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Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Martha)
Anytime people want to start sending me smokeshows let me know. As this video proves, I'm not fucking around anymore. Send nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com or I'll keep the fat chicks rolling like you wouldn't believe.
Fantasy Football Question of the Day
It's been said countless times on this and other websites that one of the priorities of the next President, whoever it shall be, is to establish a set of universal rules for fantasy football. Now unfortunately with the economy the way it is, in all likelihood this issue will be "tabled" for at least another 4 years, possibly more. However in the meantime we can all do our part as Americans to figure this shit out. Remember, "fantasy first"!
Now then, today's question stems from last night's performance by Reggie Bush, leaving Bush owners (in most leagues) with 0 points to show for his 2 punt returns, instead (again in most leagues) Saints DST is awarded with the points. The question naturally is how to deal with this crisis. There are 2 schools of thought: #1., too bad dudes. You can't credit 2 "players" for the same non-passing touchdown. In other words its either Saints DST or Reggie Bush. Or #2, both "players" should be awarded points - Saints DST and Reggie Bush. Now I fundamentally oppose this concept. It's gotta be either one or other. I mean how can 2 "players" score the same non-passing touchdown? That's impossible.
Anyway I'm curious to see what America thinks on this most pressing issue of our times. Vote 1 for "Both Saints DST and Reggie Bush should get the points", Vote 10 for "2 players can't get credit for the same non-passing touchdown. It's gotta be one or the other."
And as a side note, Ryan Grant fucking sucks.
Tampa Bay Talking Trash? BAHAHAHAHA!
Okay it’s another day and another championship series is about to begin in Boston. You know what that means right? Yup the city we’re about to beat starts talking all sorts of trash and all the fans of that team suddenly show up at the Stool. It’s as inevitable as the changing of the seasons. Except this series is a little different. Why? Because there is no such thing as a Tampa Bay Devil Ray fan. Sure the newspapers can talk trash and people can suddenly buy tickets, but everybody knows they are frauds. Hell they just figured out that there are 9 innings in a game and that they actually have a team like two days ago. So I’d just like to state that moving forward Barstool Sports will not respond or recognize anything that these idiots from Tampa Bay say in regards to this series. It simply would be below us to dignify them with a response. I’d honestly respect the city of Tampa more if they didn't go to these games as opposed to suddenly acting like they care. I mean this would be like a non hockey fan suddenly showing up to Game 5 of the Bruins vs. Candians last year. It’s just so pathetic. There is nothing worse in life than frauds and apparently Tampa Bay is filled with them. It’s just a shame that the ALCS will be wasted on such a shitty baseball town. Really the rest of America, even Yankee fans, should be rooting for us just so our National Pastime won’t be dragged through the mud by a city that is a disgrace to the game.
Man Shoots Prostitue For Getting Tired
"Do you think Spitzer's whore would fuck you for 20 bucks?"
Mercurynews.com - A 20-year-old man shot a prostitute in the back because she got tired after having sex for 10 minutes, according to a recently released search warrant. Ryan Graham and the victim agreed to a deal of $20 for sex in the west alley of the 200 block of T Street in Bakersfield on Sept. 17, police said. The 26-year-old woman got tired after having sex for 10 minutes in the vehicle, according to the court document. The suspect got mad and shot her in the back as she left the vehicle, the document says. The woman suffered a collapsed lung and was taken to Kern Medical Center, the warrant said. She was not identified because she fears for her safety. Graham is facing several charges including attempted murder, assault with a firearm on a person and preventing/dissuading a victim/witness, according to Kern County Superior Court records.
Dude what the fuck did this guy expect? Seriously you pay 20 bucks and you think she should bang you for more than 10 minutes? 20 dollars doesn’t even get you a blowjob where I come from. I mean maybe you can shoot her in the back if you paid a couple grand and she got tired, but not for a 20 spot. Bottom-line is you get what you pay for and if you can’t bust a nut in 10 minutes that’s on you, not the whore. Regardless let this be a lesson to all strippers out there. You need to do a better job at managing expectations. That's part of the gig too you know.
