Random Thoughts
What the Hell Is Big Baby Talking About?
After sticking his tongue down the throat of the Larry O'Brien Trophy Big Baby proceeded to have the weirdest post game interview I've seen yet. I can't tell whether he's drunk, he's really going to Disney World, whether he's just trying to funny or whether he is making fun of handicapped kids? I guess it's just Big Baby being Big Baby
I Could Watch This Shit All Day Long
My only question is why is a run of titles unlikely? I already booked my plans for next year's parade.
Rate How Pissed Sean Grande Is At Cedric Maxwell For Screwing Up His Final Call
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I’m sure most people have heard Sean Grande’s call of the last couple seconds of the Celtics game by now. If you haven’t, it’s hilarious. Clearly Grande spent the entire playoffs and maybe his entire life working on the perfect script to end the season with. He was throwing out all sorts of big words like monarchy and odyssey. His timing was impeccable. His delivery was on point. He must have practiced this thing at least 1,000 times in front of the mirror. And then just about half way through it, Cedric Maxwell screams “I GOT THE BALL!” as apparently the game ball ended up in his lap. And poof just like that he totally stole the spotlight from Grande and upstaged him in the moment that he had been waiting his entire life for. My only question is on a scale of 1-10 how much do you think Sean Grande wanted to kill Max after he ruined his speech?
1 for no big deal and 10 for Max is a dead man. And if anybody can get me the audio of the call that would be great....
PS - For people actually complaining that we're not doing our normal blogging schedule today please go fuck yourself. I know it seems like we win a championship every other day in this city, but they are still something special deserve a complete day dedicated to it. If you don't respect that then you have a big dump in your pants. We'll be back to lots of tits, ass and sports tomorrow....
The Rolling Rally Will Have Lots Of Rolling and Very Little Rally
Ok so let me get this straight. Tomorrow’s rolling rally will not stop at any point during the parade. There will be no rally before or after the duckboats are done. There will be no dancing from the players. There will be no speeches from the players. In other worlds there will be no nothing. Umm, what the fuck kind of parade is that? You’d think Menino would know the drill by now. This is by far the dumbest thing he’s ever done. You might as well cancel the whole thing. There is absolutely no point to do this without putting the team on stage and letting them do their thing. I’m freaking pissed! Am I the only one that is totally flabbergasted by this? It makes no sense on any level. Fuck Menino!
PS - We're going to keep blogging Celts shit all night long till I die of exhaustion.
Breaking Windows Is All Fun And Games Until You Realize The Riot Cop Is 2 Feet Away And Ready To Unload on Your Face
This first video is how you're supposed to celebrate a major sports championship. The second two videos are how you're not supposed to celebrate a major sports championship.
THE GOOD
AND THE BAD
I think riot police should be able to shoot people in the knee caps who do shit like this.
Scal Gets It. We Get It. Why Doesn't ESPN And Everybody Else Get It?
 Abbott |  Adande |  Broussard |  Ford |  Hollinger |
 (In 5) | (In 6) | (In 7) | (In 6) | (In 6) |
 Legler |  Rose |  Sheridan |  Stein |  Thorpe |
 (In 7) | (In 7) | (In 6) | (In 5) | (In 6) |
You know what the best part of this is? If these teams started a new series tomorrow all these morons would pick the Lakers again. And I'm not even joking! I mean how else do you explain that the Lakers are fucking 2-1 favorites to win the NBA championship next year and the Celtics are 4-1. Honestly what planet am I on? How dumb is everybody who doesn't live in New England? Grow up already! We own your ass! Wishing that you were better than us doesn't make you better than us! The Celtics are a bizillion times better than LA. It will take a miracle for us not to repeat. Hell the Lakers couldn't beat Detroit or Cleveland, nevermind us. And spare me the Andrew Bynum crap. Yeah he's a good player but he's not fucking Bill Russell. He's not going to make the Lakers 40 pts better. The Lakers get crushed in this series with or without Andrew Bynum. But I guess I shouldn't complain that the world is stupid. I'll just keep hammering the Celts every game and retire in like 2 years. Nothing like crushing the bookie and winning world championships at the same time. It just doesn't get any better than that. Drink up Boston...
