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Reader Email: Steve Nash and Baron Davis Just Cruisin...
Reader Email
Long time reader, first time submitter.
You want to know why the Clippers and Suns will never beat the Celtics? Because Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett are in the gym doing box squats, shuttle runs, and plyometrics until they puke - then they do some more. Baron Davis and Steve Nash, on the other hand, are busy renting a tandem bicycle and cruising around Santa Monica pier together while dressed up like extras from the Cosby Show and Weekend at Bernies. I don't even know where to begin with this picture I just took. Someone help me make sense of this ridiculousness...the only explanation I'm willing to accept is that they were participating in some sort of performance art project. Even still, this is worse than the prospect of seeing Paul Pierce rollerskating down Storrow Drive rocking neon Vaurnet wraparounds, a Lycra singlet, and a fannypack.
There has to be more to this picture than meets the eye. Knowing Baron Davis he was probably shooting a movie or something. There is no other explanation.
Baron Davis is crazy. That vid of him roller skating is shameful.
sweet bike
i think this is one of the funniest pictures ive ever seen
make fun of them all you want... this is histerical
no, you sexist pig this is hersterical
This is lights out.. they are obviously fucking around look at the camera.
What the fuck is "This is lights out" suppose to mean in that context?
oh by the way. this is pretty old, but still cool.
http://static.mmoabc.com/guild/f/o/rum/2008/7/7//1215452126232.jpg
why do people post completely off topic links all the time ?
Steve Nash is cool like the other side of the pillow.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I think I just fell in love with Steve Nash, B Baby Davis, and the long time reader first time emailer!
-PBB (I know I know...just gimme some time. I'm currently stranded on the Kankamangus/Kamehameha Hershey Highway trying to reach my final destination and hoping this isn't it)
What are they doing? They are so ghea!! I can't wait to punch them in the mouth when they come to baseball. Steve Nash is not worthy of being in a Nelly Furtado song. She needs to recut that song.
Serially tho, calling all stoolies. A friend in need is a friend in deed, and I am helpless AND halpless!! If you know anything about Honda CBR 600s and them getting stuck in neutral, please advise and inquire within. Here's your chance to meet the man, the myth, the legend, the voice, the incredibull. HELP!
-PBB
Otay...Looks like I'm hear two stay. Hmm...well while I'm am heer I may as welp trie and do some talent scoutin' for the local smoking show. I likes the Ukrainian to hotty working at the Kimber Lee's Deli. Stop on by and peep four yallself!
-PBB
pbb- I ride a CBR 600 , what do you mean it won't come out of neutral, it won't click down to first or up to second? Or does it move up and down and the bike still just wants to idle? Let me know , it seems like a transmission/clutch problem has he been changing gears a lot without using the clutch?
It will move up and down but yea, stays in idle. I pretty much rev the ship out of it nonstop...and some Harley experts up here in motorcycle heaven think it's the clutch that gave out. Unfortunately, they don't know jack about Hondas, as they are too manly four won. Any1 wanna give me a ride to Chatham, NH to my unkie's compound? I was supposed to bee there at noon...Kendrickperkinsloans? Anyone? Peeezers?
Thanks 21and7!
I live at the end of the Kank. Right in Conway.
And im reaaal horney.
I bet Paul "Bull" Bryant..... you are a faggot.
signed,
Barstoolsports.com
I mean i bet paul bull bryant is a faggot. Sorry i made a typo.
you're still a faggot
Only a ray if that's what you want me too b...
But for serial, that's disgusting and human kind wood never continue w/ that kind of horseplay. Not that there's anything wrong w/ that...
-PBB
After Scriptus - The maja dukes is coming to save the day. Thanks for the assistance tho! And thanks to the motorcycle club that took care of me and posed as my familiar in order to get what we wanted. Heh.
Went to Barstool and found a 'Gears and Queers' chatroom.
Alllllllllllrighty then! Blue 42 I'm back in the blue and back on the compound. Everyone's gone to bed so this is the hurrrrfect time to work on the website. Unfortunately I'll prolly just stalk unfound local stoke smows on FB per uge...dang I need to get a life...heh.
-PBB
Postal Scriptanitus - El Prezzzz I have a very yinteresting event coming up a couple wednesday's from now, 7/30, with a lot of wild people coming. Could be a good op to meet some fools and begin your conquest to the Hwhiiiiite House. It's a retirement partah of sorts...please advise or I will inquire within. Chav' can't cum tho.
Can you block this dick from ever posting again Dunkenstein? That was the worst string I've ever seen on this site and this guy types like a 15 year old chick on coke.
— Harry Colon, Jul 20 2008, 12:17 pm
Heh. Clearly such a dick. Just so danged offensive two everyone and so mean. Def type like a 15 years young chick tho since having a name like "Harry Colonoskopy" is def the name of a very smart 40 year old virgin that works at State St. Heh.
-PBB (I'll post again after another couple lines and once my mommm gets off my back)
I think I just fell in love with Steve Nash, B Baby Davis, and the long time reader first time emailer!
— Paul Bull Bryant
Um, that is Baron Davis, not Glen "Big Baby" Davis, and for someone who posts on a Boston site everyday thats pretty fucking embarrassing.
Foist off, it's "sight"
Thirdly, you act as tho B Baby Davis and Glen "Big Baby" Davis aren't virtual twins. I mean...come on!!! You expect the man in with the $3,000 trowsers to be able to tell the difference between 2 guys who are like the ed zach same height and weight?!? Come on!!!
-PBB
PPS - Dockkkkka, docka, docka, dockaaaa
PBB, please do all of us stoolies a favor and never post on here again. We don't want to hear about your stupid bike stuck in neutral or your little gay shiny bull statue. Also, mix in a grammar book every once in a while, you write like a 3rd grader.
I really should have picked him up when I had the chance.
Damm. I fucked up.
so athletes dont take days off? KG and paul pierce are doing box squats 24/7/365? its called having natural talent. im pretty sure steve nash and baron davis riding a tandem bicycle has no impact on their on-court-performances. all aside, this is a hilarious picture. i wish all athletes had personalities like these 2 guys
ckalamatas3 what is it like down there? living under that rock? must dark and scurrry. cause they must not even have leaping years down there! 366 this year big guy. don't just set it and forget it w/ your calendar and think things aren't gonna change every once in a great blue moon summer alewife. Real eyes that sooner than later before that second mouse gets his cheeze on. Bulleeeee dat!
-John Hancock (imagine in kool kursive)
I assume you still think that it is Big Baby with Steve Nash, It is Baron Davis you fucking jackass. And before you try to give me a fucking grammar lesson, learn that when you are talking about a webpage, it's called a site. Sight is what you use your eyes for fucktard. imagine in kool kursive you fucking loser.
Ah yeshhh....making assumptions...usually pans out well for most peeps. Heh.
yah dance with a black chick you fuckin nate!
Congrats on making it to Deadspin. Now you're big time?
It's great to see these two kids giving love a chance.
paul bull is the worst poster ever. of all time. unbelievabull
I JUST found a video of this on youtube. Although I still don't know what theyre doing haha. Heres the link.
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The emailer had some pretty funny lines