The Sox Pop Champagne While Curt Schilling Pops Off About Next Year
BOSTON (AP) -- Curt Schilling is considering coming back next year -- for half the season. The Boston Red Sox right-hander, who underwent season-ending shoulder surgery on June 23, said in an interview with Sporting News that he might try to pitch in 2009 under the right circumstances.
"I won't come back for a full season, that much I know. If I do decide to come back I would work to the point I was ready and somewhere around May 1 let 
the teams know I wanted to pitch the second half," he said. "I'd obviously need to spend June in the minor leagues building it all back up and then hopefully come back and help a team in contention win a World Series. All of this is predicated with the fact that I am completely healthy and able to pitch like I did prior to breaking my shoulder early in 2007." Still, Schilling said retirement is a strong possibility. "If I had to make that decision today, yes, I'd retire," he said.
Did you ever find yourself liking something that's really popular, and as it's popularity declines you're never exactly sure when or if you should jump off the bandwagon? It could be anything. Like a film director. Remember back when everyone liked M. Night Shaymalan movies? Then people started saying they were stupid and you could see the surprise ending coming a mile away. I mean, I liked "Lady in the Water." Which is part of my problem. I never know when to bailout on something and always end up being a fan way longer than I should. Which brings me to Curt Schilling. I'm still not past my post-Bloody Sock love affair. I've stayed loyal to Schill through all the windbaggery, bloviating, pontificating, self promotion and rampant Curt Schilling attention whorism. Now, with his [probably former] team fresh off winning a vicious cockfight with the best regular season team in baseball, Schilling has to draw attention to himself with public statements about something only he himself cares about; his career plans for May of '09. I still like the guy, because loyalty is how I roll, but this is exactly the thing I was killing ARod for last year. Seriously, Curt, STFU before your next pronouncement is your own personal "The Happening."
John Henry and Tom Werner Are Getting Nuts!
Wow! John Henry and Tom Werner are just two wild and crazy guys! I mean people think I'm nuts with all my mortal locks, but both Henry and Werner basically guaranteed victory here. "We owe Tampa Bay something" and it will be "fun to beat them." Al Davis and Hank Steinbrenner have nothing on these motherfuckers.
Coach Pushes Pop Warner Player During Post Game Handshake
KSDK-- Parents of an 11 year old are outraged after the boy was allegedly shoved by the coach of an opposing football team. The incident was captured on videotape. Wesley Deavenport, 11, was not harmed in the incident. But his father says it is nothing short of poor sportsmanship and assault on a minor. Joe Deavenport says after a particularly contentious game, one of the other team's coaches shoved the face-mask of his son, knocking him out of the reception line. After Wesley's team coaches realized a sport videographer captured the moment on videotape, they called the police. "There's no question, it is assault," Deavenport said. "It's assault to a minor and I've already spent time with police discussing this situation. NewsChannel 5 spoke to the coach viewed on the videotape. We are not identifying him, because he has not been charged. He says that action viewed on videotape was justified by some of the events that happened during the game. There were referees in attendance.
First of all I’m glad they cleared up the fact that referees were in attendance. Because I was worried for a second that this was an unsanctioned wild, wild west Pop Warner game where eye gouging and kicking people in the balls was legal and shit like that. Phew. Anyway let’s cut to the chase. Clearly the kid who got pushed was an offensive lineman who was leg whipping and chop blocking the shit out of people all game long. So I kind of think the coach was within his rights to shove him in line. You got to defend your team right? What do the Stoolies think?
Vote 1 for the coach was just defending his team and 10 for this is assault on a minor
Rachael Ray And Some Old Bitch Jerking Off Corn On The Cob
Rachael Ray really doesn't do it for me but watching a chick jerk off corn on the cob is still watching a chick jerk off corn on the cob. It just never gets old.
