, cankles, pregnancy... anything.
PS. Credit to both girls here for managing to plaster a smile on their faces after the catfight that no doubtedly ensued right before the picture was snapped. But Miss Teen is definitely sporting the smile that says "Bitch thought she'd get between me and Brady. F- her..."
The photo is from The Big Lead .
Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Janet Lea Hughes, 32, a former business teacher at Jackson Middle School, in Titusville, Florida has reportedly been charged with one count of sexual battery on a child and attempted sexual battery. Hughes, a wife and mother, was arrested in April of this year after two undercover detectives allegedly found her in a van in a church parking lot with the 16-year-old male student. 
Reportedly the boy was a student at Jackson Middle School. It is alleged that the two were found lying on a blanket in the back of the van and according to detectives, “about to engage in a sexual activity”. Allegedly while being questioned by Titusville detectives Hughes admitted to kissing the boy in the van just before being arrested and to having sex with the same boy in the past. Hughes is scheduled to be in court September 10th. According to news media reports, authorities were not permitted to explain why the 16-year-old boy was still in middle school.
I'll admit I'm guessing here, but allow me to take a stab at why the lad might be 16 years old and still in middle school. Maybe it's because he's having sex with his teacher in a van. I'm just speculating of course. And falling back on my own experience. But I seem to remember doing my schoolwork and keeping my grades up so I could move on to high school because I didn't much care for middle school. In part because I wasn't having sex with my teacher in a van. I'd have to think that if I found myself in this kid's shoes, having sex with my teacher in a van, that would be a disincentive to moving on to another school. Just sayin'.
That said, let's hear if for Florida once again! Give the slogan "Sunshine State" to someone else. Florida should call itself the "Sex Teacher State." And Janet is doing her people proud. I especially like how she had seen the cops patrolling the parking lot before, but went back there with the kid anyway. Because when you're a sex-crazed Florida teacher boning a teenage boy, you don't keep that to yourself. You do the foolish, reckless thing and set up a tryst where you're sure to get caught. It's a matter of state pride. Way to represent, Janet Lea. (Either that or she figured if you park outside a church, your sex noises will just be drowned out by the ones coming from inside.)
As a bonus, here are photos from Janet Lea Hughes MySpace page plus some bonus pics.
The Grades:
Looks: Not bad, as imprudent cradle-robbing teachers go. Like a low rent Dana Delany. Grade: B
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: She posted this on the kid's MySpace a week before getting arrested:
Just the kind of careless disregard for common sense we're looking for. Grade: A+.
Intangibles: "Titusville"? Priceless. Plus, Mrs. Hughes has three kids of her own. Grade: A.
Overall: B+
Maria Stephanos Is Bringing It!
The best part of the photo is that you know if the camera panned down they'd show that Maria was wearing some serious hooker boots. Chick just knows how to party.
Maury Povich "I Am Not The Father" Showdown....Who Ya Got?
Vs.
Vs.
Maury Povich Wikipedia Entry - After further confrontation, and after Maury talks with both parties, he will be given a manila envelope containing the paternity test results and might say "Let's find out!", as a graphic reading "THE RESULTS ARE IN!" appears in the lower left corner of home viewers' TV screens. Maury will ask the man what he plans to do if the child is, in fact, his, and the man almost always responds by saying (often unconvincingly) that he will provide for the child in that (unlikely) case.Usually when the man is shown to be the father, the woman gets up, chases the man, triumphantly declares that she told him so, and/or does the "give me yo money" dance (including cash hand gestures). She then challenges him to follow through on his claim that he will provide support to the child; there is usually no follow-up episode to see if this actually happens, possibly due to the rather large number of cases that appear on the show monthly. Upon such confirmation, most men accept the fact that they are the father. Conversely, when the man is proven to not be the father, it is very common for him to celebrate by performing a smooth yet spontaneous dance routine onstage or by running into the audience to high-five audience members while the woman walks or runs backstage crying, often collapsing (or sometimes even diving) to the floor in the fetal position. In such cases, the man rarely receives an apology from his accuser.
I was emailed this Wikipeida entry today along with a request to show one of the all time classic videos that we’ve ever featured on Barstool Sports. And that is obviously the Maury Povich “You Are Not the Father” video. It still makes me cry every time I watch it. So I don’t care that we’ve already posted it like 10 times. I just can’t say no whenever somebody requests it again. It’s that good. We even threw in a couple bonus “You Are Not the Father” clips and I was going to do a whole “Who Ya Got Showdown”, but it’s not even worth it. The guy in the yellow still is still the king by a mile. You don’t become a Barstool Sports Hall of Famer unless you can stand the test of time.
