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October 18, 2008

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FUCK TBS!!!! IF TED TURNER IS STILL ALIVE I WANT HIM DEAD NOW! I WANT STEVE HARVEY DEAD! I WANT BUD SELIG DEAD!

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FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS! FUCK TBS!

DON'T FUCKING CARRY THE GAME IF YOUR A FUCKING JOKE CABLE CLUB STATION AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT!

THIS IS UNREAL! I WANT TED TURNER DEAD! I WANT BUD SELIG DEAD! I WANT THEIR HOUSES BURNED TO THE GROUND! I WANT THEIR FAMILY DEAD! I WANT THEIR CAT DEAD! I WANT THEIR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR DEAD!

— elpresidente, 8:14 pm | permalink | 102 comments


Almost Game Time

— elpresidente, 6:06 pm | permalink | 50 comments


Red Sox Vs. Devil Rays Game 6 "Will The Real Josh Beckett Please Step Up" Live Blog

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Who do you think is more nervous tonight? Devil Ray fans or Philly fans? Because both of them have to know that if we win tonight you might as well hand us the trophy.

 

 

— elpresidente, 5:56 pm | permalink | 13 comments


Fast Forward to 2:45 Mark To See Fat Lady Fall Off Table

 

We've been so busy with the Sox that we haven't had time to post the #1 viral video of the past two days. I've been sitting on this thing for like 48 hours now. Anyway I give this lady credit because she uploaded this video herself. You kind of got to respect that. Althought if I were her I probably would have cut it right after she fell instead of leaving the extra 2 hours of beached whale footage. Because that's when it started teetering on the edge between funny and just sad and pathetic. But still she did post it herself and that has to count for something.

— elpresidente, 11:25 am | permalink | 31 comments

too good to be true

thealphamale, Oct 17 2008, 5:20 pm

Man, Serena is all over the 'stool.

refundme22, Oct 17 2008, 5:22 pm

bahahahaha priceless

therayofhope20, Oct 17 2008, 5:24 pm

BWAHAHAAHAAA! Kill yo' self!

PocketAces, Oct 17 2008, 5:27 pm

not even a "thanks" on the forward, EP?

bradymancrush, Oct 17 2008, 5:28 pm

I mean what did this whale think when she got on the table? Im shocked the thing didnt snap in half once her metric ton ass got on. Im also shocked that she was able to even step up that high!

WildBill2480, Oct 17 2008, 5:30 pm

straight crash homey

TheKiecker, Oct 17 2008, 5:31 pm

Is that BLUC?

Guyman, Oct 17 2008, 5:32 pm

People downstairs must be like WTF!!!!

Akrobatik, Oct 17 2008, 5:35 pm

hahahahaha

Sween221, Oct 17 2008, 5:39 pm

As good as a double-tapered shit.

CloydonSaxa, Oct 17 2008, 5:41 pm

Why is every video i'm trying to watch no longer available?

bg, Oct 17 2008, 5:44 pm

BOB RYAN just said on PTI that the SOX are gunna lose the series

BostonFan, Oct 17 2008, 5:44 pm

I think that registered on the Richter Scale...twice!

zmem33, Oct 17 2008, 5:58 pm

hopefully next time she will have the noose ready to go... and maybe a tear streaming down her cheek....

ode2no1, Oct 17 2008, 6:07 pm

I think she was reenacting Tampa Bay's epic collapse last night.

CptKangarooBalls, Oct 17 2008, 6:21 pm

Silly negro

LongWong, Oct 17 2008, 6:28 pm

"...and Boom Goes the Black Lady"

Il Stugots, Oct 17 2008, 6:49 pm

Whoopi!!

TheKiecker, Oct 17 2008, 6:51 pm
cityofchamps15, Oct 17 2008, 8:17 pm

You could hear the table screaming in pain as soon as she stepped up on it
And I agree with alphamale, it does seem too good to be true: the rolling around on the floor part just seems so staged

McFly76, Oct 17 2008, 9:10 pm

I agree, it's funny.
But my laugh for the day came from this post:
"Prez, why was my work IP banned from posting? I just randomly lost the ability this morning...yet toolsheds like EastCoastSucks, Derekio and TCLover still get to ruin every single blog? Come on
— Chav Eats Babies, Oct 17 2008, 7:35 pm"

waaaahhhhh.....somebody heat up some Enfamil

derekio, Oct 17 2008, 10:04 pm

I have no doubt that lady falls into this category. There is just no possible fucking way she doesn't.

http://tobroketolaugh.com/category/fetish/

sloliver, Oct 17 2008, 11:14 pm

weebles wobble and they do eat shit

bradbooze, Oct 18 2008, 12:58 am

People downstairs must be like WTF!!!!

— Akrobatik, Oct 17 2008, 5:35 pm

I thought I couldn't laugh harder after she took her triple lindy, but that comment was hilarious.

Vince Clorthow, Oct 18 2008, 11:40 am

when you weigh that much a table should only be used for eating off of and maybe resting your gut in a pinch. what did she really think was going to happen?

El Duder, Oct 18 2008, 12:21 pm

anyone else see fucking schilling bounce in the first pitch on thursday?

willymo, Oct 18 2008, 3:32 pm

Where's your extra ligament now??!!!!!

TheKiecker, Oct 18 2008, 4:04 pm

where are your mortal locks this week el douche...or are you waiting till tomorrow to tell us you had all the winners?

bigticket21, Oct 18 2008, 4:25 pm

I thought I heard the fat lady sing on Wednesday. She proceeded to fall on her ass, therefore, I ain't heard no fat lady sing!

Deedle64, Oct 18 2008, 7:22 pm

Someone put her down.

T-Bag'r, Oct 20 2008, 10:03 am

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