Mock execution at High School pep rally raises questions
Dailysentinal - A performance during a Nacogdoches High School pep rally last month has created some controversy between students and the administration over the appropriateness of a skit that included the executions of rivals and toy guns. The skit opens with a few cheerleaders dressed to represent that week's opposing team, the Center High School Roughriders. Wearing cowboy hats and carrying toy pistols, the "rivals" run into the gym to take the NHS mascot hostage as the theme from the movie "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly," plays in the background. As the Center team scuffles with the mascot, NHS cheerleaders run to the rescue, freeing the mascot. They then force the Center team to kneel as they stand behind them with guns. The music shifts to a popular song which includes the sound of gunfire. As the NHS cheerleaders hold the guns to the back of the kneeling "prisoners'" heads, gunfire is heard. The "prisoners" fall over, dead. The victorious NHS cheerleaders then toss what appears to be fake money into the air in celebration, then drag the bodies representing Center into a pile, whereupon the NHS mascot holds up a tombstone over the executed "prisoners," to the sound of clapping and cheering from the spectators. Some students say the skit was inappropriate and are circulating a petition — which currently has 122 signatures — protesting "gun promotion" at pep rallies. However, NHS principal Nathan Chaddick contends that the skit was a "simple, innocent satire" aimed at boosting school spirit, and with the exception of one complaint from a parent, Chaddick said "everybody enjoyed it and had a good time." "What do they want us to do with Shakespeare when kids have swords stabbing each other or plays with some shooting?" Chaddick asked. "It's the same thing. It's the same little skit. But because these three girls have a personal thing going on against some cheerleaders, they feel they have a right to use this venue for their personal agenda or purpose, and I'm just not going to allow that."
So the students are the ones complaining about this skit and the principal is the one defending it? Wow I didn’t see that one coming. Has hell frozen over or something? Regardless this principal can play for me any day. I mean it’s refreshing to finally see an administrator with a head on his shoulders. I just wish he didn’t sugar coat his explanation. Because you know this is what he wanted to say;
“I’m not going to let a couple fat drama club bitches who have never been laid and who run the student newspaper with the rest of the geeks in the school make a big deal out of this skit because they are jealous of the hot chicks and hate their own lives. If anything was wrong with this skit it was the fact that the cheerleaders weren't dressed sexy enough. That's what we should be talking about today not this other garbage”
Preach on brother! Preach on! Oh wait I wrote that.
Poor, Poor John Lackey
"It's frustrating," Lackey said. "It's way different, this year from last year. They were better than us last year. They were not better than us this year. It's 100, 180 degrees different." "We lost to a team that's not better than us," "We are a better team than they are. The last two days, we shouldn't have given up anything." "[Sunday] night they scored three runs on a pop fly that was called a hit, which was a joke," "[Monday] night they scored on a broken-bat ground ball and a fly ball that anywhere else in America is an out, and he's fist-pumping on second base like he did something great." Asked to describe his feelings, Lackey said, "Like I want to throw somebody through a wall."
- John Lackey
"I'm [ticked], I'm upset, this one's going to be with me for a while," Hunter said. "It doesn't feel good, because we're a better team than they are. But they're moving on."
- Tori Hunter
First of all thank you John Lackey for finally admitting that we were better than you guys last year. That was big of you. Because after we swept your asses I'll admit I still had some doubt. Anyway you got to admit that John Lackey does kind of have a point here. I mean we did score a bunch of runs on balls that should have been outs and miscues and shit like that. I wonder who the fuck was playing the field for Anaheim and letting this garbage happen? Oh wait, the Angels were the ones in the field screwing everything up. The way Lackey was talking I almost thought the Mariners were out there or something. Seriously what is up with these California teams? They just can’t take their whippings like a man. First the Chargers and now the Angels. Yeah, John you’re right. This was a 180 degree turnaround from last year. Last year you guys got swept and this year you won 1 fucking game. Whoopdeedoo!!!! And just in case you didn’t notice your team couldn’t fucking score a run off Jon Lester if their life depended on it. I guess that doesn’t matter though right? Bottom-line is the Sox out pitched, out hit, and out fielded the Angels in virtually every game. If that means Anaheim and their puffed up AL West record is a better team than us than so be it. I hold no grudges for these comments. John Lackey can still be our #3 starter any day and I'd still take Tori Hunter as our 5th outfielder in a heartbeat.
We could use K-rod to pitch BP too.
That was by far the best baseball article on the Stool in years. The Angels SUCKED in the field -- plain old SUCKED. Even Kotsay is making full-speed over the shoulder catches... Pedroia makes that diving toss to 1st on a slow roller...
Doesn't look like it at the time, but some of these plays are big. Because the Angels didn't make any of them.
I hear you about California teams. The 2006 Rose Bowl's another example:
Texas 41
USC 38
"I still think we're the better team." says Matt Leinert. Geez.