Rate That "Nah Nah Nah Nah" Chant
Listen I've seen a lot of games in my career and I'm pretty sure this was the loudest "Nah Nah Nah Nah" chant I've ever heard in my life. Folks, this is exactly why you want home court advantage throughout the playoffs -- not only do you get Games 6 and 7 in your own building, but if your team does clinch it, your fans get to do the "Nah Nah Nah Nah" chant at the end of the game, which incidentally Barstool Sports rated back in October 2006 as the greatest chant to do at a sporting event. Anyway, the Lakers and their fans obviously heard every word of this and I guarantee you it added insult to injury, even after losing by 40.
Greg Dickerson Is The New Tina Cervasio...Rate How Much Dickerson Enjoyed Getting Sprayed with Champagne
I got to be honest. I'm very happy for Greg Dickerson. I feel like he was kind of a part of this and deserved it. It looked like he was 2 seconds away from having an orgasm here.
Rate 1 to 10 how much Dickerson loved getting sprayed with beer/champagne.
- thank to bon for the tip
13 Things I Learned From the Celtics Championship
Europeans are weenies. The play of Gasol, Vujacic and Rachmoninov was softer than John Tomase's muffin tops. Collectively they played like the kind of worthless, slimy Eurotrash that only gets aggressive with drunken American tourist chicks. They showed all the willingness to help out defensively that their countries showed in Bosnia. Pau Borat set a new Guinness record as World's Smallest 7-footer and the only hit Vaginacic dished out was to the water boy who tried to interrupt his tears. They were like the Swedes Don Cherry always talks about, demonstrating the NBA equivalent of being unwilling to go into the corners.
Tim Donaghy deserves a ring. David Stern has bided his time like a State Pen lifer through 22 years of Spurs-Pistons Finals waiting for a series like this to come along. Do you think there's any way this Finals wouldn't have gone seven games if Donaghy hadn't told the world what we already knew: that the league, through the refs, manipulates the playoffs to get maximum exposure?
9 o'clock starts are an abombination. It's not like I get up to milk the cows or can't go into work knowing I'm tired and they're not getting my best effort, but the NBA is committing fiscal suicide having every game end after midnight. My kids entire school saw as many minutes of Finals basketball as they've seen of "There Will Be Cum" on Comcast On Demand.
KG Post Game Interview with Michelle "You Look Good" Tafoya
For those of you who weren't out celebrating, rioting, getting laid, etc. last night you missed one of the greatest post-game interviews of all time with KG and Michelle "You Look Good" Tafoya. First of all, ABC had some balls putting him on the air because KG was wearing out the "bleep" button from the sidelines the last 4 minutes of the game. There were 5-10 second stretches at the end there where the sound was completely muted. So considering the situation, it was certainly a risky play by the folks at Disney putting KG on with Tafoya. However, it turned out to be their greatest decision since the Tea Cup ride because KG delivered one of most entertaining post-game interviews of all time. I was hysterical, then I was nervous, then I was hysterical again. Kind of like meeting Carl Everett circa 2001. Anyway, this is just classic - something tells me Bill Russell never coached him on the speech.
Breaking News: Ray Allen Just Buried Another WIDE OPEN Three
Everybody knows that I'm a Boston guy. I hate the Lakers, blah, blah, blah. But even I turned to my buddy at one point last night and was like "can somebody fucking cover Ray Allen please?" I mean Ray wasn't just open on his 3 point shots. He was WIDE THE FUCK OPEN. I would have though the Zen Master may have tried to switch things up like maybe putting a guy on him or something nuts like that. I mean I'm not NBA coach but I do know that when a guy is hotter than the dudes in NBA Jam who are literally on fire you may want to cover him. Anyway to honor Ray's awesome NBA Finals we ordered up some more Jesus Shuttlesworth Shirts. We weren't going to but I felt like I owed it to him....
