(Arod is Banging this shit)

US weekly - Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna's seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City. A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking." Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.

Arod and Madonna?   Gross!    The only explanation is that he’s doing this just to try and one up Jeter.    Jeter nails Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba and Minka Kelly and Arod responds with Madonna.  But in typical Arod fashion he’s a day late and a dollar short.    Do me a favor Arod and bang Madonna when she was still borderline hot.   Not when she’s some old bag with old bag muscles.    The best part is that you know he’s going around the clubhouse whispering to everybody “Hey I’m banging Madonna, but don’t tell anybody” as he leaks it to everybody from the NY Post to the Ball Boy.   Poor Arod.  Guy can’t even fuck right.

PS – I guess now is as good a time as any to unveil our new Arod shirt.