EP, I expected better of Poop. He was a stand up guy after the Laker's series but now, disappearing and refusing to take his medicine? It's MJallDay ish.
I'm not sure what he's so upset about. Like he expected to win this game? Was he paying attention to who was on the mound for the Red Sox?
Someone should tell ahtletes when you lose to another team its usually because they were better than you. So John Lackey...no you weren't better or else you would've won. Sorry! Kinda like when the Reds swept the A's back in the early 90's Dave Stewart said the same thing...when will athletes learn. Parcells is right, you are what your record says you are...Sox are better 3-1...lifes a bitch but we deal wit' it.
Was he watching the game?
How exactly did the mighty Angels get their two runs? Two walks, a wild pitch and an opposite field single.
Oh and Tori Hunter was just about crunk dancing when he got to first.
Yes Mr Lackey I believe you should throw yourself through that wall.
That picture of Lackey is disgusting. Between his hair and his skin, he is a grease fire waiting to happen.
he pitched well but he's a loser on a loser team
I guess he doesn't understand what better team means?
Better teams don't let pop ups score 3 runs.
Also, Mike Scioscia knows his shit. I am sure he has taught these ass clowns the fundamentals of baseball. What he needs to do is have the Angels google what not to do in the play offs and that is
not give good team second chances.
You don't have a handful of actual errors and mental errors and expect to beat the Red Sox in Fenway do you?
As Lackey did you can always blame the ball park that hasn't changed in close to a 100 years. But then you just sound like a little whiny bitchhhhhhh
Fucking losers....
ps. I respect the fact that he wanted to throw someone threw a wall
to be fair, they did win an infinity times more wins in the playoffs this year than they did last year.
That picture of Lackey is disgusting. Between his hair and his skin, he is a grease fire waiting to happen.
— bgfm03, Oct 07 2008, 11:54 am
good stuff...i just spit out some lunch with that one
Yeah... it's not like Pedroia was pumped he was outta his slump AND just got an RBI. I mean, that's practically nothing in a 1 run game.
Doug and Wendy Whiner. Even when the Pats choked, at least they said the 'Giants were the better team today'.
I think one of the FEW examples of a better team that actually lost..
Was the 1985 Georgetown Hoyas.
Villanova shot 79% from the floor for the game.
Replayed 10 games. Georgetown wins all ten.
You play ten games with these teams its 7 wins Sox 3 Angels
MAYBE..
holy shit EP.. please post a SSOTD or something to get that ugly mug off the top of the page. is that really what you want visitors to see first thing when they get to the stool?
El Presidente,
Thank you for pointing out the fact that (1) Lackey is a whining b_tch who obviously wasn't hugged as a child (it's not that your the first to do it, it's just everytime someone does a real angel gets their wings) (2) Making a terse and sledgehammer type point that if the Angels are better than the Sox then who the f_ck were we kicking the crap out of this past week? I'm pretty sure they had Angels jersey's, they played on the same field and they even had the same names & numbers as the regular season Angels.
Now I'd like to get down to business. On October 1st you wrote the following concerning a Red Sox sweep:
"I’m telling your right now that if the Angels somehow beat us I will get an Angels tattoo on my ass. That’s how confident I am. Seriously my only question regarding this series is whether if we beat both the Angels and Dodgers on our way to winning yet another World Series championship, does that mean we get to annex the State of California and make them our slaves? Because I’m pretty sure there is some shit about that in the Constitution."
Now, I'm no history major but if that's in the Constitution then I'm damn sure that when somebody makes a claim about tattooing their ass and they lose the wager they better get the needle in their ass faster than a heroine addicted Yankee's fan (and Yankee's fans absolutely love heroine).
if you shaved lackey's head, and twisted one ear, he would look like sloth from the goonies
Everyone loves a heroine. My favorite is Princess Leia.
This is different than football or the NCAA tournament. A worse team can get lucky one day and beat a better team. But this isn't the case in this situation. The Angels LOST 3 games to a "team they are better than". If they are better, as they claim, that's unacceptable.
I think Lackey should see if he can land an endorsement deal with ProActiv. Does he use bacon grease as soap?