Kid Gets Busted For Posting Naked Pictures of His Ex Girlfriend On His Myspace Page
MAY 21--Meet Alex Phillips. The Wisconsin teenager is facing felony child pornography charges for allegedly posting naked photos of his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend on his MySpace page. When contacted by police about the two images, Phillips, 17, balked at removing the pictures of the girl. Warned that he could face jail for publishing images of the minor, Phillips told an investigator, "Fuck that, I am keeping them up," according to a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Lacrosse County Circuit Court. Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, told cops that he posted the photos last week "because he was venting." The cell phone camera photos had been taken by the girl, who provided them to Phillips. Along with posting the photos, Phillips added explicit captions like, "Yo, U see how big her hole is! Its from me!" While claiming that his goal was not to harm the girl, Phillips acknowledged that, "he probably should not have done this," according to the May 20 court filing. Along with the child porn count, Phillips was charged with defamation and sexual exploitation of a child.
Man, it’s tough watch whenever a fellow smut peddler loses his wings. But just like Icarus if you fly too close to the sun you’re going to get burned. Everybody knows that you can’t post pictures of underage chicks on the Internet, Sure this may seem like a silly little technicality, but you’d be amazed how many of the great ones have been tripped up by this “law”. Bottom line is that it’s the one rule there is on the Internet. As long as you make sure they are 18 than everything is fair game. You want to vent about how you ruined her vagina than go for it. Is that my style? No. But to each their own. Just make sure they are 18 and than you can tell the cops to fuck off as much as you want. Regardless whenever this kid gets out of jail he’ll have a seat waiting for him at the Stool. This type of gumption doesn’t grow on trees you know.
Breaking News: Panicky Yankees Send Joba Chamberlain to the Starting Rotation
In an extremely surprising turn of events, New York Yankees' manager Joe Girardi revealed to a YES reporter as he left the field after tonight's 8-0 victory over Baltimore, that setup man Joba Chamberlain is being converted to a starter for this season. Many, including Hank Steinbrenner, had been pushing for this move but the conventional wisdom was that converting a promising young arm like Chamberlain's from the bullpen to the rotation in the middle of a season was ill-advised, if not foolish. Yet, according to Girardi, the Yankees are in the process of doing just that. The Yankees have been greatly disappointed by the performance of their two other young phenoms, Phil Hughes and Ian Kennedy, both winless this year.
I hesistate to write this given that the pitching manuevers of a last place ballclub are more the fodder of Fantasy Baseball sites than the world's fastest growing sportsmut blog. But I think this story merits a mention here just for those of us who are old enough to remember back when the Red Sox and Yankees had a rivalry that counted for something. Back when the Yankees were relevant and personnel moves they made were matters of interest. In those days, if someone in the Yankees front office said something like "We have the best young pitchers in the game, even better than Boston" the way Hank Steinbrenner did in December, only to have them collapse like a tent you bought at Building 19, that would've been something of interest to Sox fans. If the batshit crazy owner demanded their prized reliever be moved into the rotation, and the manager and GM said that was a bad idea and then by Memorial Day they did exactly that, we would've talked endlessly about power struggles and the manager being on the hot seat and it would've been great fun.
Now, it's all just kind of sad and unimportant. New York is scrambling for relevance while the first place Sox are adding a good-as-new rebuilt Bartolo Colon to a showroom that's already displaying the factory-new Jon Lester, Clay Buchholz,Justin Masterson and Jonathan Papelbon. So pardon me if I'm just posting this because I'm nostalgic for the Good Old Days when the Yankees still mattered.
I think fatty will be a decent starter in a few years but I see him struggling early on, probably be winded by the 3rd inning. Bye bye fist pumping.
Anyone see the new cover of SI? Hilarious.
Gallagher was on O&A this morning, I had no idea that guy was actually funny.
if he starts struggling, like he did in his last outing, they'll be debating whether it was the right move to make during the season.
I wonder if he'll pump his fist after a groundout to end the 1st inning...
Girardi finishing the season as manager would be a victory. I love that they fired Torre and now have this ass clown trying to manage those egos.
