Adventproduct.net - The Ziplock Condom Package with Wipe would offer consumers a simple and efficient means of disposing a used condom following sexual activity. A cleverly designed enhancement to condom packaging boasting both a resealable pouch and a hypoallergenic cleansing wipe, the Ziplock Condom Package with Wipe would offer consumers a sanitary way in which to cleanse their body and neatly dispose of a condom and wipe following sexual encounters. Enabling the user to quickly remove and discard a condom, use of the Ziplock Condom Package with Wipe could effectively prevent the frustration and embarrassment associated with this aspect of love-making. Most importantly, because the Ziplock Condom Package with Wipe would make the task of cleaning up after oneself and disposing a condom so quick and easy, use of this product could not only serve to promote safe sexual conduct, but clean and easy disposal.

Listen I'll all for cleanliness.    But can I ask a stupid question?   How are you supposed to put this thing in your wallet like God intended?   See that's the beauty of the traditional condom wrapper.  You can take it with you wherever you go so you’re always ready should unexpected sex breaks out.  But the Ziplock Condom is too bulky to fit in your wallet.   Seems like a pretty big problem if you ask me. Plus there is something to be said for watching how a chick disposes of a used condom.    It not only says a lot about her freak factor but the state of the relationship.  Does she touch it at all?  Does she make you do all the work?  Does she drink that shit porno style?  Lots of little insights to be gained into her mental psyche.   But I do think they may be onto something with the handiwipe aspect of this thing.   I mean who wouldn’t like to freshen up their dick a little bit after sex?   That’s just human nature.

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