Now, I'm no history major but if that's in the Constitution then I'm damn sure that when somebody makes a claim about tattooing their ass and they lose the wager they better get the needle in their ass faster than a heroine addicted Yankee's fan (and Yankee's fans absolutely love heroine).
— tonycherrybombs, Oct 07 2008, 12:01 pm
You also CAN'T FUCKING SPELL Derekio. It's heroin you fuckwit and you can't jab yourself in the ass for a hit. Not unless you have Michael Phelps type arms which means you are obviously a throw back knuckle dragger.
CptKangaroo: Good post. Exactly.
Trotnixon12: Wow. You're right.
I could be wrong (but I don't think so) and there are a lot of hits against the wall that would be outs in most parks - but that was not one. That was an example of the wall taking away what would be a HR in most parks...
Fat, DUMB and stupid is no way to go through life, Lackey. Now go work on your surely pathetic golf game.
can we stop calling Scioscia a genius by the way? All I kept hearing about was the talent advantage the Angels had and the injury advantage they had...If all that is true, and I'm sure the revisionist history will begin immediately with what the experts said, then Francona keeps managing circles around him - fact.
I wonder if Mike Scioscia gave the angels the Gridiron Gang speech after last nights game and that is what prompted Lackey to say this.
The Rock- I still think you are the better team and I would not trade any of you for one of them.
Another Shaughnessy is a complete fraud article:
The Globe's Dan Shaughnessy says that -- like the Patriots of recent years -- he's learned never to bet against the Red Sox in the postseason.
Dan Shaughnessy ALDS Prediction (10/1/08) Angels in 5.
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2008/10/07/red_sox_roar_into_al_title_series/
lack·ey (noun) 1 a: footman 2 , servant b: someone who does menial tasks or runs errands for another
as in
"Go pick up the Sox Jocks Lackey"
So it finally hit me last night...John Lackey is "The Professional"
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/24_2007/LEON.jpg
Someone should tell ahtletes when you lose to another team its usually because they were better than you.
— cajandog, Oct 07 2008, 11:51 am
Especially when you lose 3 out of 4. Obviously anything can happen in one game, but when you lose 3 out of 4 it's tough to argue that you are the "better team."
You ever notice how much Lackey looks like Haywire from Prison Break? Not a handsome man...
In other news, Josh Bard a free agent.
Oh yeah, Lackey and Hunter?!?! You're the better team?!?! Why are you guys playing golf tomorrow? Why can't you guys run the bases or, you know, bunt the ball? Have a good round at that 7:18am tee time!
Lackey is as stupid as he is unattractive to women.
hahaha even EP thinks about me when he writes a blog.. that means alot. I feel honored.
We got out everything'd. We didnt deserve to win. Played horeshit baseball and Lester was unhittable. We left 43 runners on base, I dont give a shit if your playing Boston or Seattle. You are not going to win shit that way. Sloppy Defense. We didnt look like a team that deserved to win. We played like shit, you played flawless baseball. Good job guys. It was fuckign sweet last night when everyone was chanting Tori and he shut everyone up. That brought a smile to my face.
Im glad i am in your heart EP.. it must have been the Michigan roasting.
oh yeah.. fuck the dodgers. Even if they go to the series. Im pulling for the AL. I cant stand Dodger fans, they are the Raiders of baseball.
Someone ask Lackey how many men his better team left on base in 4 games. It's over 40. Now that's what I call "clutch hitting!"
you guys are making fun of Lackey's looks when all of the Red Sox are dating or married to trolls? Kotsay is the only exception.. god she is money.
Bottom Line is
People from Cali = Fags
their teams always lose beacause just like the people who live there they are not tough enough, they are soft.
they should remove all professional sports from cali and just focus on what they do best, making movies and Tv shows for us on the east coast to enjoy, of course at Eastern Standard time.
chaz it was 43.. brutal.
That picture of Lackey doesn't help his cause. He's just a whiny assbag who just lost and was caught in the heat of the moment. He should be more gracious and except the fact that he was outduled by Jon Lester twice in a week.
we play baseball in 80 degree weather and you play baseball in 49 degree weather.. .yeaaahhh enjoy that.
we play baseball in 80 degree weather and you play baseball in 49 degree weather.. .yeaaahhh enjoy that.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Oct 07 2008, 12:28 pm
Not anymore playboy. You play golf in 80 degrees now.
