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Random Thoughts – July 7th


Rate Olympic Swimming MILF Dara Torres

OMAHA, Neb. - Making the team isn’t enough. It can’t be for Dara Torres. Not when her 41-year-old body keeps setting American standards that no one, not even those 20 years younger, can match. Torres, a Parkland, Fla., resident and member of the Coral Springs Swim Club, made the U.S. team in her favorite event, the 50-meter freestyle, in an American-record time of 24.25 seconds Sunday night. It’s the third time she has set the record in the past two days

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It takes a lot for me to feign interest in Olympic Swimming, and after careful consideration I've decided that a 41 year old hot MILF with 0% body fat and abs you could scrub laundry on not only making the team, but setting records in the process... well, that's a lot. Still I'm kind of torn on this chick. On the one hand, I don't normally gravitate to muscular women. On the other hand, did I mention she's a 41 year old mother? On the other other hand, no guy in her age group, which I am, needs to see his own bloated, flabby beer gut next to Dara's body which looks like you could snap a 2X4 on it. Still, grading on the curve against other hot moms, I've got to give her a solid 6.5 or a 7.

— Jerry Thornton, 4:26 pm | permalink | 29 comments