Sweden-- Supporters of the Stockholm-based AIK ice hockey team scored an unusual hat trick of heckling on Tuesday night featuring dildos, profane banners, and a giant inflatable penis. The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the Leksand hockey club in Sweden’s second-tier professional hockey league, and a former player with AIK. Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year, according to the Expressen newspaper... But back in June, Huokko’s reputation for “scoring” took on a different twist when a sexually-charged video clip featuring the 34-year-old blueliner and his girlfriend ended up on the internet. Huokko had recorded the clip on his mobile phone, and wasn’t surprised to find it spreading like wildfire on the internet after the phone was stolen. “It was a private thing between me and my girl,” he said at the time. “That’s what people do when it comes to sex.”

Nothing grinds my gears more than reading a news story about a leaked sex video that's "all over the internet" but I can't find it. I promise you I've been doing my due dilligence on this, but I'm either coming up empty or I'm actually finding the links to the video but I can't tell because they're all written in Swedish, which reads like the Periodic Table of the Elements... all "O's" with lines through them and the symbol for Boron. Anyway, if anyone can find me this video, I'll post it and give you full credit and maybe a leftover Patriots perfect season t-shirt.

That said, my assumption is that in the video Jan Huokko must use a dildo on his girlfriend. That's the only logical explanation for the fans responding the way they did. Make no mistake, if an opposing player came to Boston after we'd all seen him using a rubber dong on a girl, we'd litter Fenway, Gillette or the Garden with marital aids from one end to the other. That's the only reasonable reaction. And it's nice to see the people of Stockholm are kindred spirits. I thought they stood for nothing more than handing out Nobel prizes and sympathizing with your kidnappers. Good for you.

Of course Houkko resorting to sticking dildos into his girlfriend proves something the great Don Cherry always said: Swedes are afraid to go into the corners.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

I'm in a meeting. Read this story. Just had to clarify it. Dude was banged with a dildo by his girlfriend. Hence the dildo throwers. And yes this is why I'm the Pres....

Click for the more graphic pic if you really are feeling it.

- thanks to Deke for the heads up