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so Matthew Tieuli was the kid with the teen wolf legs? Dude, gross.

I'm a "really good lawyer".

Prez, need a defense. Sure we could work out a deal that includes a few 'Smokeshows to be named later'

Just email him back with this link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment

So I guess this means you'll root for BC whenever they play Notre Dame? Talk about the 'Lesser of Two Evils.'

Here's that faggot's facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Tieuli/5619415

Captain Cross Country! HAHA

Go hump a tree Matt.

This - read on
is - read on
making - read on
me - read on
hate - read on
cross country - read on
even more.

Ya know how everyone says "this is leading to the pussification of the U.S." any time we see a post up here that is just ridiculous for all the wrong reasons? Case in point, ladies and gentlemen.

HAHAHAHH... id love to see how this would ever hold up in court.

this just keeps getting better and better...

What is with all the cross country whinny bitches. They need to go train some more cause they apparently do not know how to do anything else but be a bitch and run.Best VIDEO EVER!!!!

"Plus I’m not why he thinks he owns that photo since it was taken at a public sporting event and I found it on google images?"

I think it's great that El Prez gets so excited about this blog that he doesn't bother to read it over. Give'em Hell Quimby!

Are you kidding me? I was on the fence with this post from the begining. Sure you have to give the runner credit, but the whole episode is so over the top. I can't get over this kid Matthew Tieuli, this is typical douche bag behavior.

If nothng else, what are you do you win from this bogus lawsuit, a pile of Super Pedy t shirts?

PS - Coco Crisp - thanks for the good times, maybe in three season you would have become comfortable in Boston.

HAHAHA - Hey Pres Kick Wolfman in the Nards!

Matt,
Your post was gayer than 8 guys sucking 9 cocks.

Notre Dame alums everywhere are hanging their heads in shame.

Be careful Pres, 3 pieces of Gator Gum and you may be drooling all over the treadmill. That stuff used to make my mouth water like nothing else.

First DC Comics, now this tool box. Pres you need to stop exercising your rights, it's pissing everyone off.

Matthew Tieuli is so faggy

What difference does it make that Ben is "well spoken"? I guess he should have spoken up and asked for a glass of water.

Read on, Matt, you should spend more time on education than jogging, because you need some help with your grammar. Where are the education standards at St Johns and Notre Dame?

http://und.cstv.com/sports/c-xc/mtt/tieuli_matt00.html

I gather the guy is upset because people thought he was Ben 'the choker' Perron. Either that or the wolfman in drag.

ben would have to sue the Worcester Herald, the Globe and the organisers for letting him wallow in the mud and taking photoraphs of a public event. Didn't Ben say 'don't touch me' or something like that? No issue then for ben aas he knew there weer going to be photographers there and it would be reported.

As for this guy, the 'Fighting Irish'?. You get three Irishmen together and two will gang up and bash the other one.

Hah... this kid's pretending it only took him 15mins to write this thing? He most likely spent 15 mins looking up libel and proof reading it so he didn't get torn a new one like he is here. His pic was in a public forum. He should stay out of public if he's afraid of his picture being used. I hope he doesn't sue NESN for using him and his boyfriend on the Kiss cam. What a chief.

You don't know the only thing worse than a cross country runner? Read on....

The way they TRY to act tough defending themselves. "You try bumping the tred up to 12 mph and run." We choose not to, we're good at other things like football, basketball, banging women.

Oh christ ... I almost came in my pants when I saw another reader email sticking up for cross country and Ben "Man Down" Perron. I fucking love this shit.

Here is that fag's face in the Notre Lame website: http://und.cstv.com/sports/c-xc/mtt/tieuli_matt00.html

Dude is 5'8" and runs cross country. I don't think he can he get more feminine if he had on a dress and a cock in his mouth. Oh wait, he could ... he could crawl across the finish line!! ha ahaha

Somewhere the Gipper cries

Matthew Tieuli...more like Penis McBallsack

Crosby!!!!

You're about to be sued too!!!

Apparently...

holy SHIT does this have legs.......

from his letter, apparently you only take 1 class at a time at ND. They have other schools like that too, they're called "Community Colleges".

Usain Bolt!! Fucking classic, EP.

Also, WTF Tieuli?? When I was in college I was scraping together spare change to buy a case of Genesee, not hiring lawyers to come to the aid of some kid who was a few grades below me in high school.

This is from the Uiversity of Notre Dame website - the title is Notre ND Wiffle League ~ Bangin' Balls Deep and heer is his website http://www.nd.edu/~mtieuli/.

This is why schools often don't give out student details in public domain - dumb shit

Are you serious? This Notre Dame knob needs to relax.
I wouldnt say I'm in awesome shape. I maybe run on a treadmill 5 times a month, nothing crazy. I finished a 5k with no problem after a night of heavy drinkin and pot smokin that lasted to 5am.
Kid should be ashamed

Matt Tieuli may just be the new Marcy from Regan Communications when all is said and done.

Not to bring up another old thread but Ben Perron choked worse than Alicia Sacramone.....

