MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico. Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad. A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.

I feel like this is about the 10^th story we’ve done on this fat guy.    It seems like every time he leaves his house the BBC and CNN rush to cover it and Mexico acts like they just won the World Cup or something.   I just don’t get it.   I mean anybody can get their ass carted all over the place by a flat bed truck.    So like I said last time I blogged about him do me a favor and call me when he walks and then I’ll hire the mariachi band myself.  But until then I don’t want to hear another peep about this fat Mexican.

PS – What’s the deal with the chick who agreed to marry this guy?  Talk about low self esteem.    Seriously can’t she do better than a guy who wears sheets for pants?  Granted she’s no Selma Hayek but I’m sure there are plenty of guys who aren’t bed ridden with fatness that would be interested in her.    Plus I’m almost positive that if your legs don’t work neither does your cock so it’s not like this she is getting laid by some monster dick either.   Makes no sense.