We do enjoy it f tard!
poop, you should probably refrain from throwing out any barbs, it hasn't worked out for you since your arrival... Repeat after me, WIN then talk trash.
and poop, way to get on here and be a man.
Hey, Poop. Playoff baseball is played in October when warm-city teams are at a disadvantage. But I'm sure you knew that.
I heard Lackey, Poop on your chest, Hunter and Get Rad have a Tee Time at 1:00Pm under "Boston Always Wins."
Last year, we had another championship parade in 49-degree weather, too. Brought out something like 4-million. Remember the last time the Lakers won? That brought out 350,000 in 80-degree weather.
Even though they had 100 wins, they did so in a division where the other three teams had a run differential of -250. The Angels had a run differential of +68. The Red Sox with 95 wins had a run differential of +151 (best in the AL) in a division where the other four teams had a total run differential +182.
Lackey can go brush his teeth and do acne commercials.
we play baseball in 80 degree weather and you play baseball in 49 degree weather.. .yeaaahhh enjoy that.
— I'll poop on ur chest, Oct 07 2008, 12:28 pm
exactly my point...................SOFT.
and we dont play baseball in 40 degree weather we win Games in 40 degree weather, thats what we do. WIN
cpt win or lose im talking shit. thats just how it does. soft? Id call it smart. We live where we skip the shitty seasons.. enjoy shoveling snow.
cali = fags?
this is coming from all the guys criticizing Lackey's looks. Closet homo's.
Look at the sow line up of the Red Sox wives.. pathetic.
big white.. get rad is the type of douche bag that gets hit with bar peanuts.
Ill glady golf with Lackey and Hunter. Ive played pool with Lackey a bunch of times at Goat Hill. That guy suprisingly pulls mad tail.
CPT of course im coming on.. everyone in Boston is a fan right now because every sport is playing well. I cant wait to see who falls off the band wagon when shit hits the fan.
poop- you come here not to talk baseball or the fact that we own your city in just about every sport.. and all you have to say is the red sox wives arent good looking enough for you?? you honestly make me laugh with this..how about the fact that you no longer have a team in the playoffs and have to resort to losing to boston every other season..go jerk off lohans girlfriend
your welcome EP. You know i just sparked another 30 posts.
Redsox99.. I know you have a small brain so i will dumb it down for you even more so. You and your fellow fans were making fun of Lackey's looks ( hes an ugly mofo ), your team has probably the ugliest line up of wives in all of MLB. If you want to analyze how ugly someone is, why dont you start with chicks not dudes. The Boston wives are a great start.
Lackey = someone who does menial tasks or runs errands
Lackey's a bitch. Just like Kordell stewart in '01 when he said the better team lost in the AFC Championship game. they gotta grow up and take the L like men, not bitches.
i'll take the Snow and being a Winner
than the heat and being a Loser
but i mean theres always the lakers...........o wait i mean the golden state warriors.......o wait i mean the clippers.........o wait i mean the oakland A's.........o wait the chargers........o wait the Giants......o wait USC football...........o wait......the Oscars??
why is poop on a chest still here?
http://lh6.ggpht.com/fisherwy/R9lxPaLXVCI/AAAAAAAAN6g/e5qfVzMCDmg/erica-ellyson+picture%5B3%5D
Buchholz's girl
poop regardless of what you say. angels are out of it. They were the only team in there division to finish above .500, thats 56 games at least on there schedule against shitty teams. 18 of those against the worst team in baseball. The al east however had 4 teams finish above .500. And if ya wanna talk about girls/wifes look at becketts previous girls.
hahaha how about 75 degree weather year round, that hottest chicks and the nicest houses in the US?
If sports is all you got, you are in the right place.
city... that would be previous.. he hasnt produced shit lately so he got ditched.. much like you will all do to him by the end of next year.
Boston3... because i am the fucking man thats why.
Yeah dude Simi Valley is a real prize!
