Fuckraffle.net - With over 15 years combined experience, three adult talent reps got together at LA Erotica 2008 and discussed something never done before… A Fuck Raffle. The following Monday, the website was registered, designed, and put to the test. Each ticket is ONE PENNY. The minimum is one hundred (1 Dollar), and there are no maximums. Your odds are in your own hands.

Listen I'm all for Fuck raffles. I mean I can't tell you how many times I've thought of running a "Fuck A Smokeshow Raffle "but the damn chicks wouldn't go along with it. "I don't want to get fucked by a stranger, blah, blah, blah" So freaking selfish if you ask me. I mean do they want me to drive the Astrovan for the rest of my life or what? But I digress. If this is a real contest then why are they charging one penny for each ticket? This makes no sense to me on any level. Isn't that a pain in the ass? Why not just give one ticket for every dollar. Or is this just like hey we're the porn industry so we can do whatever the fuck we want type of thing? Regardless, I have no desire to fuck a porn star anyway. Especially not on tape. That would mean I'd have to hit the gym because I'm not going to be one of those reality stars that is out of shape. And more importantly I think the pressure to perform would be too much and my dick would shrivel into a little ball and everybody would make fun of me for the rest of my life. It would make the Boston.TV thing look like a walk in the park.