Random Thoughts – July 8th
Ex Stripper From Reading Brags About Banging ARod (UPDATE WITH NICE PIC OF HER ASS)



Inside Track - Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in 2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by filing for divorce yesterday.“A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser, told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she’ll probably get tons of cash.” Houlihan, says A-Rod was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason Varitek [ stats]! The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and hollerin’ ” at A-Rod. “We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell, yeah!’ ” “It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.” Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child. “We were all freaking out,” she said. But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this time he didn’t let her stay the night.) Although Candice was a stripper for five years, she said she never told A-Rod she danced at Centerfolds.
First of all spare me the philosophy lesson with the leopard and the spots bullshit. You're a stripper. Deal with it. Regardless, I love whores like this. She felt so bad after she found out that Arod’s wife was pregnant with their first child that the next time he was in town she only let him cum on her face as opposed to in her asshole. What a lady! Seriously what do you think was going through this chick’s mind when she decided to pick up the phone and call the Inside Track? She just had to let everybody know that she banged Arod? It mean who fucking cares? It’s not like the world was desperate for evidence that Arod cheats on his wife. Everybody already knew that. It's almost like this chick was sitting on this information for five years waiting for the perfect time to drop this bombshell. I wonder is she thought she was going to get to ride in the Duck Boats or something. Congrats I guess? Just goes to prove that you can take the stripper out of the strip club, but you can’t take the strip club out of the stripper. Somewhere in a dark alley Steve Langone weeps.
PS - Get me photos of this slut STAT!