"Usain Bolt heroically crawling to the finish line"

-El pres... I just spit water on my fucking LCD. Everyone in this office thinks I'm an asshole. Luckily the boss is gone for the day.

"Usain Bolt heroically crawling to the finish line"

-El pres... I just spit water on my fucking LCD. Everyone in this office thinks I'm an asshole. Luckily the boss is gone for the day.

y'know what it is? someone told this kid he was smart and he believed him. as posted above, this is the wussification of american youth. what a fuckin' douche bag. i'd say his parents are disappointed, but they created this monster...

ps: do the run with a beer and a but hangin' out of your mouth

Matt looks like he's wearing a Members Only jacket in the Crosby link.

cross country runner from notre dame - doesn't really get any worse than that. kid must be permanently on his period.

"Apparently when we first posted that video yesterday of Usain Bolt heroically crawling to the finish line...."

Probably your best line ever.

this is the most desperate attempt to get gay sex from high schooler i've ever seen.

I don't get it, is having the gay a prerequisite to running cross country? Must be

Throw your hands up if you like to jog in short shorts.

AAAAAAHHHHKELLYCLARKSON!!!

Its not about winning or losing the race, its about how short are short shorts. My kid better never want to grow up to be a runner.

I think its also cause cross country kids also tend to be these smart ass faggit fucking dorks that have a bunch of dork friends who all group together and think they're entitled to something and cant understand why everyone hates them. And NOW, they're all still bitter about being tooled on constantly in highschool and wishing their friends weren't such huge fags just like them. so this crosscountry fiasco has brought back all these memories that they wish they could do something about if they could just go back to highschool they would actually fight back and make a difference. This just proves they still havn't learned and i'll still tie you to the soccer goal post and pull down your pants infront of all the girls and laugh

Matthew Tieuli is running all over south bend looking for some cock as we speak, photo is public domain. It’s an automatic win for you- read on

what morons like this kid don’t get is if he just let it go we would have all forgotten about mud face already but instead he just is making it worse on the poor kid by shining more light on his colossal failure. Read on

The fact that he is bragging about A being teen wolf and B running for ND speaks to how little of life this poor looser actually has. Read on

Prez when are you doing this challenge I cant wait for the video…

Wow. Congrats, Matt. We have the winner of the First Annual Barstool Sports Biggest Unbelievable Wanker Award.

To avoid this prize, my team of lawyers has offered their free advice (read on); you should e-mail El Pres and tell him that someone else just wrote that toothy letter and claimed that you were the author. Other than a bullet or a jar-full of testicle-eating bacteria, it's your only way out.

I just had to watch the video again, just gets funnier and funnier. I might be this kid for Halloween

Casey Tatum- Fuck You!!

So running cross country means you're a homosexual? Am I understanding this properly?

prez, I feel a segment on the local new coming soon! keep raking this guy & after they call you out on the news your hits will go through the roof. Ride this bitch into the sunset, No more astrovan for you!

Crosby!!!!
You're about to be sued too!!!
Apparently...

— Jigs, Nov 19 2008, 2:58 pm

I ain't skeered!

Hey Matt, I'm gonna travel to your next meet, hide in the woods and shoot you in the ass with a paintball gun as you run by.

note to self: if my kid wants to attend Notre Dame in 12 years time talk him out of it on the grounds that they accept idiots. How many times do they drill "don't post gay pictures of yourself on facebook" into your head when you are in high school these days? It has to be more than 100, right? he knows what public domain is right? What a tool....read on.

Matthew, get the cock out of your mouth long enough to start studying and realize what an idiot you are.

Ben's parents called Matt's parents and told them that Matt couldn't come over for Thanksgiving unless he stood up for his boyfriend.

Does the "pussification of America" truly exist or is it just cross country growing in popularity?

Honestly, I did a bit in HS/College sports back in my day... (unless you dont count community college)... regardless, the only reason i think i did it is because i knew i was good enough not to ride the pine and because the hot chicks dug a dirty uniform.... but after this video, a cross country kid rolling in the mud, can anybody else see this kid getting some ass at the keg party in the woods the night before Thanksgiving?

Pres, man, let it go. This is so much less entertaining than you seem to think it is.

NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

Was that Matthew Tieuli in the picture of the kid in the red who was running so hard he Shit his pants? the sad part is this kid couldnt win in a race with the dude who has no legs (Oscar Pistorius). Poor little tink tink ain't that a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

When i first saw the post yesterday i laughed my ass off and only clicked on the link because i saw the picture of that knob matt tieulli. i thought is was hilarious, now i am just embarrassed that i came from the same town as that loser. thank god all the homos clear out to st johns of shrewsbury.

I definitely can't wait to get home and photoshop this quimby into humiliation.

Also;

"Matthew Tieuli...more like Penis McBallsack

— mpat1000, Nov 19 2008, 2:58 pm"

... Zing.

this is fucking priceless...just goes to show what kind of world we live in these days. People get their panties in a bunch if someone makes fun of them...that video was hysterical, cross country is for chumps, it's not even a real sport...lets go run for fun guys...Matt Teiuli is also a huge chump for writing that letter.