It Wasn't That Long Ago That The Boston Media Was Calling This Team The Greatest Choke Job In the History of Boston Sports
Oh the memories! Truth be told the Hawks were a much more formidable foe than the Lakers. Regardless does everybody remember this gem from Gerry Callahan a month ago. When he started talking about monumental choke jobs when the Atlanta series was tied at 2! God the Boston Media is so pathetic. We called them out for it right away, but it's still hilarious to look back at how wrong they were.
"Celtics On brink of biggest collapse in Hub history"
"They spent the first six months of the season making NBA history, and here they are, flirting with history again. If they do not win two of their next three games, the 2007-08 Celtics will be remembered for only one thing: The worst collapse in Boston sports history. There is a bright side, though. If they lose this series, at least they’ll get to throw out the first pitch at a Red Sox [ team stats] game in the year 2030. And it might take that long to get over this kind of collapse. It is almost unthinkable. The Celtics would be only the second No. 1 seed ever to lose a seven-game series to an eighth seed, and the first one was Dallas, which barely counts. A loss to the Hawks would be worse than the Patriots[ team stats] falling to the Giants in the Super Bowl because at least Rodney Harrison [ stats] tried to cover David Tyree A loss to Atlanta would be worse than any postseason loss the Red Sox ever suffered because, let’s face it, there is no equivalent to the Hawks in the baseball playoffs."
14 Arrested In Celebration
Boston.com - Boston police arrested 14 people early this morning when some celebrations turned rowdy after the Celtics routed the Lakers in the NBA Finals. A crowd traveled from the Garden to Faneuil Hall, with some revelers tearing apart park benches, flipping over flower pots, trash barrels, and newspaper boxes, and trying to light fires with the garbage. A group smashed a window in a building on Canal Street.
(All pics from Boston.com)
This I don't get. The Celtics just won their 17th World Championship and you and your buddy celebrate by dressing up as solo cups? I mean obviously these guys aren't Celtics fans, but still why would you do this? Are you that desperate for attention? I guess it's kind of funny but more in a "gee what an asshole these guys are" type of way. Also if I was a cop I'd just arrest anybody wearing any skateboarding paraphernalia or guys who take their shirts off. Both things are sure fire signs that you're up to no good. Still it was pretty good crowd last night after the game. The police are starting to get the hand of this after doing it like 93 times. No more shooting pellet guns into crowds which is always nice.
PS - My camera got big game cameraitis. It died in the 2nd quarter at McFadden's. Way to come through in the clutch camera. Anybody can take pictures at a Meet the Model event. But right when I needed my camera the most, it freaking conked out. So if you have any funny or great pics or videos send them along.
Why would you be such a stinky dick licker that you trash your own city? I mean jesus, drive down to Hartford and do that shit.
Assholes.
Weren't these assholes all supposed to go back home after classes got over with?
First photo... Tim Rigggins?
The kid in the last photo sums it up. Shirt off, shaved head, tough guy tattoos, baggy jean shorts, yellow sneakers. Just because you can't do it anymore at UMass doesn't mean it transfers to Boston.
I remember the first time I got drunk too, fuckin tools.
A flowerbed and a bench? C'mon. Detriot would be a smoldering hole right now................... more than it usually is anyhow.
I just don't understand it and never will. How the fuck does ripping apart your own city constitute a celebration? Fukcking Beanbags.
Riggins was outside a Sox game earlier this year with his buddy as solo cups
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/gallery/06_1708_fan_celebration/
Guy on the right... I dont think that is a cigar.
I hate people that get drunk and decide its a good idea to smash things / break things etc. Ya you are REALLY tough. Wow you guys flipped over a flower pot.
and i think the solo cup get-up is fuckin hilarious, for a halloween costume, not at the celtics post game riot.
friar, that's what happens when a generation grows up without ever hearing the fucking word "NO!".
I really hate pussies who pull this shit. I hope they pick out all these idiots from these photos and embarrass the shit out of them like when the newspaper used to print the names of the guys who were arrested for picking up a hooker.
Nice Laker sneakers you idiot.
Tits, last night was my first "victory cigar" actually at a Cs game. Not a blunt though.
