Hey Tampa, keep beating each other off. Keep playing Sweet Caroline after your victories to mock us. Just remember it's the first fucking week in July. In a weird way I'm actually glad you swept us. I think it's good for baseball if you can hold off your collapse until mid August. And don't worry the collapse will definitely come. It's just a matter of time. After all you guys are Tampa Bay and we're Boston. Don't ever forget that.

PS - What was up with all the empty seats? They kept saying it was a capacity crowd, but it didn't look it to me. If Red Sox fans weren't there the place would have been half empty.