Pres you should hold a year end faggit award and put the 5 biggest faggits found during the year thanks to this site.

marcy
ben

3 more to go.

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/8/645/356

my bad i meant Matt Tuiluli not Ben.

Everyone says or writes 'Ben is a well-spoken kid'. I don't get it but a 17 he is no longer a kid - he should be getting he is a 'well spoken young man'. Sounds like he is a try hard.

Maybe is it just me or is this like when you get set up with the fat chick on a blind date and her friend says 'she has a nice personality'.

Must admit the last blind date was plug ugly but I got deep throated me and then she licked my balls. Later on another 'date' she pulled a train.

I just dont get it. Are all the other kids in the meet superhuman? I suppose you can't knock his effort but almost all of the other "athletes" are in a dead sprint to finish the 5k. Unless he is in a race with captain planet and the silver surfer, all this shows me is the kid is terribly out of shape, but has too much pride to not finish a race. And son of a bitch matt, I'm trying with all my might not to hate Notre Dame but you make it too hard. Not only do they not recover a goddamn onside kick against Navy thus losing me a substantial amount of money because they cant cover a fucking spread, but now they have matt writing the fucking cross country declaration. Matt, if you ever managed to get barstool shut down, i'll show you what the true fighting irish look like.

somewhere jerry thornton hangs his head in shame.

this stuff is awesome. i didnt think anyone could top the guy yesterday who finished the letter with "youre an asshole" but someone did. it hilarious how worked up people get, when thats all your trying to do!! keep it up pres!!

Matt = Video Coordinator for Notre Dame Baseball?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

"Video Coordinator for Notre Dame Baseball"

amazing.

It's the liberals. Fucking liberals. Everything is right, nobody loses, you're wrong if you point out faults -- fucking joke. You've ruined America, left wing ass jackets.

I used to be a liberal... then I turned 12.

Mathew T. is lying. The kid from the picture is the same kid from the video. You can even see the Ascics banner and stupid brunette situated by the finish line. What a loser whoever wrote that letter is.

I heard Vh1 picked up a new segment that starts next week following this heartbreak story of Ben falling cunt first into the mud... it shall be called, (Read on)..

Best Gay Week Ever.

Hey ok enough is enough the kid almost was going to come in 10th or 15th...

I used to be a liberal... then I turned 12.
— Ice Cream Man, Nov 19 2008, 3:18 pm

Well said

mtieuli@nd.edu

Go to Court Pres! Guaranteed the Judge will laugh his ass off.

You should send the kid a 179th place ribbon for finishing the race... i mean, everybody who participates in athletics deserves something, right?

Watch out Bra! This kids in the Mendoza College of Business. WHOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. We all fuckin know he didnt go to The University of Notre Dame Law School now dont we. Get your grades up Wolverine Legs or youll never be a lawyer... Unless its on planet of the Apes with those hairy legs. U must be a large Gillette Stock holder with a hair line as nice and sassy as i have ever saw. Congrats (for keeping Gillette afloat)

-Man Legs

Sue everybody!

U must be a large Gillette Stock holder lmao

"I heard Vh1 picked up a new segment that starts next week following this heartbreak story of Ben falling cunt first into the mud... it shall be called, (Read on)..

Best Gay Week Ever.

— BigWhite72, Nov 19 2008, 3:19 pm"

I wish you had just used 'fell cunt first into the mud' in a much shorter sentence and mucked it all up with VH1 references. There is gold in there somewhere. Excellent effort though, seriously. I'm building off that in the future.

Sincerely,
Matthew Tieuli
St. John's '06
U of Notre Dame '10

Kind of presumptuous on the ND '10 front. No indication from your letter your graduating.

The stool has jumped the shark.

mtieuli@nd.edu

— Marion Buttsex, Nov 19 2008, 3:20 pm

Oh no, you didn't!

El Pres,

typically Johnny boy. Tell Matt to grab the rest of his Johnny boy friends and go hangout at the gay bars on Water St. in Worcester.

Bump

mtieuli@nd.edu

Matt Tieuli training

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0Kr_8HbZQ

I bet he pronounces his name "Tooly" - could name the year end "faggit" awards Mark talks about "the Tooly's"

Punitive damages!!!

Whats the hardest part about running cross country at ND? Read On.

Answer: Telling your parents you're gay.

Notre Dame sucks!

http://www.villageidiotsports.com/T-Shirts/Samples/PlayLike-Track-Cutoff.htm

Play Like an Idiot Today!

"I heard Vh1 picked up a new segment that starts next week following this heartbreak story of Ben falling cunt first into the mud... it shall be called, (Read on)..

Best Gay Week Ever.

— BigWhite72, Nov 19 2008, 3:19 pm"

I wish you had just used 'fell cunt first into the mud' in a much shorter sentence and mucked it all up with VH1 references. There is gold in there somewhere. Excellent effort though, seriously. I'm building off that in the future.

— Ice Cream Man, Nov 19 2008, 3:23 pm

Not going to lie, I couldnt figure out a good way to throw that into something, so I took the lazy way out and threw that in there.

Well initially I was hurt with his words...