Clearly, the facts aren't important to this blog. The yanks plan all along was to move joba into the rotation in early june. The reason being is that he's on an innings pitched cap for the year of 140. If they start him in the bullpen for 2 months and then transition him to starter that will end up giving him around 140 ip for the year. Know the facts before you post.
PS: 18 and 1 Giant loss.
Loving every minute of this...
PS: 18 and 1 Giant loss.
— heslin78, May 22 2008, 10:13 am
Here's a number more relevant to the season: 21 and 25. See if you can figure out what that is.
PS: Here are the facts:
1st Place - Red Sox
Last Place - Yankees
Goid you guys are idiots.
Joba fist pumps. In what world is that more ignorant than doing a fucking riverdance like that retard papelbon does?
Not to mention he is one stupid sounding redneck. Shut him up and tell him to stop doing commercials. FFS.
I love how "for those of us old enough to remember when the Yankees were relevant"
Boston is ridiculous. get a couple of wins and all of a sudden the ego's grow so huge it blinds everyone.
8 years is a long time now? you douche bags.
If 8 years is sooo long, what was 86 years??
You guys win one WS per 45 years and "zomg wi r teh best!!!111"
Win with some dignity.
TheViking...cmon dude. Papelbon celebrating after winning the ALCS championship and Joba fist pumps after a groundout are totally two seperate things.
You sound bitter brah - take it easy!
Viking- Try losing with some dignity... you sound like an ass
I'm not a Yanks or Sox fan - that said, Yankees fans need to shut up and lay low for a while. That's just embarrassing.
Papelbon does the riverdance when we win the World Series. Joba pumps his fist when he finishes an inning in April/May. See the difference? Heslin78 - live in the now dude. Your Knicks are out playing golf or sexually harassing female members of the front office, and your Yanks are in the cellar. GFY, douchebag.
Joba the Hut
Hey Yankees, you do realize that Joba won't have one fifth as much importance during games for the next month while he gets stretched out, right?
No more scary 8-9th innings for a month, but I guess you have the luxury to just piss on the bullpen for a month
see you next year
Viking you sound like a pissed off dude this morning.
I'll take a riverdance after clinching first place and winning the World Series over getting an out to end the 8th inning ANY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK!
You were one of those donkeys chanting 'nineteen eighteen' and you fucking know it, so suck it up and deal with it...typical Yankee fan who can dish it out but can't take it.
heslin78, I can hear the Yankee brain trust now...
"So Mr. Steinbrenner, here's the plan. We're going wait until June, when we're in last place, a few games below .500, 7.5 games out of first place and then we'll make our big move."
Also, throwing the "18-1" shit into a baseball post confirms my initial assessment of you, namely that you're an ignorant douchebag.
Go enjoy your last season at Yankee Stadium. It'll be over in Sept.
Viking, what does FFS mean?
Last year the Yanks were bugged by gnats
This year, they are the gnats
Boston is the windshield
Baseball season started?
damn dude, your posts are like nails on the fucking chalkboard
Do you think Joba's parents knew he was gonna be morbidly obese when they named him that? Anyways I can't wait to see him in the starting lineup, throwing that fastball which is the only quality pitch he has. He Yankees fans, what do you think will happen when we run him out of the game in the 4th inning like the rest of your garbage starters? It will be great to see that A+ bullpen of yours try to pitch 5 innings of relief, especially when the have to send a van to pick up Mo Rivera out of the old folks home to close out a game.
Either way, as a Sox fan I'm happy you guys are making this move. Let's see if that fatass will pump his fist after every out he gets in a start. That would be awesome, especially because not only may he drop a couple pounds, but the fatigue from pumping those heavy ass arms will have him gassed by the 4th easily.
PS- We still have the best team in the 3 biggest sports no matter how you break it down. The Giants were a fluke and now the Yanks are cellar dwellers, and as far as the Knicks, I think they should start the season in the WNBA. Maybe the Yanks should all wear Giambi's gold thong for a couple weeks because they suck.
Viking, what does FFS mean?
— rearadmiral, May 22 2008, 10:36 am
For fucks sake.
Viking, papelbon does his riverdance after clinching games when the other team has left the field, joba celebrates during the eigth inning of games. That is of course not a surprise considering they give standing ovations for sacrifice bunts in the second inning at yankee stadium.
maybe you should realize that besides the giants, new york teams all suck.
Building 19.......ahahha I remember that place. Man it's been a while..
I aint pissed you guys finally won after all this time.
