Boston.com - In this photo provided by the Augusta, Ga., Police Dept. Betty Johnson Neumar is shown at her booking in Augusta, Ga., Tuesday, June 10, 2008. It took years, but authorities have charged the 76-year-old with hiring a hit man, and investigators think she may have also killed her four other husbands in four other states. (AP Photo/ Augusta Police Dept.)

Hammer don't hurt em! Grandma Betty is murdering dudes asses like it's going out of style. I mean knocking down 1 or 2 husbands is one thing. But five of them? And she whacked the first dude for a measly 20 grand insurance policy? Shit, this granny is liable to take you out if you say you don't like her custard pie or something. Remind me not to mess with this bitch.