Current* Student at University of Notre Dame
Past * Sales Associate at PR Running (Sole Proprietorship)
Future * Teacher Sex Scandal on Barstool Sports (little boy/priest style)

Sincerely,
"Matthew Tieuli
St. John's '06
U of Notre Dame '10

Kind of presumptuous on the ND '10 front. No indication from your letter your graduating.

— er uh, Nov 19 2008, 3:23 pm"

Don't bust balls about graduation then use "your" improperly. *Sigh*

I actually think this was one of the funniest fucking things I have seen on this site. I compare it to the special olympics...even if this kid won he'd still be retarded. It looked like a live episode of Special Ed from Crank Yankers, "I WANNA GO TO THE FINISH LINE YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!" Somebody give that kid a helmet...and I can run a 10 and half minute 2 minute, so go screw yourself cross country people...

This will obviously mean dumping the "Wake up Next To..." segments on your site...

nooooo, don't let it happen! i'm nothing without the wake up.

Bump

mtieuli@nd.edu

Best. Thread. Ever. You guys just made my afternoon. All heil the Stool.

"Well initially I was hurt with his words...

— CptKangarooBalls, Nov 19 2008, 3:27 pm"

The only comment in this thread so far that has made me LITERALLY, laugh out loud.

Matthew Tieuli! HOWS MY ASS TASTE. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I'm pretty sure the yesterday's post was not aimed at ridiculing that kid for crawling over the finish line. It was obviously a good effort on his part, but to not see the humor in the footage is inexcusable.

Ice Cream man again! FIRE!!!!

Jerky boyz reference, keep it up

did larry joe bird just call me a fag? shit.

what a homo, still not convinced? read on..

yup, still a homo, threatened yet? read on..

kid took a picture for facebook like he's Rocky running up stairs....HOMO!

This is why these people actually end up running cross country in the first place, they are all pussies. I sincerely hope that information, pics, and teen wolf references about Matt Tieuli are posted every day for the next 30 days.

Teen Wolf would rip Matt Tieuli's eyes out for ruining the reputation of hairy legged freaks everywhere.

"Ice Cream man again! FIRE!!!!

Jerky boyz reference, keep it up

— f youk, Nov 19 2008, 3:32 pm"

NONONONONO -- I pasted CptKangaroo... I DID NOT MAKE THAT KILLER JBOYS REFERENCE!!! All Kangaroo, all him. I just made sure it didn't go un-noticed!

Oh and a special thank you to that Charlie Sniffer, Matthew Tieuli, for making this thread possible.

El Pres- all the Notre Dame and St John wankers etc will now be regularly coming onto the site so all these hits must be really boosting the barstol's revenue stream. Good Work Sir!

On a lighter note I heard a rumour Chav is putting Notre Dame as his collge of choice. Apparently BC wasn't gay enough.

Hold on... this is the guy who by chance is in the background of the picture? He's fucking complaining and threatening legal action?
Holy Shit! Matt you might want to finish that first degree you're working on and then spend a few years in law school before you start thowing empty threats around. You're lucky to have been accidentally exposed on this website.

What Matt is really pissed about is how he didn't get into BC. Now he has to settle for the 2nd best school majoring in Architectual Beer Walls.

BigWhite I might be in town in late Feb/early March. Want to go and show me the best dives in Cambridge and Boston?

Superfan? NO, NO SUPERFAG!

yep - and all the St John's girls and Notre Dame women of Cross Country "stars" are going to be totally clicking through on that ad that you have "Do you think your boyfriend is gay?" ad.

They are going to ask you about a spike in click throughs...

I think Matt's page needs so more attention. Go give it an upvote...

http://www.reddit.com/r/offbeat/comments/7efhf/just_in_case_you_didnt_know_the_notre_dame_wiffle/

GIZ I'm always down for a party. I'll give u double the pleasure, I'll bring Miss Beautiful with me. And i know u havent forgotten about her!

Legal claim??
I doubt it matt. First of all the article never once said that the person in the video was Matt nor does he feel that this video shows a denigrating act. If he was to bring suit he would have to drag the pathethic cross country runners "pride" through the mud once again. Second of all it would have to be a false statement, assuming the video is true, there is no claim.

Pres, you might as well just admit you were kinda bein a douche for shitting on a high school kid a little too hard and we can all move on and enjoy smokeshows, wake ups with hot women, and not be disturbed with kids who think they know everything because they go to Notre Dame

damn it all. this pisses me off. and as a SJ grad (long time ago) it pisses me off even more. in the same way Buckner missed every opportunity to parlay himself and his clumsy error into a lovable loser that we probably would have grown to admire for making fun of it all and not taking himself too seriously, Ben could have been somebody. with the right post at the Stool ben might have been a hero for shit's sake. don't ya get it ben and matty? you blew it. lighten up you pussies.

In the word's of the immortal Tony Soprano;
"He's a faaaaaaaaaag"

This saga gets better each day... I cannot wait to see what tomorrow brings?

"Read On"
Really? You need to put that in your email? Is that the equivalent of tapping your foot in an airport restroom stall?

Wow...getting down and dirty twice this week!!!!

I’m really not following this.