86 years is literally a lifetime.
The only thing that cracks me up is you guys act just like the people you hated the most all that time and refuse to acknowledge it.
You think your ego's are less than the Yankees fans were when they were winning a LOT of WS's? Not 2 in 90 years, a LOT?
You guys are assholes, and you seem to be really proud of it.
Everyone used to love the Sox fans beacause they were just blue collar, hard working schlubs who were lovable because they hung in there with their team and never gave up.
Now, everyone outside "the nation" thinks you are just as bad if not worse than yanks fans ever were. And the answer is almost always the same ignorant response.
Yeah, I liked you guys a lot better when you were lovable losers over now where you are pompous douche bags.
Enjoy your time in the spotlight. Try not to become what you always claimed you hated about the yankees though.
Wait...too late.
the boston run is over... You all knew that it couldn't last... It's simply reversion to the mean. It began (wonderfully) with the Giants beating the Patriots(*) and will continue.
* = cheaters.
And any Sox fan commenting on on field theatrics is fucking stupid considering you have Manny on your team.
Oh wait, it's just Manny being Manny. Oh yeah, that clears everything up.
btw...his parents didn't name him joba..his real name is Justin
Viking, kind of a valid point. Now it's your turn to try acting like the lovable loser , aint as fun as it looked. Keep your chin up.
I will try Salty, I will try lol
Hell in 78 more years maybe we can make our own Fever Pitch.
Talk about reasons to hate the Red Sox....
So the other 17 1/2 games we won after we "cheated" didn't matter right? I love how you New York fans bitch now that you're not on top. It sucks huh? And I'll give any New Yorker the chance to tell me in what way the Patriots broke the rules because I guarantee the first couple of responses won't be the right ones.
Oh and by the way it's 2008 stop living in the fucking past. We don't bring up the fact that the Celtics won 11 out of 13 championships still, do we? I didn't think so.
Vicky, I hope that's sarcasm. We don't bring up the Celtics Championships?
Viking, if you hate all of these pompous douchebags so much, then what the fuck are you doing in this chatroom? You don't see any of us in a yankee messageboard. Your life must really be fulfilling. Piss off.
Viking, please do your best to prevent another Fever Pitch.
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has determined that the New England Patriots violated league rules when they videotaped defensive signals by the New York Jets' coaches, according to league sources.
There you go. Asshat.
Viking, the book "Fever Pitch" was based on a British soccer fan, not the Sox and the Farellys unfortunately adapted it. The Farelly Bros. should turn in their fan cards for producing that garbage. I don't know one Sox fan who liked that movie (excluding post-menopausal, Disney sweatshirt-wearing women).
Sure sign you are a loser today
You talk shit about the past
Livin in The Wuz
I live in The Is
And the Yanks are Boston/O's/Tampa's Bitch
Viking, if you hate all of these pompous douchebags so much, then what the fuck are you doing in this chatroom? You don't see any of us in a yankee messageboard. Your life must really be fulfilling. Piss off.
— JohnCreese, May 22 2008, 10:58 am
Are you kidding me?
What fun is it to go someplace where everyone agrees with you?
Is that why you are so in love with the Sox? Because you are from New England? So to avoid arguing with people you see you just take the local team like a good sheep.
Aerosmith is prolly your favorite band too right? Or is it Boston?
CptKangarooBalls, yeah even you guys gotta admit that movie sucked some hardcore ass.
Hell in 78 more years maybe we can make our own Fever Pitch.
Talk about reasons to hate the Red Sox....
— TheViking,
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That movie flat-out fucking SUCKED.
Anyone who thinks that metrosexual Jimmy Fallon is funny needs to clean his brain with a .45 hollow-point.
Gallagher was on O&A this morning, I had no idea that guy was actually funny.
— ShadyLady, May 22 2008, 10:09 am
You thought he was funny? lol.
Only funny part I thought was when he said Pryor invited him back to his house for fried chicken and cocaine.
that was hilarious.
Sounds like a good party though...
See I knew you were dumb as a box of rocks. Signals get taped every play of every game, why do you think coaches hold papers over their mouths. Tell me the actual ACT that got them in trouble??
And I don't know about the rest of New England & Boston fans but I will never ever brag about the Celtics championships of old, I was not even alive to see them. Great history, but pretty much irrelevant to my everyday life here in 2008. But sure enough the only number Yankees can ever talk about is 26 this or 26 that. You're about to get your 26th loss next game, and that in the present, so how about that?