Just like Trot Nixon wouldn't wash his hat for an entire season, John Lackey does not wash his face, hair, or brush his teeth for an entire season. That might work during the regular season but it seems like he might want to find a new superstition.
yeah ur in cali,the greatest "state" in america, right? and your on barstool sports talking to us. you def are the man. how do you pull it off?
yes boston.. its fun to talk shit. Maybe you are too "soft" to grasp that.
pooper, unlike in la we don't have tabloids all over the place about who's girlfriend is whose. and maybe he has a girl but she isn't famous. but apparently you know so much about him, maybe a man crush? got a lot of gays on that side of the states if thats what you are into. if thats the case your name fits the lifestyle
Cpt come on now. Do i need to make a list of cities you can google. All the porn you watch CPT comes from Simi valley.
city... bunch of gays? You have a butch dyke over load in boston. Enjoy sitting in snow while its 85 degrees here and we have hotter chicks still in bikini's at the beach.
Boardshorts and sandals 365.
in person, not over the internet. but since your the man ill take your word for it.
I doubt it poop, mine comes straight from Germany!
everytime the camera panned out last night there was butch trolls everywhere. I feel sorry for you guys. A bunch of short weeble wobbles with short hair. Ouch. Must be all the dunkin donuts.
not the german shnizer videos..
its all good i'll take the snow and our 3 superbowls, 2 world series trophies, and 1 nba championship over 80 degree wheather. and as for the hot chicks none of them are your hot chicks so its all good. I guess you can say you and the angels have somethings in common. You both bend over and take it in the ass and you both get to watch the rest of the playoffs on tv.
weather*
good for you. I bet you jerk off to all those trophies. See i like surfing and taking the boat out 365. City, you will never come close to the amount of prime tail i have had my way with. Keep wishing tiger.
I'll just leave it as you are stating something without proof. And goes to show how much of fan you are, ok my team lost what do i do now? hmm not care and go surfing and look at girls in bikinis that i'll never get and brag on barstool about how much ass i supposedly get. good for you pooper. you must feel so proud
city as much as you want me to be gay.. you will never get my glory hole. So quit trying to make it happen.
actually yeah, our season is over. Pre season basketball starts today so between that and southern hemi swells thats what i do. City if you ever make yuor way out to cali, ill glady show you the outrageous amounts of tail out here. Getting prime tail is not that hard or special. Anyone can get play out here.
poop, get back to work, the fries are burning
i could careless if you are gay or not. and as far as getting tail, i told you this before so i'll capitlize it for you. YOU ARE BRAGGIN ON BARSTOOL ABOUT HOW MUCH ASS YOU SUPPOSEDLY GET, get out of here with that shit. There might be "tail" but none of its yours, sorry. keep dreaming
I'll poop on ur chest,
if youre out beating up on "prime tail", and enjoying your boat, and surfing 365(west coast slang drives me crazy) broski, why the fuck are you here posting endless fucking post? Odds are your a fat fuck thats ashamed to take his shirt off at the beach so youve never surfed, youre living paycheck to pay check praying to get out of your aunts basement, and if you do have a woman I bet she looks like a fucking blocked punt. While your out shitting on peoples chests Im going to hate fuck her with a Lackey mask on.
-hang yourself
How about a little Boston Bruins preview to prove there weren't all bandwagoners on this site last year? This team looks very much like a competitor this year. We are a couple of missing pieces away from being top tier team and although we all hate Jacobs, things are looking up for the B's
haha you got me trot. my bad, i know your fat ass gets mad when your fries are too crispy.
I have never heard anyone use the term "broski".
Bradbooze im willing to bet that is your bio. The blocked punt comment made me laugh though, good work.
Because endless post drive people crazy no matter what blog it is.
I have surfed since i was 8, played baseball through college, i have a degree and run a small business. Im not rich, but i do well. Sweet assumption though, you were pretty close. sounds like you just opened the door to your life and i feel sorry for you.
hahaha how about 75 degree weather year round, that hottest chicks and the nicest houses in the US?
---and wildfires that burn up the lower half of the state,
annually.
---and earthquakes that fuck up whatever else is standing
---and more liberal shithead actors per capita smelling each others asses.
Keep Cali, can we trade Governor's though?
No need to pity me silver surfer. Im living in paradise. Glad to hear I made you laugh, but I could give an oven baked shit though. Im not sure why you gave me a short history of yourself, I dont remeber asking for a resume though. all you need to write was "giant fair-weather homo" and I would have gotten the point. so seriously, hang yourself
ill take an earthquake every 5 years then dodging hurricane Kyle.