That definitely wasn't a cigar that guy is smoking.
I know. It's one thing to tear apart some other teams city but your own???
The Solo Cup guy is hilarious.
Fuck the rest of those idiots. And Kobe. And Zenboy.
It won't stop until come down hard on these morons. If I recall correctly, the idiots who were arrested after the Sox won the WS had to write essays for their punishment. Give me a break.
A flowerbed and a bench? C'mon. Detriot would be a smoldering hole right now................... more than it usually is anyhow.
— The Crosby Show, Jun 18 2008, 10:31 am
Crosby Show - That joke stopped being funny a long time ago.
True story.
A guy called into D&C this morning and said he saw some chuckle heads on Tremont trying to tip over a BMW when they saw a group of BPD Motorcycles coming and dropped the car crushing one guys leg...Real dumbasses of genius right there...I've heard zero corroboration on this but car tippers aren't the best and brightest - so it wouldn't surprise me.
HaHa. I remember seeing those dildos in the Solo Cup outfits when i was stumbling back to my car from Greatest Bar to drive back to Paradise (Billerica, Ma) at a high rate of speed. I told the one guy he looked like Johnny Damon and to go Fuck Himself. Felt so good. Also got a Cougars number and I'm texting her at work. Thanks Celts!
You have to be a real fucking donkey to trash shit after your team wins a championship. I dont get it, and I also dont get the tards that decide they need to climb everything after a championship. Hopefully these douchebags will be identified from the pictures and will have to do more than write an essay.
looks like Sully, Murph and Walshie were out in full force last night.
http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/gallery/06_1708_fan_celebration/
This guy is definitely smoking a blunt with Red. Nice.
shirt off, yellow sneaker guy looks like a poor mans John Cena.
Get a life kid.
Anybody can take pictures at a Meet the Model event. But right when I needed my camera the most, it freaking conked out. So if you have any funny or great pics or videos send them along.
That was a shot at me wasn't it? haha
Boston PD has made the same request, they want you to send in your videos and pics.
These guys are idiots, and I hope everyone of them gets busted and forced to pay for damages.
True story
I was admiring the solo cup custome but came across a major flaw.. how the fuck would you take a piss?
HaHa. I remember seeing those dildos in the Solo Cup outfits when i was stumbling back to my car from Greatest Bar to drive back to Paradise (Billerica, Ma) at a high rate of speed. I told the one guy he looked like Johnny Damon and to go Fuck Himself. Felt so good. Also got a Cougars number and I'm texting her at work. Thanks Celts!
— Billerica Indian, Jun 18 2008, 10:50 am
Did this shitbag really just refer to Billerica as Paradise??? That place is fucking Revere with more trees. You put your dick in any girl from Billerica and your gonna be having a leaky discharge for a week. Place is a fucking warm toilet that doesn't flush.
I was admiring the solo cup custome but came across a major flaw.. how the fuck would you take a piss?
— I'll poop on ur chest,
He is in a cup!
All in good fun Heated76. Being Sarcastic.
I'm still drunk. What a dominating performance. I can't even think of anything to write right now. Wooooooo!!
@ Billerica Indian
Drunk and driving back to Billerica at a high rate of speed. And the Solo Cup guy is a dildo?
I was admiring the solo cup custome but came across a major flaw.. how the fuck would you take a piss?
— I'll poop on ur chest,
He is in a cup!
— lugnutz, Jun 18 2008, 11:00 am
hilarious
I didn't bother to read the other posts (lazy) so I don't know if this point has been made yet but this is the problem. All the New York and New Jersey cocktuggers going to our local colleges. You KNOW they're not from here. If your the type of guy that dresses like a CUP then your the type of guy who gets his shit handed to him by the toughest guy in CONCORD (Not YOU Hal Gill). Bottom line, close the borders right at the pike. This is BU not NJU. GO THE FUCK HOME! you're trust funds are fucking up the economy and you suck alltogether.
End of line.