If they didn't cheat, the why'd they lose a draft pick? Bob Ryan is right: Patriots fans get used to having to defend your tainted glory years forever. There won't be one instance for the rest of time that the patriots will come up and the Cheating fiasco won't be mentioned. That's got to be bittersweet. Like sleeping with a really hot chick, but getting herpes.
zomg wi r teh best!!!111
Hey,Viking and helsin78, this is how actual YANKEES fans feel about their team right now: http://www.nomaas.org/images/a_steaming_pile_of.jpg
Taken right from nomaas.org.
So when we win the Super Bowl this year, what is your excuse for our dominance gonna be? Did we use Jedi Mind Tricks on the opponents? haha You guys are sick.
God bless Boston.
Your a twat Vicky.
Are you really denying they cheated?
So losing the draft pick and the largest fine ever imposed by the NFL to Bill was a figment of our collective imagination?
Christ, at least admit it Clemens. I mean Vicky.
Yeah Trombone, no Yanks fan is going to say we are happy with our team right now.
Why would we?
but thanks Capt. Obvious.
To the contrary Rusty Trombone, THIS is how I feel:
Just saying. This is no exactly the best time to be starting shit on a Boston sports blog.
"Clearly, the facts aren't important to this blog. The yanks plan all along was to move joba into the rotation in early june."
Exactly.
The sad part is that this fact is being ignored by most people.
I can't wait until he gets sent down to AAA to take some starts. I bet that will take everyone by surprise too.
The AL East is a 2-team division and we have a 7.5 game lead on May 22. Not a bad spot to be in.
Twat? That's nice and middle school. But since you're obviously illiterate and can't read, I'll let you say whatever you would like. Fact is the Pats did "cheat" but it was never this big story that you all made it out to be. People film signals on every fucking play, honestly I don't even know how you can argue that. The only thing Matt Walsh's dumbass did was tape from the sideline. Wow big advantage for us because with coaches holding papers in front of their mouths, I bet being eye level with them will give us x-ray vision so we can see what they are calling better.
Oh yeah and before you call me Clemens, you should look at your last World Series Championship team. Funny how you cry foul and say we cheat but your last truly successful team that didn't buckle under the pressure had 9 guys on the Mitchell Report. Now ain't that a bitch, Mr. Ass Viking.
Hey El Prez,
Baseball as a whole is irrelevant. wHO CAN HONESTLY CARE ABOUT A SPORT THAT IS PLAYED EVERYDAY FOR 6 MONTHS? Oooooh! Let's get exciteed in May when they still have 120 games left to play. And we both know that you and all re3d sox fans would be lost if there were no more Yankees. Who would you blame when your team sucks? My god, you fans used them as an excuse for your team sucking for 85 straight years. Bring on the football season so we cann all listen to how great the cheater Bellichick is. if that team is so good, why the video?
"you should look at your last World Series Championship team. Funny how you cry foul and say we cheat but your last truly successful team that didn't buckle under the pressure had 9 guys on the Mitchell Report."
What?
Vicy you ignorant cow. shut up.
You were the one asking How did we cheat I challenge any NY fan to show me and now you say ok ok we did cheat but everyone else does too.
Just stfu and get back in the kitchen.
UserError, yeah for real.
She is some seriously misguided idiot.
I'm sorry 8 members of your last World series team on steroids:
David justice
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Glenallen Hill
Chuck Knoblauch
Mike Stanton
Cashman made some bullshit remark about how they wanted Joba to be a starter during a critical stretch down the road, and for that transition to be complete it had to happen now.
I'd say with the way they've been playing lately the most critical stretch in the season is right about now. I still am more afraid of Tampa than NY.
Your mother was misguided in giving birth to your dumbass. Don't come at me and put words in my mouth. Because a.) I never said they didn't cheat. b.) I never said everyone else is doing exactly what we did; just trying to get you to realize that it's not uncommon for teams to film.
Facts are facts man and for the record I'm no chick either.
But in any case, your mother could have made this whole thing easier if she just swallowed you.
You forgot Denny Neagle...
Oh, pardon me for assuming someone with the tag Vicky is a chick.
I should of known you were just a queer. ;)
Ok so it was 9 and I was right. Damn man I even went and got all the names. Are you trying to ask me on a date, because I only swing from the right side. haha.
Viking is so pissed the Yanks are irrelevant. It's beautiful.