Liberal shithead actors....very true. The scientologists get more on my nerves.
I am keeping Cali, I will always live here. Born and raised 27 years and counting.
You really couldnt figure it out? Perhaps it was your assumption on my lifestlye. Naahhh that might actually take some thought. ok Im done. I actually have to work to do.
Good series fuckers. You guys better hope the Rays choke, i dont see anyone stopping them.
Poop, get back to slinging lettuce or whatever working in "produce" means. We've had enough of you here.
i guess you cant understand me, maybe some lowlife west coast jargon will work
I'll poop on ur chest is hella gay, you are an epic faggot.
maybe that will do it.
your sister is out giving head for key bumps of ritalin
you have had enough? thats why every morning i come in after a game its "where's poop?" even your fearless leaders longs to hear my rants.
ill use some east coast wankfest language..
you are sneaky gay.
says the douche that is probably draped in ed hardy gear, west coast clown.
Ok to all the people responding to Poop, you guys do realize that a) insults over the internet never hurt anyones feelings and usually make the person spewing/typing it sound like a toolbag and b) you are letting Poop get what he wants by responding to him, building up his ego and making him think he is somewhat relevant to an East Coast blog's comment section.
Can't we all just agree that Boston has far superior sports, Cali has better women and weather, and both have a lot of homos? I mean that's the truth, and one argument doesn't necessarily negate the other.
I don't mind his comments because what would sports mean if we didn't get angry and riled up against the opposition and he is perfect for getting me even more pumped when the Celts/Sox beat his LA teams. BUT, if I DID want to get him to stop posting, anyone with half a brain would realize you just don't respond or mention him.
This is what internet nerds call a flame war, and you my friends, are equally pathetic for trying to one up a quasi-internet personality
John Lackey is a dickhead. Also, what's up with the annoying popups on this site now. They suck as much as Lackey.
King Oooh-Ee ( you fucking Dr. Phil wannabe ) you are fucking clueless. I have been talking shit here all week about what was going to go down. It's called facing the fucking music.
That guy definitely does not have an HD-ready face.
Hell, whenever that guy pitches, I would prefer to watch the game on a black & white with bunny ears.
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I Still Can't Believe Tito Took Lester Out After 7
Do you know how bad a move has to be to be talking about it even after a victory? Well that's how bad that move was last night. Seriously Tito Francona should be thanking his lucky stars that we won because I’m not exaggerating when I say the decision to pull Jon Lester after 7 innings was the worst decision I’ve ever seen by a Boston manger or coach in any sport in the history of my lifetime. People grill Grady Little for the Pedro fiasco in NY, but that was child’s play compared to this. I mean to say Jon Lester was breezing would be a major understatement. He had thrown 109 effortless pitches. The Angels were totally and utterly helpless against him. And barring a miracle Lester wouldn’t have had to throw more than 15 pitches to give the ball straight to Papelbon in the 9th and it was game set and match. But when Tito took out Lester he instantly gave life back to the Angels. In fact for a second I actually though Francona may have had money on Anaheim or something. I mean it was just a totally mind boggling decision. And his explanation was even more startling. Tito said Lester pumped his fisted after the 7th inning signaling that he had mentally checked out. What the fuck does that mean? Tell him to check back in because he’s going one more inning! But none of it matters anymore since the Sox won and Francona will still go down as the greatest Red Sox manager of all time. I guess you can’t argue with the results but that decision to pull Lester was flat out scary crazy.
Heidi Watney Missed Opportunity!
Talk about tickling my balls! This has to be the first interview in the history of interviews where the reporter stayed bone dry while the player they were interviewing got a champagne facial. What the fuck? I was ready to upload this clip to redtube and instead was just left holding a limp dick in my hands. It's bullshit! The only possible explanation for this madness is that Tek has told everybody not to spray Heidi with Champagne. Nothing else makes sense because you know the players want to do it as bad as we want to see it. It's a fucking selfish move from the Captain. Seriously how about sharing just a little bit?
Where is poop on chest to defend lackey? Probably out buying dodger blue gear