Ha, you got to feel for this guy. There is nothing like getting caught in a bad lie. I mean once you pull out the old fake heart attack in court routine there is no going back. You just got to ride this shit out till the bitter end. I mean the judge could have told this guy that she was dumping a pack of red ants on his dick and he wasn't moving. You live by the sword you die by the sword. It's like Costanza going to his house in the Hamptons. "You want to get nuts, let's get nuts!

UPDATE - Dude got 43 years in prison. Probably would have gotten community service if it weren't for the fake heart attack stunt.