So a guy falls over from “dehydration” after running 4.9999 kilometers;

He then proceeds to crawl on his belly like an alligator for the last .00001 kilometers of a pretty much meaningless race;

It is funny as hell to watch, so funny I pissed myself watching it.

So funny that 99% of the spectators thought the kid was bull-shitting everyone – pulling a motivational speaker Matt Foley “in a van down by the river!!!” stunt.

Turns out it wasn’t a stunt (sorry he ended up in the hospital, but dehydration in 5K’s, in New England, when its 40 degrees outside…. Whatever)

Other people think it’s funny because on a difficulty scale of 1 to 10, running 5K without police dogs chasing you is a two; a three if you run wicked, wicked fast..

His “friend” sees his buddy has become an Internet sensation and now he wants to take legal action on his failed 5K attempt being watched?

What did I miss here?

I love how this douche is going to sue for Libel and Slander, Im sure El Pres was running around Dorchester shouting shit about this tool from the rooftops. You can't sue for spoken defamation (or written for that matter) when a picture is posted of you on the internet (especially when he got it from the internet)....Fucking idiot

Oh Chaaaheeezeee. Didn't we lock you in the dumpster once?

Time for a new T-shirt featuring the kid crawling though the mud...

hahahaha i cant get enough of this. It's like all these cross country bitches had so much anger built up from being bullied all these years, and they just needed that one thing to push them over the edge and El prez did it. They all just flipped out after they saw that video on here. priceless.

I almost feel bad doing this.

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupid=101528181&Mytoken=0200F67E-1D99-47DB-B30A85CA3EC45D19127586737

That is a Myspace group, set up by his friends to try to get chicks (I would hope) to hook up with him. God damn... I'm not lying. Don't fuck with the Stool Matty... don't fuck with us.

"Time for a new T-shirt featuring the kid crawling though the mud...

— BostonCreamPie, Nov 19 2008, 3:54 pm"

So on it...

GIZ I'm always down for a party. I'll give u double the pleasure, I'll bring Miss Beautiful with me. And i know u havent forgotten about her!

— BigWhite72, Nov 19 2008, 3:45 pm
A friend or two wouldn't go astray. As I'm imoptent (fucking spinal injuries) :-( trust me they will be safe and plus I'm married.

and the carnage continues:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Perron

"Time for a new T-shirt featuring the kid crawling though the mud...

— BostonCreamPie, Nov 19 2008, 3:54 pm"

So on it...

— Ice Cream Man, Nov 19 2008, 3:56 pm

The answer is simple it's the kid crawling in the mud and the words EPIC FAIL! That's a T-shirt at least 2 people will buy!

I'm one of them that would buy it

...but then I sustained an injury....

Hey Matt Teiuli, You should call Alex Wong and ask him how it worked out for him.

BENTLEY WOMEN’S TENNIS > NOTRE DAME MEN’S CROSS COUNTRY

The shirt has to have "son of a bitch" in quotations though.

Division 1 athletes play football, division 1 faggots run track and cry when someone from their former faggy high school shows how faggy they are by sucking at running and forgetting to drink water. fag.

"Look at the freak egg! It has two daddys!Two daddys, two daddys!"

Christmas came early this year. This is literally the gift that keeps on giving!!!

Cross Country Blogs<<<<<<<Hills Blogs

this is fucking weak, who cares

and the carnage continues:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Perron

— DW, Nov 19 2008, 4:02 pm

Damn...deleted already

All the "read ons" make him more of an idiot. Good luck buddy. His parents must be ashamed of the offspring they have produced.

Hey Matt Teiuli, You should call Alex Wong and ask him how it worked out for him.

BENTLEY WOMEN’S TENNIS > NOTRE DAME MEN’S CROSS COUNTRY

— Will Clark's Banana Cup, Nov 19 2008, 4:09 pm

Hahaha solid solid... That's right Matty boy... 2 Wong's don't make a right.

Too bad this didn't happen before Halloween. Dressing up at a Barstool Party as "teen wolf" Tieuli or Ben Perron would certainly top Justin Bobby.

Haha, I ran cross country in HS/college - but I'm a hot girl so it's ok. I can tell you 100% cross country runners (dudes) are the boys who sucked at real sports so they ran. I actually tell people I never played a sport because I don't think of XC as one. Also, 5k is the girls race in college ... so realllllly tough people.

I suck ass at running and I can run a 5k wasted. The end.

for a guy advising you to get a good lawyer, he is clearly overlooking the fact that slander is irrelevant. me calling him a pole jockey runner in public going on the record would be slander, me writing that he clearly has too much time since he is in south bend and loves the cawk might be libel

as i said yesterday, i would like to see most of you guys run, but with that challenge EP posted, it brightened my day. this matt kid is a dumbass. yea, im a runner and would like to help another one out, but seriously, legal action? for a picture? you should really stop watching so much law and order.

I almost feel bad doing this.

