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Random Thoughts – June 23rd


Dwarf Pimp (AKA Shorty) Gets Day In Court

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NEW YORK (CBS) A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday. Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. 'Shorty,' due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly pimping a 15-year-old that ran away from a troubled home. According to published reports, Green is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment as a sex pad for clients who paid $250 per half-hour for intercourse, and $100 per half-hour of oral sex.  Clients were found using Craigslist.  Green, 26, pleaded not guilty to all charges. The teenage girl was returned to her family. It is not clear how the two met.  Neighbors at Green's Brooklyn housing project were not surprised by the arrest, where she was described as a "hustler," and a "player."

Wait a minute.  Why was the midget called “Shorty” again?  Ohhhh, because she’s 3 foot 9.   Now I get it.    Anyway call me crazy but I think midgets should be allowed to do whatever they want.    Listen I’ve watched Little People Big World. You think it's easy to be a hustler and a player when you’re only 3 foot 9.    Hell no!  So I say if midgets can be successful at pimping or at anything else in life for that matter than God Bless.  

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