Eddie - Tell us how you really feel.
those idiots in the solo cups are all around boston i saw them outside fenway park a week ago...they better not and make a habbit out of goin around boston dressed like this
After goign to the game and walking around afterwards there were so many cops out. I'd be surprised if all of these guys weren't in jail this morning.
Also, Definitely not the norm from what we saw around the garden. just a lot of celebrating. As always, 20-30 people out of about a hundred thousand. And nice yellow sneakers you dink.
I preach it from the heart.
FUCKYEA!
Also, how fucking old is that guy with the flat top tipping the bench 50?
Problem 2 with tri-state interlopers. THEY NEVER FUCKING LEAVE!!!
figures. boston fans are dbags so it makes perfect sense they'd feel the need to go wilding after a big victory. the guy in the cup is definitely a boston dbag. no WAY he's from NY. and with regards to that previous comment about how boston "owns the world" and "how many parades can we have" i guess your world doesnt include the NFL and the Superbowl which currently resides in NEW YORK. if you forgot we STOMPED YOU OUT. parade up the CANYON OF HEROES. guess you forgot about that one. loser.
First off, bobbykid suck a dick homo. Secondly, the d bag in the solo cup wrestles Heavyweight for MIT. He is a NCAA Division 3 New England Champ, and an All American taking 3rd in the entire nation. With an MIT education you think he'd be a little smarter than that eh?
keep ur bird in its fucking cage bobbykid, every single time i meet someone from new york i am nervous about shaking their hands for fear that some lethal disease will get into my system. That place is a fucking pit, your prob a typical NY guido that spends his days hitting the tanning booth, making sure his blowout is just right and buying a new ed hardy shirt u fuckin floorboard....go choke on some of that quailty New York smog
Place is a fucking warm toilet that doesn't flush.
— Heated76
LMFAO never heard that line, might have to steal it
People like bobbykid are the reason why a giant dome should be built over LI and Northern NJ, trapping everyone inside for eternity.
i don't give a fuck if the kid in the solo cup fights professionaly and can beat the shit outta chuck liddell...he still shouldve been a blowjob that his mother swallowed down her throat
bobbykid, i have you down as a no go for the parade. Can you RSVP?
I'm seen these faggots in solo cups at the "celebrations" down by fenway after each of the World Series victories. They're attention whores and do it only because girls want to take pictures with them and they can hit on them. God, I hope they don't get laid... for everyone else's sake.
haha hes in a cup? In order to be drunke nough to wear that shit hed have to be walking around with a yellow pond in that cup.
Well they certainly don't do any one night stands.....that would be the most awkward walk of shame in history
Don Jeans, that wasn't exactly a mick crowd last night. A lot of people were Gaelic for the night.
Guy in the cup looks like Johnny Damon around 2003
It would make more sense if the team that lost destroyed their city. Douchebags.
i guess in that sense its a good idea.... drunk hot chics go "OMG look jess, its two guys dress as solo cups!!!!!" and then they want to take a picture with them and then the guys ask for their number, and the girls feel bad and are drunk so they give it to them.
Some idiots slashed the tires on all the cars on my street in the north end, even two handicap stickered cars. F'n punks. Karma will bite you in the ass some day.
Where the fuck is Magic Johnson today?
I love the NY people who come on here and try and say Boston doesn't own them...first of all, if NY is so fucking great, why are you on a Boston Blog? Second, if the only argument you have is that the fluke of the year brought you the superbowl for the first time since I was a wee boy, then get a life. we now have 2 trophies and have been to the finals of 4 out of 5 major sports. Oh, and BTW...we will have the Vince L Trophy back where it belongs in about 7 months.
These fucking maggots look like they were out on work release. What a bunch of cocksuckers.
Dude in the cup looks like a cro-magnon man.
Why the hell is Buddy Revell wearing a solo cup? "Dont fuck this one up Mitchell!"
strahan, eli, plax and tyree STOMPED YOU OUT. man thats gotta sting. harrison's gotta feel like buckner these days.
oh, another thing.......will matty be taping the parade walk thru this time or no?
wow, what a bunch of d-bags in those pictures. can't blame the college kids on this one. what posseses someone when they get drunk to tear up public property in some kind of ritualistic circle jerk. cops probably should have shot some pellet guns into the crowd.
