Random Thoughts

Honestly does this World Series even count? The weather has sucked. The teams suck. The games suck. Philly sucks. Nobody is watching. Seriously for the sake of the game let's just give us back the title and we can pretend none of this garbage ever even happened. Obviously that's what God wants.

Well Miss America 2009 just got a lot more interesting for Barstool Sports because for the first time in the history of the Stool we have a dog in the fight.  Yup Congratulations to former Cover Model and former Smokeshow Monica who won the Miss Connecticut crown this weekend and will now be moving on to compete in Las Vegas for the title of Miss America.    We may need to have like a Monica Pep Rally or something to send her off.  And I got to be honest here, I like her chances.  Monica takes a backseat to nobody.  The second I saw her I was like man this chick looks like Miss America or something.  Now she has the chance to prove it as she’s got to be one of the favorites to bring the crown back to where it belongs which is on the mantle of Barstool Sports.   Poise….Poise…..Poise…..   

Ok so BC cheerleader Molly is getting worked over right now in that hot cheerleader contest.  In fact it looks like the not so hot Randi has mobilized the entire Blue Grass State behind her (UK Athletic department - Rivals.com)and has taken a seemingly insurmountable lead.   Basically we are like 30,000 votes behind or something crazy like that with a week to go.  But keep in mind you can vote 30 times a day so the lead isn’t as huge as it really seems.  And personally I refuse to wave the white flag quite yet.  So we’re going to try and finish this strong by reminding people to vote every day.    I don’t care how many hicks and inbreds they got in Kentucky.    The Stool and the hotness of Molly can still beat them….I think.     And just to show people we mean business, Molly even got all dressed in her Halloween costume not only to remind people about our Halloween Party at Jose Macs on Friday, but to keep people voting for her until Friday.      The comeback starts now. And I don't even care whether you hate BC or Barstool Sports or Molly. This is more than some stupid contest. This is about the future of America. Do we really want to live in a world where hot chicks lose to average looking chicks in anything? Because if that's the case we might as well just all move to the Middle East and make chicks wear burka's and shit like that.

(The Voting is fucked with this thing. You can sign up for a billion accounts with the website doing this and give fake emails and just keep voting and voting and voting. And if you just click for the vote for Molly as fast as you can it counts your vote more than 20 times. That's how KY chick got this massive lead. Funny business. Well nobody doesn't play by the rules more than us. They want fake accounts. We'll give them fake accounts)

Click here to vote with facebook  (10 votes per day)

Click here to vote the other way (20 votes per day)

"Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady...."

You've got to hand it to the NFL Network, they know how to do it right. They've figured out that whether you're talking about a political candidate Ron Burgundy, or a sports reporter, anyone who can read a teleprompter can be on TV. So why not hire the best looking ones available. NFL Net is becoming the Fox News of all-sports channels, and they're to be lauded for it. Here are the scouting reports on their current roster of talent:

Michelle Beisner, Host of "Starting 11":

To see much more of Michelle and the others plus bone up (pun intended) on their scouting reports, click here...

Now I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I "work out" because I don't. But I never understood the fascination with video taping yourself when you do it. I mean let's say this kid had a smooth workout and didn't need his mother to bail him out. Does he then sit on the couch and watch the tape back a couple times and beat off? Just strange.

PS - This was piss poor effort at doing squats. I mean he didn't even put up a struggle on that second one. He just went right to his knees. Weird because it looked he was sailing after the first one.

Okay the bitch in the clear plastic stiletto heals is Shauna Sand. Her claim to fame is that she used to be married to Lorenzo Lomas (Renegade in the house!) and she's been in Playboy like a million times. And as you can see it doesn't matter whether she's taking her daughter to the beach or to the pumpkin patch she is ready to fuck at all times. So here is my question. At what age do you think her kid will start throwing back some dick? I'm guessing 12. I mean when your mother wears stripper shoes that would make a stripper blush everywhere she goes, it's got to be almost impossible to wait until your teen years before you smoke your first pole.

