(Boom you're dead!)

ReadingEagle - A 29-year-old man was shot in both legs outside a Reading convenience store early Saturday after looking at a woman who exposed her breasts, city police said. According to investigators, the victim and his friend were getting gas when they saw a woman lift her shirt, exposing her breasts. While they were looking at her, a male got out of a vehicle and fired five shots at the victim. It was unclear whether the gunman was with the woman or if the two incidents were related.


I’m not sure I’ve ever read a story where a guy’s luck changed so fast.  One second he’s pumping gas looking at a pair of tits and the next second he’s shot five times in the legs.   That’s what people in the business call a sudden change of momentum.    Regardless what do these investigators mean they don’t know whether the two incidents were related?   Of course they’re related!   You don’t randomly get flashed and shot at the same time unless the gunman and the tit jockey are in cahoots.   You don’t need to be a detective to figure that out.   Let’s just hope these investigators get their shit together and fast.  Because forget about finding Osama Bin Laden.  This shooter is like a billion times more dangerous.  We can’t have a madman on the loose that gets his kicks shooting people that are caught staring at boobs.   Not now.  Not ever.