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Random Thoughts – June 23rd


Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Birmingham- Authorities say a former Clay-Chalkville Middle School teacher had sexual relationships with at least eight male high school students ages 15 to 19 between February and April. Julie Pritchett, 34, is charged with two counts of second-degree sodomy and one count of second-degree sexual abuse in the cases of two boys under 16. The victims in the cases with which she is charged are under the age of consent.

Charges are not being brought in the other identified incidents because the boys are of consenting age or unwilling to cooperate with authorities.. There could be other boys who have been involved with Pritchett that they are not aware of.

Sheriff's investigators identified eight male students who attend Clay-Chalkville High School with whom Pritchett is alleged to have had sexual relations. Pritchett was the sponsor for the high school's Diamond Dolls, the hostesses for the baseball team. It was through that position that she came into contact with some of her former students who were involved in the high school sports program... Pritchett started a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old former student. That relationship led to sex acts with his friends. The sex acts were initiated by Pritchett, who used several methods of approaching the boys... Some of the acts took place on the school's campus and others at the homes of the victims.

Julie Pritchett is your classic overachiever. You look at her and she doesn't seem to be anything special; just your garden-variety twisted teacher with an eye for virgin students who'll be lucky to seduce even one of them. But here she is with eight under her belt (literally). She's the kind of Sex Scandal Teacher the scouts overlook because she doesn't have the body type they look for, but all she does is produce. She's the Dustin Pedroia of depraved educators.

Also, you've got to love the kids who wouldn't cooperate with the cops. I'd hate to be the kid who spilled the beans once the next kid on the list... the one Julie never got to, probably some utility infielder or 4th outfielder... finds out who ruined it for him.

The Grades:
Looks:
Dan Koppen in a Kathy Griffin wig. Grade: D.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement:
To the best of our knowledge, Julie is the current record holder with eight confirmed seductions. And possibly more before her career numbers are tallied up. Grade: A+.
Intangibles:
Diamond Dolls? Awesome. But she was also a sponsor of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes club. Grade: A+.
Overall: B
. Too bad you can't coach looks. (Thanks to Eric.)

— Jerry Thornton, 1:00 pm | permalink | 24 comments