Reader Email: 

For this 4^th of July I wanted to do something special with my wife.   So I booked two tickets on the Odyssey for their Fireworks Dinner Cruise.  It was 200 bucks per person.   But I figured what the hell.   It would be worth it.  Boy was I wrong!   It was the biggest rip off in the history of mankind.   Not only did the food suck, but we couldn’t even see the fireworks!  Let me repeat.  For the 200 hundred Dollar Odyssey Firework Dinner Cruise you couldn’t fucking see the fireworks!   They parked the fucking ship behind a building which made a ton of sense.    So while everybody else was enjoying what I’m sure was a great show my wife and I sat staring a building and immersed in a cloud of smoke.    Everybody on the ship was stunned.  It was almost surreal.   And the worst part was that Odyssey didn’t apologize or offer to reimburse any of the passengers.  It’s almost like they pull this scam every year and laugh their way to the bank.  I was so pissed I didn’t know where else to turn.   I figured I’d drop you a line just so you could expose these con artists and hopefully prevent anybody else for falling for this scam.

-Bill

This story is so outrageous it’s almost hard to believe.   I mean no fireworks on a firework cruise?  How the fuck is that possible?   For 400 bucks I want the fireworks exploding up my ass.   Now I’ve never been on the Odyssey before, but if this story is true they owe everybody a full refund.  And none of this you can take free cruise bullshit either.    You signed up for a romantic 4^th of July Firework cruise.  Either recreate the Boston Fireworks or give me the money back.  That’s the only fair solution.

PS - I feel like Pie Man with these truth and justice blogs.