Noiseaddicts- Music and sound can have a powerful effect on the mind. A slow, light song can relax you, a happy, upbeat song can give you energy, and a good driving song can make your journey seem half as long. A song from a tape that you completely wore out in high school can bring you back instantly. A researcher in Tokyo, Japan who studies the mind and artificial intelligence has taken this one step further. He is trying to show not only that music and sound can affect your mind, but that it can also make physical changes to your body. The experiment goes like this: In Japanese cities, people use cell phones. A LOT. It’s not uncommon for people in Tokyo to hear their cell phone ring 20-40 times per day. Hideto Tomabechi, one of the guys who helped deprogram members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult in Japan, has embedded a sound in a ringtone that fools your mind into interpreting it as a crying baby.  The hypothesis is that if women’s minds and bodies respond to the ringtone in the same way that they are known to respond to a real crying baby, then they will experience the same physiological effects as if they heard the real thing .  If it’s heard often enough, over time their breasts will grow.

A cell phone that makes chicks boobs grow?   Are you shitting me?   This is fucking brilliant! I swear to god the fact that we beat Japan in WWII has to be the greatest upset in the history of the world.   I mean how did we invent the Atom Bomb before they did?   Seriously it makes Tyson/Douglas and the Miracle on Ice look like child’s play.   I just hope they never decide to attack us again because it would be over before it even started.  You can’t compete against a country that has figured out how to make chicks boobs grow naturally.  No way, no how.