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Random Thoughts – December 26th


Hot High School Trainer Busted For Sucking Teenage Cock

Hope Jacoby

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LAtimes - Orange County Sheriff's Department says it arrested Hope Jacoby, 23, on suspicion of engaging in sex acts with an underage boy. She has worked with athletes at the school for a year. An athletic trainer at Tustin High School has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in unlawful sex acts with a student at the school, an Orange County sheriff's spokesman said Wednesday. Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino.  Sheriff's deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

I’ve been getting pounded with emails regarding this story for the past 48 hours.  I was hoping Jerry would pull himself away from his fucking family for one second and cover this for us, but apparently he is too busy being a “good father” on Christmas. Dude get your priorities straight Jerry!  Smut first.  Family 2nd.  I mean a blowjob face like this waits for nobody! 

Anyway can you imagine the line at Tustin High School trainers table of kids waiting to get their ankles taped and their dick sucked before games?  Seriously I'd be pulling my groin like it was going out of style. My only question is why did this chick get arrested? Doesn't the 2nd amendment or one of those other useless amendments specifically protect hot trainers who love to suck cock? I mean if the Constitution doesn't protect hot sluts then what's the point of even having it in the first place? And yes I think this goes without saying.  The first person to get us a picture of the “text message” of her sucking down some pole wins a free barstool hat.  It’s the least we can do!   Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year indeed!

 

Just your average bisexual, cock worshiping , hug loving slut according to Hope's Myspace Page

 

-kudos to Busted Coverage for stalking this chick

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