Bostonherald.com - The NBA-champion Celtics[ team stats] spread their winning karma all over a pseudo stripper in Vegas, helping the Somerville homegal win a pole-dancing competition at the Strip hotspot Bank! MVP Paul Pierce [ stats], along with Ray Allen, Sam Cassell, James Posey, Rajon Rondo [ stats] and Kendrick Perkins [ stats], cheered Danielle Rueda-Watts on to the $10,000 grand prize over the weekend by whooping and hollering for the pole princess from their perch in the Bellagio club’s VIP booth. Danielle, 26, reports she’s not a professional exotic dancer, although she does have a pole in her house. She studied aerial acrobatics in Canada and moved to Vegas for a role in Cirque de Soleil’s “Zumanity.” “I’m not really a pole dancer, just an acrobat who’s sexy,” she told our spywitness.The Mass. College of Art grad said she’s also not a big sports fan, but thought it was “pretty cool” that the Celts were in da house rooting her on to her “Pole-a-palooza” victory.

I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record with all these Boston dominates the world blogs, but I don’t care.  It never gets old.  Every fucking day we win a new world championship.   No wonder the rest of the world hates us.   Baseball, football, basketball, paper rock scissors, cup stacking and now Pole a Palooza.  The list goes on and on and on.    When you look up momentum in the dictionary there must be a picture of Boston right?    I mean the world has just been crushed in an avalanche of Masshole Domination.    We’ll beat you on the field.  We’ll beat you on the courts, we’ll beat you in the strip clubs.   That’s just how we roll.    

PS – I got a feeling the old “I have a pole in my bedroom because I’m practicing for Cirque de Soleil" is going to be the new excuse de jour for strippers.    Forget the I’m grinding my ass into your cock so I can put myself through college bullshit.  This is much better.

Double PS – Free shirt to the first person who sends us multiple pictures of Danielle Rueda Watts.

Triple PS (unprecedented) - How much pussy do you think these guys are getting in Vegas. Even Sam Cassell is probably mowing em down.