In all the years of doing Barstool Sports this story may be one of the most bizarre ones we’ve ever had.   As everybody probably knows by now whenever we throw a party we ask our readers to RSVP for it.  Well for the Beach Bowl we had some kid who kept sending emails like this;

“Tell El Prez The Bull will be there and is excited to meet him”

 or

“Get Ready for the Bull”

I kept seeing these things thinking to myself who the fuck is the bull and is this guy nuts?    Anyway I kind of forgot about “The Bull” until I was at the party and some kid wearing a Hawaiian shirt and safari hat that had two palm trees coming out of it comes up to me and asks if I’m El Prez.    When I say yes he introduces himself as "The Bull".   Did I mention he was actually carrying a bull with him?  So we talk for a couple minutes and then he asks me if I want to hold the bull.   Since I was always taught it’s rude not to hold somebody’s bull when they ask you to, I said sure.  The guy went on to explain how he started a blog called bullarky and how he was trying to make the bull world famous.  In fact he already had a couple signatures on it like Maria Stephanos and Steve Burton.    Weird right?   Well an hour later I see this guy leaving the party with his head down.   Apparently somebody stole his fucking bull!   I don’t even know how that happens, but whoever did it might as well have just ripped this kid’s heart through his chest.    I mean I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried.  I actually thought I got roofied for a second and made the whole thing up.    But the Bull emailed me the next day and asked me to tell everybody of his plight. So f you took this kid’s bull he’d love it back.  Something tells me it means more to him than you.