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupid=101528181&Mytoken=0200F67E-1D99-47DB-B30A85CA3EC45D19127586737

That is a Myspace group, set up by his friends to try to get chicks (I would hope) to hook up with him. God damn... I'm not lying. Don't fuck with the Stool Matty... don't fuck with us.
— Joe C. Like the Midget, Nov 19 2008, 3:56 pm

sign in to your myspace and check out those pics....FUCKING PRICELESS...what a cunt

Hilarious. One of those profile links above has him listed as 5'8". 5'8"!!!! I lay turds bigger than that guy.

Hey Prez, question...

Every Stoolie across the nation (and by nation I obviously mean Boston because, well, nowhere else really matters) realizes that Matt Tieuli is a total flamestick with a thin dick and has no chance of taking you to court.

So why did you go back and delete his picture from the original post? And change it to Ben "creepy crawler" Perron? I'm personally offended that you actually took down his pic.

I demand a new blog with Matt's picture so we can all rate how gay he is...and to prove to him that the stoolies run the justice system around here. PRONTO.

yea, im a runner and would like to help another one out, but seriously, legal action? for a picture? you should really stop watching so much law and order.
— runnerxc, Nov 19 2008, 4:36 pm

I am a runner too and even I laughed at this. Its ridiculous. Its as if he was jealous the mud crawler was getting so much attention he wanted to keep the spotlight on St. Joe's xc.

suck ass at running and I can run a 5k wasted. The end.
— ThatsWhatSheSaid, Nov 19 2008, 4:31 pm

Very good point. Both my knees are shot, I can't do anything cardio related to save my ass, and I run a NY road runers or whatever they're called 5k once a year. I run it a la el pres, no training. Wake up eat and go. I finish every year, cross the finish line and walk over to the buffett. So Matt the fagman, can fuck off with his 5k comment. It's a joke, and that's coming from a damn cripple.

The shirt has to have "son of a bitch" in quotations though.

— Joe C. Like the Midget, Nov 19 2008, 4:09 pm

I was about to ask why no one has mentioned the best part of the video, in my opinion. Makes me laugh every time. Thanks Joe.

Murray Chadwick, Nov 19 2008, 4:08 pm

but when I fell my head was bashed apart...

Pres - Love how you pussed out and deleted the kid's picture. You're pathetic.

mortal lock that tieuli's boyfriend is a lawyer. what an ace in the hole

Dude, anyone who would take down the Stool is a complete punk. This site brings so much raunchy joy to all of us. You didn't see that plastic Barbie Doll whore crying when El Prez posted her 10 year old daughter on the site, and claimed she would be smokin' pole by 12, so why is this fag crying!? It's called the first amendment bithces.

"as I'm not sure any woman not taking money for sex would want to wake up next to you."

wouldn't that technically be slander against you pres as well?

oh Matt you fucking moron...who honestly takes time out of their day to write an email like that?

You tried so hard to sound sophisticated and all that great stuff, but in reality you failed miserably and are now a huge fucking tool.

Pres, e-mail him a picture of a spider and see what he says

Fuck anybody who tries to stop the Stool. We cant be stopped, not even contained. Send this bitch a spider drawing to settle the differences and a box of tissues so he can wipe his tears.

Maybe this kid does cross country because too many girls already told his bitch ass there's no crying in baseball.

where is the picture and the video?

yesterday I sort of felt bad for the dude, and for people making fun of him, but after this kids letter I could give 2 shits.

For the record I went to St. John's, there is a large quantity of tool baskets there, just like youwould find at any other private catholic school, but there are some cool people too

Whiny bitches really need to google defamation law before threatening to sue people on the internet. Read on.

c.c. is for the fogaysies.....it doesnt even deserve to be spelled out. are we kidding here.

and hes 5'8"....u have no future in running, however a future in midget tossing might be your best bet. kid, let me know if u need a gig. my frat will pay u 150 an hour to toss u around...

I ran cross country. I don't know why everyone is ragging on it. In college, I got to hang out with a bunch of fit cross-country and track and field chicks all the time. Some of them were pretty hot, and there wasn't a single fat chick in the room.

Sure, el pres' recent post may have been in bad taste, but if you haven't noticed, the majority of his posts are in bad taste. That's part of the appeal.

And, not to be "that guy", but the word "fag" is so 8th grade. Using it makes you sound like a neanderthal.

Oh, and how often do you get threatened with legal action? It seems like it has been a while.

i think i just found a video of the ND cross country training program http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbK76okexVk (i think matt is the one dead center)

I just reread the fuckwit's letter. Basically his argument is that he went to St Johns and is now in Notre Dame so that makes me smarter than the stoolies.

Well Mr Tieuli I went twice to Harvard as a visiting reswearcher and am about to get a PhD from my Australian university. Get some academic qualifications and then I might condescend to listen to your diatribe with interst instead of wanting to use it wipe dog turds off your mouth.

thank you prez and barstool sports. just got in from an exhausting 12 hour day outside. tomorrow is my birthday, and reading this thread is as good as any gift imaginable (with the exception of a birthday blumpkin). as i missed this all-day hate fest, i think i'll use the next half hour to wreak havoc on young mr. tieuli. pussification is right. LONG LIVE THE STOOL, WE DON'T FUCK AROUND, MATTHEW!

