(This Guy Totall Has Genital Herpes)

I'm not publishing this article to make fun of New Yorkers. I'm publishing this article because knowing is half the battle. And the facts are that virtually everybody in New York has Genital Herpes. That's not me saying that. It's just a fact. So proceed into Manahatten at your own risk. But don't I say I didn't warn you if you go there for a weekend and come back with the Herp.