Time to vote....Vote 1 for she'll be giving it up by 10 years old and vote for 10 if you think she'll be a 20 year old virgin which is impossible

I'm not sure if I can ever remember any coach in the history of the NFL making this type of press conference debut before. Granted you got to give an assist to the sideline reporter for asking what Bill Walsh said when he got the job, but Mike really didn't need help from anybody. He was ready to rock and roll from the opening whistle. And something tells me this is just the beginning. So buckle up because the 49ers just became relevant again. After all, I've always said that if you can't be great on the field at least be great in the press conference. Looks like Mike Singletary got that memo.

Things to consider while wondering: Would it have killed Fox to give us just one shot of the cheerleaders in their Halloween costumes? Just one lousy shot?

*The Patriots hierarchy goes like this:
6. Good player
5. Pro Bowler
4. Great player
3. Legend
2. Patriots Hall of Famer
1. Troy Brown

Yesterday was another game where Kevin Faulk moved up the rankings. He'd made enough plays in enough big games to move into 3., is probably in 2., and is fast approaching 1. I assumed Brown retired the trophy of "Most Beloved Over Achieving Versatile Everyman Who Personified the Patriots" but they better not send it to the engraver just yet.

*What never ceases to amaze me about Faulk is his ability to get through the line, even at 5'8". I can see how he does it on draw plays when they spread the defense into pass formations and create space. But he was doing it yesterday as a lead back. Even on obvious running downs he was hitting holes and getting yardage on inside jabs. It's like he uses his lack of size as an advantage to get through the line or something. He could run through clothes lines covered in wet bed sheets and stay dry.

*A lot has been made the last two weeks about how Jim Haslett has changed the atmosphere in St. Louis since he took over and is encouraging his troops to relax and have fun. Swell. But he might check to see if he CC'd a copy of the email to Marc Bulger. Because he wasn't having a lick of fun. All game long he had the face of a guy watching a cop write him a ticket.

*Adalius Thomas was the best player on the field yesterday. It wasn't even close. He was immovable against the run and on the pass rush came after Bulger like Keith Olbermann going after a conservative, self-employed plumber.

*Space Mountain on school vacation week doesn't have a line as long as the one looking to bash the Patriots secondary right now. But it seems to me their struggles are more X's and O's than lack of ability. They simply are not a good man coverage team, but when they play the zones and Cover-2 to take away the long pass, they're more than adequate. On Donnie Avery's 69 yard TD catch, the Rams came out in an I showing run, and moved the FB to H-back with the strong side right. Whether it was the run look that had the Pats in man or what, I don't know. But that left Ellis Hobbs alone on Avery and the kid made a nice double move to get open. That's exactly the kind of play the Pats usual Cover-2 limits the damage on.

*Interestingly enough, Hobbs wasn't out to take the subsequent kick off. I'm pretty sure he was on the sidelines getting doused with fire extinguishers.

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MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico. Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad. A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.

I feel like this is about the 10^th story we’ve done on this fat guy.    It seems like every time he leaves his house the BBC and CNN rush to cover it and Mexico acts like they just won the World Cup or something.   I just don’t get it.   I mean anybody can get their ass carted all over the place by a flat bed truck.    So like I said last time I blogged about him do me a favor and call me when he walks and then I’ll hire the mariachi band myself.  But until then I don’t want to hear another peep about this fat Mexican.

PS – What’s the deal with the chick who agreed to marry this guy?  Talk about low self esteem.    Seriously can’t she do better than a guy who wears sheets for pants?  Granted she’s no Selma Hayek but I’m sure there are plenty of guys who aren’t bed ridden with fatness that would be interested in her.    Plus I’m almost positive that if your legs don’t work neither does your cock so it’s not like this she is getting laid by some monster dick either.   Makes no sense.

You got to feel bad for #91 on Villanova. I mean he couldn't have defended that Hail Mary any worse than he did. It was almost like he wanted to lose. Oh well, I guess victories like this these are what makes James Madison James Madison.

- John- RedsArmy.com

centredaily.com - A celebration of Penn State’s 13-6 win over Ohio State on Saturday turned destructive as people pulled down light poles and street signs, climbed atop cars and tossed objects off balconies in downtown State College.

If this isn't textbook how to get yourself pepper sprayed in the face after a big victory than I don't know what is. I mean nothing screams "mace me" like walking down the street with a lamp post wrapped in toilet paper while a crowd of people cheer you on. Well done sir.

More Nadine here...

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