I'm seen these faggots in solo cups at the "celebrations" down by fenway after each of the World Series victories. They're attention whores and do it only because girls want to take pictures with them and they can hit on them. God, I hope they don't get laid... for everyone else's sake.
— Homers BBBq, Jun 18 2008, 11:34 am
Lest they impregnate some unlucky women resulting in their numbers multiplying and 20 years from now there will be a whole heard of d-bag progeny in solo cup costumes parading down Landsdowne seeking to impregnate unsuspecting women.
Until eventually they become a solo-cup wearing, shirtless, dickwad race all unto themselves. I propose a solution: you wear a solo cup costume on any day but halloween then the state of Massachusetts will cut off your balls.
bobby, feable attempt to rain on our parade, oh wait.. that's tomorrow.. you have no wang and the giants will win 8 games again this year, but that's still more than the knicks and equal to the number of girls pierce nailed last night.. go away
rhapsody, you're prob correct about the giants next year. but we'd appreciate it if you'd call them by their proper name. The Superbowl Champion New York Football Giants.
now, congrats on the NBA Championship. the best team won. and tell CJoshea7 to stop jackin' off on his matt damon and ben affleck posters.
Stomped them out? Didn't it take a miracle catch in the last two minutes and your Dline having a career game to win? That's hardly being stomped out. That sounds more like a once in a lifetime occurance. For the definition of "being STOMPED OUT" please rewatch last nights NBA Finals game.
i guess you didnt watch strahan's speech after the parade up the canyon of heroes. cant blame you though. had to be tough to watch eli hoist that trophy. man, that was sweet.
Wow. Way to not answer a direct question. If Strahan said they "Stomped" them out then he's an even bigger idiot then I gave him credit for. What are the odds in Vegas for the NFL this year? What's the next team in NY that's winning a championship... Knicks, Nets, Mets, Giants, Jets, Yankees? Boston wins ANOTHER championship with half as many teams before any of those 6 wins one.
this is one of the reasons I moved of of the state...fucking meat heads.
not to mention the city is full of crack heads. And another thing while I rant...wtf is up with the hot dogs at Fenway. Fucking white bread. Your state has the biggest slobs and the worse hot dogs in the country. A bunch of monkeys.
I wasn't aware that any football team other than the Bills play in New york. No NY team has won a championship in this millenium. Oh by the way what the hell is a canyon of heroes.
dcp421 you moved of of the state? I can't believe we lost this genius!
@ DCP
Contract something terrible and die from it.
eddieblaze.........your beloved QB lives here. how do you explain that? maybe b/c he too thinks that boston sux.
bobbykid,
he doesn't live there. He just uses it as a place to take a shit.
You don't belong here.
This is where real champions live.
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Boston Dominates The World Yet Again Just Like All Bostonians Knew They Would!
First of all, let me start by saying I’m shitfaced. Second of all, I’m drenched in beer from people doing the champagne thing in the bar. Third of all I’m shitfaced. Having said that I feel like I need to write a quick blog before I pass out. Now I’m not one of those guys who like to say I told you so. So I’m not going to sit here and brag about how at the beginning of this series I said that the Lakers being a 2 to 1 favorite was one of the biggest jokes of all time. I’m not going to say that I told you the Celtics would not only win this series but they’d dominate it. I’m not going to say that I told you Paul Pierce was just as good as Kobe Bryant. I’m not going to bring up how everybody except the Stool overlooked the fact that the Celts were 25-5 against the West this year. I’m not going to mention how I was 7-0 in mortal locks this series. The bottom-line is that bragging about that type of shit just isn’t my style. And more importantly anybody can look like a genius when you live in Boston. I mean we fucking own this world! Honestly how many fucking parades can one city have? Congratulations Boston, we did it again! And to everybody who doesn’t like us. Fuck off and suck our rings!
Fucking morons. That shit didn't happen in '86. Then again, we only got 3 strikes in Little League back then.