Country Music Fans Are The Dumbest People on Earth According To A New Poll

Sometimes when you are cruising around the ole internet, you come across a take so bad that it removes the breath from your body. I'm not one of those guys who thinks that Morgan Wallen is trash or that his music couldn't be any worse. In fact, I like some of it. I like when he remakes other people's songs or sings about Tennessee and whatnot. That's all good. Does it make me cum? No. It sadly doesn't even make me hard and I get hard over just about anything. Again though, I like it. 

That being said, saying that he's done more for country music in the last 25 years than anyone else is insanity. It's so insane that you almost have to respect it. You have to respect it while simultaneously forgetting that the Dixie Chicks exist. 

There are mainstream dudes like Garth, George, Allan, Tim, Stapleton, Chesney, Blake, and on and on who have done it longer and better. Much longer and much better but they aren't currently making people wet with sexiness. I think that's it right? People like Morgan because he looks like he can fuck? I dunno. I don't wanna fuck him. I hope that doesn't come across as rude but I don't wanna fuck him. 

Here's a list of people in country music I would fuck. 

1. Tyler Childers 

2. Colter Wall

3. Zach Bryan 

4. Sturgill Simpson

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5. Billy Strings 

In short- Morgan isnt bad but he isnt on the same planet as the other fellas.