Now see these are the celebrations that they don't show on TV and talk about on other blogs. Everybody wants to focus on the 14 people who got arrested and the couple knuckleheads who broke a window. But this is what Boston is all about. Just a giant party celebrating the fact that we live in Boston and that we're better than everybody else. Don't hate us because we rule.

And as far as Matt Damon shoving it in LA's face at the Spike TV Awards? God bless him!

PS - We just unveiled this shirt like 10 seconds ago. Don't even bother telling me that it's fucking awesome because I already know it is. Hey America, we own you! Deal with it. I may wear this shirt every single day for the rest of the centruy. No joke.