Why would anyone go up against hundreds of thousands drunk stoolies?

haha, oh prez. I sincerely hope you do make a video of this attempt because that will be hilarious. I can 100% guarantee you will not make it while also guaranteeing there is not a single poster here that could do it either. With that being said, don't bitch out. You've accepted the challenge like a man, so don't bitch out like you did when you got beat by your ex-gf.

El Presidente & Commenters,

First of all I will state that I agree firmly with Matthew.This stance may seem biased, as I am also a St. John's Alum.However, that aside, I would like to address the issue put forth by stating that I am disgusted with some of the contents of this page. The few clever remarks about Major League athletes and the toilet humor are one thing, but insulting a local 17-year-old who clearly had something physically impeding his ability to continue racing is another entirely. He suffered while he crossed the finish line, and was subsequently removed on a stretcher. This form of "comedy" does not register for me. I am horrified that you would even attempt to defend your behavior, and also that someone can be so immature that they will not take responsibility and apologize for doing something this grossly offensive. I doubt that any of you would have pulled yourselves through the finish line given the circumstances.

Your website was a cute idea: "By the common man, for the common man."Upon seeing the remarks made about Ben Perron, and your childish response to Matt's message, I have been convinced that your site is just that: Common; Nothing special.One who opposes an intellectual and opinionated message with an "Oh yeah? Well you're just a pussy" attitude is clearly not capable of operating a website of any sort of credibility. You have successfully built a career out of making fun of the blunders of talented people, making "shit" jokes, and calling people "douchebags." You may get a decent paycheck, but it is quite obvious that you are not fit, or mature enough, to hold a legitimate argument with an educated person such as Matthew Tieuli.

I read previous posts, and saw many hateful and ignorant things written about Matt and his thoughts.
First off, I know him very well and he is an extremely intelligent and well-spoken person. He is not someone who is so sensitive that they cannot take a joke, but he is also not so insensitive that he knows when a joke has been taken over the line. He does not see himself as sitting on a high horse because he goes to Notre Dame; he is actually quite humble, not to mention I watched him absolutely work his ass off to get into such a regal and impressive university. I saw a remark attacking his education, to which i simply ask: Where did you go to school? And nothing else.
Second, I saw one post telling Matt to "look at the First Amendment." That, being the freedom of speech. To this uneducated disgrace I will say this: As with all of our freedoms in America, there are rules which must be followed. Surely we are all entitled to freedom of speech, but I guarantee you sir that you will get arrested yelling "bomb" on an airplane. Rules included in this Amendment are slander, libel, copyright laws, etc. So yes, you may have a general idea of the First Amendment, but your intended point is irrelevant.

I can guarantee that neither you, nor your bloggers, have ever worked so hard in your lives as Ben Perron did in those few seconds in that race. Nor have you worked as hard as Matt Tieuli does in every aspect of his life. Therefore, none of you are justified in making immature jokes about either of them.

I am not a gifted writer like Matt, so I will put this in terms that you, El Presidente, and your simple-minded followers will hopefully understand:
You, El Presidente, are a douchebag.

T. Belec
St. John's '08
Northeastern University '13

Belec,

...if that is your name...First, your opinion is bias, you can't 'that aside' when you are bias. I'm a longtime Stoolie. I'm well educated, in fact, your stated goals are less than I've achieved. No matter. My athletic and academic accomplishments(ask your boy Matt why he didn't get into Anderson) are more than your boy Matthew has/will achieve. I'm not anonymous, you can check my credentials at the next Stool party.

The press ate up your boy Ben's struggle at the end of the 5K. Have you seen the articles written about his heroic effort? The Stool took the opposite stance. They took the approach that any good coach would take. That is; this is a 5K. You knew it was coming. You have been training all season for this. How do you not prepare properly? This kid may have inspired any sedentary family member at the finish line but he is a disgrace to his team. Dehydration in a 5K? You've got to be kidding me. Look, you don't have to play a contact sport to be tough. You don't have to be able to get broads like AC Slater to be cool but for Christ's Sake, don't fucking finish line a 5K they way so many real athletes finish an Ironman or Marathon. That's a joke son.

You and your jogging friends made this thing bigger by email Prez. By defending this abysmal excuse for an athlete you stoked the fire of reason. That reason is that, under no circumstances, should anyone whose sole responsibility is to complete a 5K, collapse. This kid fucked up. He let himself and his team down.

Belec,

Your comments don't hold any weight so sit down and listen. So far you have achieved diddly squat. I regard myself as a typical stoolie. I spent 28 years in the military and will be presented with my PhD in February 2009. I did the last year of my degree full time by correspondence whilst holding down a full time job in the military, two kids and my wife was pregnant with our third. Does that sound easy? I was a liaison officer with overseas special forces elements at 40. Think how hard it is trying to be as fit as 25 year old specialists when you are 40 and writing a Masters degree. As for schools I have been a research associate twice at Harvard. You may have heard of it.

My recent book is the leader in its field and was written when I was undergoing treatment for three separate spinal injuries as was the PhD. I have represented the military overseas in shooting competitions and my work on Asia is regularly quoted in scholarly journals and university courses.