And any Sox fan commenting on on field theatrics is fucking stupid considering you have Manny on your team.
Oh wait, it's just Manny being Manny. Oh yeah, that clears everything up.
— TheViking, May 22 2008, 10:50 am
...and where did Manny grow up? Oh yeah, New York.
Let me start this post off with the only relevant sports numbers so far for Boston fans this year: 18-1. Just to put things in perspective.
Now, let's look at the Sox beat up on the lowly Brewers and Royals after losing both games in a 2 game series to the Orioles and 3 out of 4 to the Twins. Golly gee, Sox are on fire beating up on the sub-.500 teams and losing to the .500 or above teams in their last 4 series'. A real powerhouse!
Yet again Sox fans, I know winning 2 world series in 90 years makes you proverbial winning experts. However, I hate to play devil's advocate and inform you that there is still a ton of baseball to be played and the annual post All Star Break Sox collapse is almost right up there with death and taxes as an inevitable fact of life.
Oh, I thought you meant 9 Sox players were on the Mitchell report. Man, I need more coffee. Or more PBR.
Yeah and it's common knowledge Joba grew up a Red Sox fan.
So it evens out..
http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/schedule/sortable.jsp?c_id=bos&year=2008
It doesn't take a brain surgeon to take one look at this and know a) The Sox have an easier schedule than the Yankees so far and B)The Sox typically do sub-par against the better teams and beat up on the losing teams so far this season.
Easy schedule is a lame excuse.
The Sox are clearly a better team right now.
I have no problem admitting that whatsoever.
Pats have a ridiculously easy schedule this year as well. but they still have to perform.
Yankees are hurting. period.
So? Sox never had any bad season? Seriously?
lolwut?
Coming in late on this thread, so to summarize:
"Win with some dignity."
— TheViking, May 22 2008, 10:26 am
LOL. Priceless coming from a Yankee fan. To paraphrase a piece from the BSS hall of fame, Yankee fans are to dignity and class what Donald Trump is to tasteful wealth.
"Hey El Prez,
Baseball as a whole is irrelevant. wHO CAN HONESTLY CARE ABOUT A SPORT THAT IS PLAYED EVERYDAY FOR 6 MONTHS?"
— CHEFDIGGS, May 22 2008, 11:36 am
I've seen a lot of stupid things written on BSS in my day, but this is one of the stupidest. You must have the attention span of a squirrel. I'm surprised you were actually able to focus your attention long enough to peck out that post chicken-style with your index fingers.
I'm guessing you're a fan of the Fox Football Robot as well. Shouldn't you be pwning some other Mountain Dew Extreme Halo Fanboy somewhere instead of wasting our time here?
Reynolds, yeah you guys are really showing us all the class lately.
I never said that...
the annual post All Star Break Sox collapse is almost right up there with death and taxes as an inevitable fact of life.
— SKC, May 22 2008, 12:27 pm
Did you stop watching baseball in 1978? Seriously though, this isn't the team that collapses...they haven't for years...they win the important games in September, and more importantly, OCTOBER!
Did you stop watching baseball in 1978? Seriously though, this isn't the team that collapses...they haven't for years...they win the important games in September, and more importantly, OCTOBER!
— echoes, May 22 2008, 3:30 pm
Seriously...so I guess if we're in 1978 I should be going, "They killed my grandfather, and my father, and now the sons-of-bitches are comin' after me!"
On the plus side though, gas is only 25 cents a gallon!!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/fever_pitch_sucks/129/
Review of "Fever Pitch" on the stool a few years ago
You really need to post that your columns are jokes and not meant to be taken seriously. Or do you really know that little about baseball?
It's all cyclical folks. I wonder how many pink hat fans around here remember 1990 when the Sox won the East and the Yankees lost 95 games. Yankees are in transition and this is the year they will take their medicine, just like Boston did in 2006.
i love how yankees fans are pissed that we live in "the now." um, yes, now we are winning rings and you aren't. no one's claiming our past red sox teams were better than your yankees teams because they weren't. that's why you were winning, but now you're not and you can't handle it. how about you stop living in the past, because it's done, and now is what matters. we hadn't won a world series in 86 years and you didn't hear us bragging about the ones we had won before that, did you?
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this has been the #1 topic on new york sports talk for the last 2 months, i am glad that they have made up their mind, so that I do not have to hear Mike & the mad dog beat it into the ground for another afternoon