Reader Email

"This kid at the game last night had a boston hat on & a yankees jersey, not to mention hanging out on the celly. To make it worse, it was a randy johnson jersey. Is this ok?"

In all my years of living I'm not sure I've ever seen anything quite like this. I mean what the fuck? Honestly what the fuck? How is this even possible? If my kid tried to walk out of the house like this I would backhand him so fast that Manzo would wake up dizzy. I mean wearing a Red Sox hat and a Yankees shirt to Yankee Stadium? Not on my watch! I know it sounds drastic but I think this kid should be put in a foster home. Clearly his parents aren't fit to raise this child or any child for that matter. Hey kid put down the cell phone, you're missing a great life.