El Prez put in the call to me that we needed a huge crowd tonight because the bigwigs from Corona are going to be there watching our every move. And if we don't have a huge turnout they'll probably pull their contract and they'll be massive layoffs at the Stool and the Blog may be shut down. So like a true champion I'm stepped foward to rescue us. Just to spice things up for tonight’s 2nd Annual Barstool Beach Bowl (not that it needs it), I’m offering up a $50 cash prize for anyone, Smokeshow or otherwise, who can beat me in bowling.  That’s right, $50 of my hard earned money will be on the line in stone cold cash.  Here’ the catch though - if and when I beat you, you have to pay me $1 for each pin I win by.  So if I win 202-47, you owe me $155.  If I win 300-29, you owe $271, etc. See, this is to prevent any old loser who thinks he’s a real bowler from entering the competition.  The only exception is if you’re a professional bowler you’re not allowed to compete. Walter Ray Williams Jr. ain’t walking through that door….