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Random Thoughts – January 19th


Barstool Tip Of The Day: How To Defend Against A Bear Hug

 

If I don't have this dude at our next Barstool party then I'm flat out not doing my job.

Step to your right, reach back with your left hand, grabbing testicles and squeezing. You can work the face. Press and gouge the eyes, you could rip at the ears, you can put your thumbs inside the mouth and rip back on the lips, that's a possibility......

 

- Holytaco

 

— elpresidente, 3:30 pm | permalink | 27 comments