I regularly ran 5km with full kit on whilst in the military and my spine amd lower limbs show the results. Wanna bet that I didn't work as ben did in the last three minutes. I wouldn't have got myself in that sistuation in teh first place. Get some time up sunshine.

Matt may be a really nice quiet humble guy but he came over as a wanker in his email. Both you and him bragging about your schools etc means shit to I would say 99.99 plus percent of stoolies. Welcome to the real world sunshine. There is an old adage: A still tongue is a wise tongue. Remember it.

Belec- How is Matt an educated person? I don't see a college degree? He graduated from high school. Pretty sure almost everyone else here has done that as well. Why do you cats think everyone gives a shit where you went to school anyway? Glad matt could work harder at running in high school than anything I've ever done in my entire life to be a scrub for Notre Dame and compete in their home meets- save me a seat.

T. Belec
St. John's '08
Northeastern University '13

Well we found Matt's boyfriend.

I didn't goto Notre Dame or a Division 1 college, but while earning a degree in sports medicine I learned how much fluid you need to ingest to stay hydrated. I'd rather just learn that instead of crawling through mud. And T. Belec thanks for reiterating that Ben worked hard for only a few seconds.

One who opposes an intellectual and opinionated message with an "Oh yeah? Well you're just a pussy" attitude is clearly not capable of operating a website of any sort of credibility. You have successfully built a career.......

T. Belec
St. John's '08
Northeastern University '13
— T. Belec, Nov 20 2008, 2:00 am

And there you are. He has successfully built a career. So much so, that he has people like you who hate him and his career on here talking about it.

GIZhou -

What's the name of your recent book? I'd like to have a look at it.

I went to Matt Tieuli's Facebook page thanks to Stoolie SuperDeffJeff and listed among his favorite quotes is the following, "Don't be a puss".

Anyone see the irony here?

I am 1991 St. John's graduate and am embarassed. Ohhh how I am going to get my balls busted over Thanksgiving about this from my fellow stoolie bro-in-laws.

Mark - just an FYI - was not calling you a fag.

You XC guys just don't know when to quit. Talk about feeding the fire.

After reading T. Belec's response and Matt's email to Prez it's reminded me of this guy's email.

http://1stnews.org/167/andrew-lahde-letter/

"The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America."

These kids posting about how "prestigious" their respective schools are sum up exactly what Andrew was talking about when he wrote that letter.

Matthew Tieuli is a giant vag and a bitch, read on.

The TEE BOX

Bridgewater-Raynham '94

Nichols College '98

Belec if you are not a gifted writer, just ask Matt what to write. I'm sure he's lying next to you with his shirt off anyway.

GIZhou -

What's the name of your recent book? I'd like to have a look at it.

— Blota, Nov 20 2008, 8:52 am

Mate, Send your details yo El Pres nd ask him to onforward yours to mine. I use my blog name to keep some privacy.

"You have successfully built a career out of making fun of the blunders of talented people"

HA HA HA HA what part of crawling to a finish line in a 5k takes talent? How long do I have to train to embaress myself in front of 500 plus spectators? is that even a talent?

Cross-country running is for (read on)...

homos

T. Belec = Fake letter

Belec -
I don't know who lit the fuse on your tampon, but you better put that f'er out. You liberal, faggy douche noozle, you are exactly what's wrong with this country. And why are you sticking up for his intellegence and ability to speak well? Nobody is calling the kid a freakin retard. He fell, and fell, and fell, and we laughed and laughed. Don't like it? Turn off the computer, go pop a few midol and have agood cry over a lifetime movie.

Man I don't know where to start with this character. First I showed my girlfriend the video which was a horrible move because she sided with Class of 06' up there and hated me for the night because I laughed for the duration of the video,Read on.

Secondly, I am on everyday and never have felt inticed to respond to anything until I read what was written by 06', read on.

Third, what's the deal with the overload of big words? did he learn those from all the free time he had while stuffed inside his locker all those years at SJ's? Read on.

Lastly, I just ran the Chicago Marathon in October. Now my time wasn't blazingly fast, but it got up to 90 degress and I wanted to fucking lay down the whole time. But you know what? I made a promise to myself I wouldn't keel over infront of thousands of people. And I didn't. When the finish line was in sight I saw two people get carried off with 100 yards to go...you know what i did?? LAUGHED because it was fucking Hilarious! 06' stick to reacharounds and Perez Hilton from Now on.

Wow this kid sux. As a Notre Dame senior and Boston kid, I thought the video of the St. Johns kid was hilarious. Now Im just embarrassed for Notre Dame for letting his retarded boyfriend in.

Seriously - I love a good internets fight, but these St. John's/ND/XC bitches need to just concede defeat..

It was funny as hell, regardless how hard he worked. I don't really consider him a pussy - but he sure looked like an asshole.

And that's probably where the story should end. Right?

No, these XC toolbags need to call their lawyers and argue about how tough you gotta be to run...

Just give it the fuck up...

T Belec sounds like the biggest Homo I've ever heard. I'd love for this kid to look at me the wrong way as I'd fuckin blast this kid in the face